my cat fucking hates me
>>27616972
you deserve it for choosing such a shitty pet
>>27616982
FPBP
>>27616972
Get a dog you insufferable cunt. If your cat hates you why do you allow it to live under your roof? Put that fucker in the pound and get a friend that will actually appreciate you.
>>27617262
What does this acronym mean?
Reverse /mischief/ thread
>post a troll opinion
>people start agreeing with you
Please return to reddit.
I assure you, you won't be missed.
>>27616971
As much as I love reddit, I think I'll stay :3
>be ironically creepy around girl as a form of like, avant garde humor
>she thinks I'm being actually creepy and avoids me
I deserve things for free
>Every customer ever
I gotta get out
No retail bros on r9k anymore?
>>27617834
You're forgetting good threads get ignored on r9k. I don't work in retail but this looks like it has potential
>>27616860
>Work for a nationwide corporation
>Bend like a reed whenever this kind of thing happens
it's not coming out of my paycheck, i'm not fighting that hard.
School stories thread.
Feels, cringe, rage, autist, share whatever you got I have a couple to contribute. I'll start:
>7th grade
>history class is always in the afternoon block of classes
>me and most of the guys in the class are fucking procrastinators and usually do the previous day's homework assignments at lunch before class
>one day me and others from my class are doing history homework at lunch like normal
>out of fucking nowhere history teacher swoops by our lunch table, reaches over and tears out the page from my notebook I'm doing homework in and basketball shoots it into a nearby trash can
>makes a smug comment about how I need to learn the home part of my homework
>mfw why is this so personal
>mfw there were like 8 other people at the table all around me doing the same shit
>everyone laughing at me as they finish their homework
>teacher doesn't even look at me when he goes around collecting assignments later
Fuck that guy
>>27616723
that teacher is a bitch
>9th grade
>sitting with autistic friends at lunch
>we are stupid and are talking about stupid shit
> at one point I gesture like I'm throwing something to illustrate a point
> teacher thinks i actually threw something and calls me over
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>have speech problems for years as a kid
>i couldn't even speak for a while
>i recover but i stutter a lot
>skip to 8th grade, social studies
>not studying for test thats a few days away because I know the stuff
>teacher notices and tells me to go to the middle of the room where everyone can see me
>asks me why im not studying
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>10th grade
>have oneitis for as long as I can remember
>beta-orbit her throughout all of middle/high school as she works her way through crushing/dating apparently every other guy but me
>one day after moving on from her previous boyfriend she is all of a sudden into me
>flirty, lots of physical contact, she's initiating tons of conversation
>isitfinallymytime.png
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So I've been browsing lolcow for about half an hour trying to understand the female mindset, and I found this.
How does this make you feel?
>>27616714
I don't care about basic bitches, I found a qt neet virgin that loves me.
>>27616752
I envy you anon, and good luck to you.
go look at what those women view as ideal for female beauty, there's a thread there somewhere. they have absolute shit taste in women.
PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY, even if it's not likely to happen: Let's say you are outside in the city, you see a cute Asian girl on the sidewalk, and you HAVE TO meet her and become friends with her, in the most effective way possible, the way that is the most likely to actually work and not scare her off. What do you do?
ching chong ping pong
>>27616712
>HAVE TO
Why?
>>27616795
Because you love her
Is tinder at all for people that want to be bf/gf/husband/wife or just slutty meet and fucks?
You can meet all sorts there.
But the slags will be the most receptive while the girls looking for longterm relationships are picky as fuck.
>>27616729
Is there a way I can troll tinder?
You will not meet anything but trash at hookup spots like bars / clubs or tinder.
Although if you go to those spots you're trash too so I guess it's a good match.
Convince me life is worth living robots.
So far in life I've been miserable, depressed, anxious, abused and have failed at many things. Normies always hate me when I was trying to be a normie myself and I realize that I have nowhere I belong. Why is this world actually worth it? How can people be happy?
>>27616645
I'm not going to convince you of shit, and neither will anybody else on this board.
We all know that, so why bother asking?
Life is not worth living.
Dying has even less worth, though. That's why living is the default option.
>>27616667
I was hoping that someone that understands the things I've been through could help.
Is it weird that I'm only attracted to virgins? As soon as I find out a girl isn't a virgin I just lose all attraction. I had a crush on a girl for 6 years and the second I found out she had lost her virginity to her bf I lost interest completely. In retrospect it helped me a lot because it was an unhealthy obsession but now it's making things difficult.
>>27616639
I love this meme. You're a real memester!
>>27616664
I love memes too but im serious.
>>27616639
The hypocrisy from people, it's okay for a girl to want tall guys only. or rich guys, etc.
But I'm not allowed to have standards based on someones integrity?
>Attempting to do taxes
>Every other fucking line demands another form with uninterpretable instructions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I'm going back to NEEThood.
Doing your taxes is literally the easiest thing to do now.
You should have done them before March 31 when they were free on turbotax. Turbotax literally holds your hand through the whole thing.
I owe 500 this year wtf
>>27616802
I owed 72 last year and then this year I was supposed to get 700 back but it's been 2 months and my refund is still being processed.
wtf
Tell me, r9k, how does this image make you feel?
Can't hate on snoop man.
glad that this stupid frog culture has been made mainstream. get the fuck off of my board 2011 fags. you've ruined it
>>27616630
Yeah man, wasn't his fault.
I blame nikki minaj and tumblr / instagram / twitter roasties
>finally get gf
>she's really great despite some of her awkward tendencies
>tfw her Mexican family doesn't approve of me yet because "black guys are always thugs"
I knew this would be an issue from what she's told me about her family. I'm pretty white washed so they'll eventually realize that.
>>27616566
this song hits me right in the feelers with how much it applies to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48LLdLbAiQg
Feelin' downtrodden
Fresh kid turned rotten
I can't believe I'm like E then I'm coppin
Over the years seems like I'm gettin' dumber
Reminiscing to a time when I was younger with a hunger
Full a dreams, determination, self-esteem
But now it seems they hesitate to be on my team
You know the routine, when you winnin' and grinnin'
All up in your face, like they was which you from the beginnin'
But on the flipside,
When you washed up like a riptide
Fools clown 'bout how you slipped and let shit slide
Beside the fact
My voice is wack
Clowns is runnin' around, talkin' 'bout I smoke crack
Ain't got no homies that got my back
Yeah I'm a brotha, but some times I don't feel black
My girl is white
My game idn't tight
Niggas who ain't seen me in a while be like "Dude, you aight?"
Who am I kiddin', who am I foolin'
When they be like "What's up Fatlip?," and I say "Coolin'"
Who am I kiddin', who am I foolin'
When they be like "What's up Fatlip?," and I say "Coolin'"
Who am I kiddin', who am I foolin'
When they be like "What's up Fatlip?," and I say "Coolin'"
Who am I kiddin', who am I foolin'
When they be like
[Fat Lip]
Blowin' like a sucka almost every day
In the back of your mind you prob'ly thinkin' I was gay
But naw, I'm just a bitch ass nigga
The type that get jacked above the ribs ass nigga
See I been a loser just about all my life
Type that try turn a ho to a housewife
What do you expect
I give respect
And feel for hoes niggas keep in check
I'm far from hard
Emotionally scarred
On Pico Boulevard
I was regarded as a retard
I make myself sick
Get on my own nerves
Immature, insecure,
Grown up nerd
Has-been MC
On a label that's unstable
Choppin' bliggy on a table
You'd better hope they're not part of the cartel, otherwise your ass will end up a skid mark on the underwear of history. Beaners typically despise blacks... for good reasons of course.
>>27616857
Kek
Some of her cousins would probably fuck me up if I cheated on her or abused her or something. Idk why but the thought of her being an awkward qt who listens to indie rock an plays guitar but has scary cousins who could fuck me up turns me on greatly.
Hey I turn 21 next Monday and my two friends keep telling me there gonna take me to a bar and get me laid, I'm a virgin and both of them can get girlfriends that are at least 7s within a week of breaking up.
How do I go to a bar with 2 normies as a robot and not make an ass out of myself
Pic related its me
>>27616552
Ur fukt kiddo
Watch some movies and pretend you're the main character.
I watched Meet Joe Black the other day and started pretending I'm Brad Pitt. I met a girl on friday, we made out all night and she sent me a message the morning after telling me she hadn't forget about me.
I strongly recommend watching that movie. It probably wont be enough, but it helped me a lot so it may help you as well.
>>27616552
you're not going to get laid. I've had friends say they were going to do this stuff for me and it just never happened. most of the time they just disappeared with other people and left me hanging.
so yea, they're just going to bring you to a bar, get drunk, and that's all they're going to do. if you want to get laid you're going to have to do it yourself, don't rely on anyone.
You're born into a small village in Europe 1000 years ago.
There are only a few other your age, so you meet all of your friends during childhood and grow up beside them. You explore in the woods, make games, laugh together. You never leave the lands you're born on but that's okay because all of your friends and family are assured to stay here as well.
You marry your wife at age 16. You've both known eachother since you were children. You've done nothing special to get her, no game, no pick-up artistry no gymceling (you already have a healthy form due to working outdoors all day). You guys got together purely because you've known eachother since birth and feel close and comfortable with eachother. You consummate your marriage to her, looking into innocent teen eyes as you orgasm, coming into her virgin pussy unprotected. She's pregnant with your son and you start working on the farm, or by fishing, or hunting or whatever your trade was in order to start providing for your family. You do this over the next several years, and by the age of 30 you have 10 kids with her all working in the same village. Work is hard but it keeps your body in good shape. There is no commute, no cubicles, no busy work. Your just do your labor and come home at night and have sex with your wife all night.
You die around age 55-60, much earlier than the modern year. But when you die you're not absolutely literally falling apart, hooked up with a bunch of machines, being pumped with tons of meds, shitting into a bag. You pass away peacefully but do so with the knowledge that all of your children will marry white people from the surrounding area as well, and that you've lived a fulfilling and happy life.
>>27616527
Nowadays you don't have any of that. Civilization, Social media, college has ruined that. When you consummate your marriage with your wife she'll be like 25-30 and her body will already be used up by other men. You'll probably have 1-2 kids because of her declining fertility. She'll feel a lot less close to you because you've likely only known eachother post-adolescence. You might have had to truly suffer to get her too, learning "game" and "pick-up-artistry" and sacrificing...
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You people understand that only Chads got married and had sex back then too right
Betas have always been betas
>a small village in Europe 1000 years ago
that's still civilization you dumb cuck
Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She's sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won't secretly think I'm a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart._Please, just let me find this person. I'll change...
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please, someone, anyone?
>>27616580
Idk man, but posting here certainly won't be very helpful. Try a local library or art class?
>>27616661
maybe i can find a nice fembot who knows these feels.