>tfw wrestlemania sucked this year
any other wrestlingbros here
>tfw wrestling has sucked since 1984
>>27623562
>Tfw never watched WWE
>Tfw watch Kaiju Big Battel DVDs and Lucha Underground instead
Step up bitch
Tormenting right now. Though I can't imagine it coming anywhere near the level of NXT takeover Dallas.
How do you connect yourself with the help helpper meme?
I know it's cool to hate it, but it's not an awful meme.
>>27623789
this desu famalam. origina L
>>27623532
>Hi everyone, just came here from /b/ where I was collecting screencaps for /r/4chan. Got bored and made this picture to show you all how much of a newfag I am.
can we just get a /sincere feels/ thread going? just to ask advice, talk, listen and just comfort each other. i'll start. i just lost my job today and now i can't make this months bills. at least its getting warm out so it wont be too bad sleeping in my car...
>>27623508
I'm sorry to hear that man. Let's just hope life has a way of working things out.
>>27623508
that sucks man. ending up homeless is my biggest fear ever, it seems like such a hard thing to come back from.
i'm a small business owner. I somehow make ends meet but it's usually with a bunch of bills/payments being a month or two late. Its stressful, the worst part are the phone calls. They call you to "inform you that they havent received payment yet", you make some bullshit excuses, pay late, life goes on. I have an employee that I will have to let go because it will makes things easier...
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>>27623549
thanks man. hopefully only for the month though. i'm surprised anyone's still awake. whats going on with you?
So, is Katya she the queen of /r9k/-waifus? Does she cuck the rest of them?
Nah. I got one
>>27623483
Katya is old news since it was discovered she had a nose job. Anzu is the new queen. She's literally anime
Beta buxxxx !
Post dem wish lists.
If you don't get an urge to hug her after seeing this picture, you are gay.
>>27623431
I'm not gay, just have healthy preferences.
I would fuck that body up. And get her pregnant.
>>27623594
>Thinks that his preferences are the only right preferences and everyone else is wrong.
>Can't stand anyone else having a different preference
How can you be this fucking stupid?
>inb4 ur projecting bruh XDDDDD
>just be fucking ripped with a huge cock bro works for me every time
>tfw ripped and big dick but autistic as fuc
>>27623274
how do you explain all the chubbies with girlfriends? how would a big dick help you get girls? if she's seen your dick then you've probably already decided to fuck.
It looked like his dick was just stuck on until I noticed the cock ring
>just be interesting and get hobbies bro
>most people spend their time browsing facebook, watching game of thrones and listening to whatever the new pop song is
The reason they tell you to get hobbies is so you have something common to talk about and don't sound like such an autist all the time. "Most people" can discuss popular tv and music.
>>27623284
Why would you discuss things that have no meaning?
>>27623315
because that's what people do
for example, look at this board
>be me
>in high school
>qt brunette slightly autistic girl flirting with me
>literally asks me if I want to fuck
>sperg out and say no thanks
>>27623224
>meet up with some qt on tender at her house
>get drunk and finger blast her into the heavens
>go into her room
>immediately pass the fuck out after laying down
JUST
>>27623246
>qt
post pic pls, I'm curious what qt is by your standards
>drunk girl literally puts her hand in my pants and starts playing with my dick
>wants to be bring me to her place
>not drunk and autistic, so I get really uncomfortable
>think of the first excuse that goes through my head
>...
>"I-I have to go. My... my sister is very sick."
>mfw I actually said that
>then I ran away like some sort of sitcom gag.
Im a bitter virgin now, but this is so funny I almost don't regret it
>when a normie says he had "struggles" as a teen
>when a normie says he coped with his issues by "turning to drugs and alcohol" and having lots of sex
>when a normie says he wouldn't have gotten through it without his friends
does this annoy anyone else?
no because that's all pretty reasonable. pooping in jugs is a meme.
Yup, and they act so self entitled because of this.
When I say that there are people who legit need help and cannot survive all the shit on their own, they come saying that "you cannot rely on others bro, I was totally saved by my friends and family, but YOU on the other hand are a piece of shit who just want's everyone to do everything for you.
Lot's of the shit here is not appliable to me, but I acnowledge completely that some people are so badly off that there is no hope for them. It does not help that society denys these people this hope by calling...
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>>27623238
it just kind of gets me how they get to have a wild youth with lot of friends and sex but still claim they were "depressed' for whatever reason, while most robots had no friends and couldn't even dream of holding hands with a girl in their teenage years
Who here has a completely fake personality? I routinely plan all my conversations ie When I see my coworker I will say this, when he replies I will react in this way etc. Also I practice my facial expressions in the mirror. I have this one half smile I do, because I read that girls like it when a guy half smiles.
>>27623084
Fake personality here. I actually get so physically tired of having to pretend to be outgoing and interestig every day.
Everyone plans convos to a certain extent, but the facial expressions thing is definitely weird
I fake being more okay than I am. I'd hardly call it a "personality" though.
>tfw a month passes and she texts you out of the blue
>tfw weekend comes and she asks you what party you're going to be at
>>27623040
>tfw a year goes by and you dunk text her out of the blue
>she texts you on valentines day
Post your gfs, bros.
Jellymad robots can rate or get assmad or whatever lol
get the FUCK off my board you fucking normalshit.
i swear to fucking christ WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TAUNTING US you FUCKING NORMALSHITTER.
FUCK
OFF
>haircut
>bangs
Bangs are gross. Tell her to quit trying to be Zooey Deschanel.
In my dreams :^(
original comment
Are there any autists here who drive? (I mean actual autism, not meme "I'm awkward so I'm autistic lel" autism)
I've only driven a couple of times and it was just too intense for me. Just the consequences of what can happen if you fuck up were too overwhelming and the unknown factor of how other people would drive were too much for me.
If you do it, how do you do it?
>>27622728
oh shit...i might b autistic too. i just drive slowly give people room for error.
if u follow the rules and drive like granny it should be ok
if some asshole shames u...their insurance will pay and my car is 5 star safety
I felt the same way too, but I was in a situation where I needed to learn how to drive, so it was just a matter of forcing myself to do it. Driving on a highway especially, since you went really fast and it felt like a single little fuck up could fucking kill you. Eventually, though, I got comfortable and now it's second nature.
How other people drive is generally speaking not an unknown factor. There are ways for them to telegraph to you how they are driving (blinkers, break lights and so on), along with signs on the road that tell you about the rules of the road you're currently driving on. An overwhelming majority of these people drive within the confines of these rules because the consequences of fucking up is too severe to be worth it, i.e. a car crash that could potentially kill you. I'm not saying that accidents don't happen, but generally speaking, most people tend to drive safe and stay within in the rules.
My brother in law is an undiagnosed autist and he is the worst fucking driver. also gets lost easy
>transfer from a community college to a 4-year university
>get there; campus is huge and there are a shitton of people
>social anxiety kicks in; stare at the ground while I walk
>get extremely nervous and have to be alone
>forget I have to get my school ID
>need to go to the campus store to ask for it
>tfw talking to people kills me
How the fuck do...
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>>27622702
>>social anxiety kicks in; stare at the ground while I walk
I'm so fucking tired of you losers. Blow your fucking brain out and rid yourself of us all.
>>27622743
Why do you normalshits decide to come her anyway? Fuck off.
>>27622811
I'm not a normalshit. I'm an autist who can't get laid like everyone else here, but I can at least hold up a damn conversation in public. You're just pathetic.
Browsing 4chan daily permanently ruins your memory and especially attention span and concentration. Stop now while you still can.
You'll be unable to partake in anything that isn't instant gratification (e.g. porn, F5'ing 4chan all day, short youtube videos)
Better than the mindless facebook drones.Okay, it's not better but my ego says I'm smarter than them.
I've been here for a significant portion of my developmental years. I'm beyond saving.