Is the elimination of all women the next logical step in human evolution? Women are just wombs with a lot of strings attached. They're biologically programmed to reproduce with the nearest dominant male, whoever it may be.
With artificial wombs and advances in waifu technology, men won't need women. We can focus on building a powerful, united, space faring civilization through eugenics and bioengineering. After the waifu age I imagine the final step in sexual evolution is to eliminate all memory of women and gender based reproduction, the waifubots and male...
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>>27625323
In the last few months I've actually realised this is not only possible but probable very soon. I'm not sure what I think about it.
Reminder that women use sexual attraction as the only crutch for being relevant in the modern age
>and nu-males.
Yeah, the worst thing is we have a lot of them in the government.
>6th day in a row where i've been drunk before 8am
Hi OP. I'm also drunk before 8AM.
Is chest swelling a symptom of alcohol abuse? It's usually near my heart. Am I gonna die?
Sounds like a good time my man
i swear this comment is original famalam
Wow, you must get invited to a lot of parties:)
Shit guys I fucked up guys. I ordered some anal beads because I'm a massive faggot and I will never get with a girl. I assumed I was going to be alone because of holidays.
Turns out my dad is on holiday too! FUCK what do I say when I get the parcel? what if he gets it? FUCK
>>27625198
Don't worry, the packaging should be incognito as with all sex toys.
Does the parcel have tracking? If it does then use it you dumb frog.
>>27625218
It has tracking but that wont stop him from questioning it.
>>27625264
What do you mean? If you can get to the mailbox before him and sneak it inside somehow you should be good as golden.
Just everyday say to him you're going to check the mail etc.
When the anal beads come, rip them out of the box and conceal them inside your asshole and throw away the box into your rubbish bin.
And remember to BEEEE yourself to not arouse suspicion
What would you do if you knew in 40 minutes the Police would come into your house and arrest you for child porn?
Kill myself probably. Good thing I don't have CP
>fire up my Tails USB
>quick format the drives
>then set some random 20 character password for each drive
Be confused, because I don't have any and always report it when I come across it.
4chan BTFO
Is it possible to recover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a292DTRZ9Vc&feature=youtu.be
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4d6y5c/4chan_user_tries_his_best/
>>27625108
>Redditor got rekt by a kid.
kek
>jus b urself
what is a self?
>>27625108
i'm getting 2nd hand and 3rd hand and [n(n+1) for all n] hand cringe
Ahh, what to do today, the possibilities are endless! Oh, hey there wagecuck, didn't see you there, oh my is it Monday already? I just woke up not too long about so I'm trying to see what big breakfast I'm going to make myself, oh what's that? You don't have time for breakfast? You know breakfast is the most important meal of the day but I suppose bread with butter will suffice! I'd love to stay and chat but looks like Mr. Shekelstein needs you ASAP! My kekkles, have a nice day wagie, try not to ragie so much today! Only 8 more hours until you go home!
>>27625051
>8 more hours
That's if I don't take a lunch break.
>tfw I AM Mr. Shekelstein, and I just show up to the office whenever the fuck I feel like it, read email for an hour and then get project updates and delegate shit out to department heads, and then go home and play vidya and shitpost.
NEET here, shit I thought it was Monday.
ITT: fictional diseases
>depression
>ADHD
>avoidant personality disorder
>restless leg syndrome
>>27624958
there's this thing going around called "seasonal depression disorder"
one of my WoW friends keeps claiming he has it, I try to tell him he's a gigantic faggot but he won't listen
>>27624958
Mental illness.
Everything has a physical explanation.
ITT: Stupid shit you did
>be me
>be about 14-15
>HS, some big party coming up
>have some friend that like me for being "that autistic dude"
>didn't notice, thought they legitimately liked me
>school makes flyers
>get idea
>edit photo to look like I'm gonna shoot up the school, call it a mass murder...
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Replied to this shit thread.
Oh man where do I start
> was peer pressured into saying I liked another guy at school in the middle of the playground (was sexually confused)
> put videos of myself on youtube growling along to cannibal corpse and shit, playing fake guitar
The whole school watched them and made a movie which played at the assembly which was a thinly veiled parody of me
> shitty comedian at uni is saying how he doesn't know what year it is
> I shout...
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>>27624939
WhatsApp became big in 2014
>be about 14-15
Get this underage bait fucking out of here
>spend a year working out every day
>get fit, well defined muscles and shit
>I think I look alright
Doesn't even fucking matter though
>still a fucking autist
>still ginger so can't get tan, forever pasty
fuck me
>tfw get buff
>lean and mean
>wear clothing all the time so nobody can really tell
>>27624846
I know that feel, but atleast you are in good shape. It could be worse, you could be a landwhale or a hamplanet.
>>27625229
Until you get into a depression funk and start to let yourself go.
Being in good shape doesn't last and fuck does it ever suck a million times more when it starts to go after you put in a lot of work at it.
>this is all sex is basically
What the fuck did you think it was
I'm going back to /b/
cya
>>27624837
This looks pretty gay tbqh.
>walking with your daughter down the aisle in the frozen section of the grocery store
>"Daddy! Daddy! I want this one!"
What you gonna do, hoss?
>>27624815
Why the fuck would I have a daughter?
>>27624815
That's actually funny as fuck, props to their ad agency.
>>27624815
fucking Yurocucks
>hey white boy I heard you were voting for Trump
what do?
>>27624777
Rofl that beefcake nigger looks like he'd collapse over walking up a flight of stairs
You must get bored spamming these btw
>>27624777
I didn't vote for anyone.
Let share a drink.
>>27624777
is that a balloon
>Hey anon! Why are you so quiet? Come hangout with me and my friends, you'll have fun!
>>27624761
Uh, uh.. Gee, I don't know..
>It's 2016. You are weird if you don't like sex.
>>27624761
this is the kind of girl i like, beautiful eyes and brown hair
i had to have my cat put down, hold me robots
anyone?
originalo
>>27625031
iktf
my cat i loved died 3 1/2 years ago
>>27624724
I'm really sorry, anon. It must be hard to lose a friend like that.
>Ugh why do you care about my college days so much!?
>I didn't even do that much!
>Stop being so insecure anon
>>27624674
daily reminder there is nothing wrong with being a cock on the cock carousel
you only fuck up when you stick with the used goods from the carousel
dont commit unless it's fresh
>>27624674
And if I end up with a girl like this I wont care so long as I can cum in her and get her pregnant, any sort of love she feels from me will be completely phony I will just use her like she deserves to be used.
> Two dicks in one hole
Absolutely disgusting. Male pornstars are pathetic as fuck.