There are now two "attention whore fembot feels" threads right now. One has almost 200 replies and the other has almost 400. Think about that for a minute.
failed normies now make up the majority of this board, atleast robots had enough self respect to not give these people attention. It gets even worse when you realize that some of these faggots actually gave Eliza irl cash, they probably thought they were gonna get the succ too.
>>27639339
>some of these faggots actually gave Eliza irl cash
This is some serious beta white knight faggotry. Is all of reddit this bad?
>>27639566
it is worse
What do you all do for work?
I walk around and put merchandise back on shelves and sometimes talk to people.
>>27639152
I make software that nobody uses.
My job is pretty important. i subsdize local businesses and corporations with government money.
>You will never have a creepy over-bearing girlfriend that is madly in love with you for literally no reason besides the fact you pay attention to her
Why even live?
>>27639083
You don't want that. They're batshit crazy. They will make your life a living hell.
You might think its a nice fantasy, but it would be horrifying in real life.
Its like what they say about women with rape fantasies. Its only appealing because the have absolute control over the scenario
>>27639191
>>27639227
Normies pls go.
Original commento
If a retail job hasn't called you 4 weeks after the interview you probably didnt get the job right?
>>27639068
If you didn't get hired during or a few days after the interview of course not.
>>27639106
They said they had other people to interview
>>27639068
This picture depresses me. Take it down.
Anyway, you should call and ask to speak with the person who interviewed you a week afterwards at the latest. Ask what could make you stand out as a candidate.
23 years on this planet and girls still don't like me.
I used to be a lazy skinny fuck, but now I've spent the last year and a half getting /fit/ as fuck and it's still not fucking good enough for them.
What do they want? Why do the women of today have such high fucking standards?
>>27638901
please tell me that's a picture of you as a "lazy skinny fuck" and not what you consider "/fit/ as fuck"
you look short, perhaps that is the reason
>>27638901
where's the after picture
what do you have to say for yourself? this creep gets more action than you do
>>27638899
>Miri Mirage: Coffee
Kek
>>27638899
or maybe he's actually a nice enough guy for people to look past his looks, or, maybe yet, people aren't cunts to him cause he looks slightly weird?
>>27638899
I was just waiting for this to turn into some cringe post
Is it any coincidence that hairloss drugs like finsteride and minoxidil are DHT inhibitors? The drug companies pay millions and millions to keep you from realizing this shit, because it would kill their buisness selling cures to beta faggots who whack their willys 24/7.
If you lost your hair before age 40, it's probably because you have high DHT content AND YOU NEED TO STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF--for atleast a 6 months. Also watch your diet and eat things with high zinc and vitamin D, as these regrow hair.
Abstain, retain, regrow!
>>27638682
How's that tin foil hat suiting you?
>>27638769
Can't even give up jacking it for a couple months? Lol, you're addicted man. All that porn can't be good for your dick, hair loss or not. You keep doing it and your cock will fall off--just like your hair.
>tfw 5'3"
>tfw I'll never, ever be considered attractive
You're just asking for normies/chads/shit posters/ reddit and anyone else to come in here and go "LE MANLET XDXDXDXDXD" and "MANLET BTFO LOL KILL YOURSELF MANLET XDXD"
But I feel ya OP, I'm 5'4 and am still "somewhat" self conscious about my height. It doesn't really bother me that much, only sometimes. I've learned to live with it and not let it get me down.
>>27638662
5'10" with wide af shoulders master race
>he doesn't know he can be 5'9 with tibial and femoral limb lengthening
Or just become a trap op
>>27638662
>tfw 6'3im a grill btw ;^(
A 45 year old female comes into the Emergency Department complaining of a 2 day history of worsening abdominal pain. She localizes the pain to the right upper quadrant and notes that it is worse with meals and currently is 10/10. Vitals at the time are notable for a blood pressure of 95/48, temperature of 39.9C, heart rate of 113, respiratory rate of 28 while maintaining a saturation of 99%.
Her physical exam is notable for exquisite tenderness of her abdomen diffusely but worse at the RUQ, without evidence of rebound. Scleral icterus is also present. She is alert and oriented x 4 and mental status is clear
What is your next step in management?
a) Bolus with 0.9% saline and start ciprofloxacin
b) Emergent cholecystectomy
c) Emergent endoscopic procedure
d) Bolus with 0.9% saline only
e) MS contin 25mg Q 5 minutes
>>27638645
I would say that you should picke
f) Inject her with a lethal dose of morphine
>>27638645
Meant to be MS IR 25Q5, obviously contin doesnt come in 25's
>you will never have a gf telling you to turn off the video games
Yeah because I will never be as good looking as him
>>27638607
>you will never give your model gf a PS4 and she is actually happy to get it
>>27638607
Good. If she doesn't share my biggest hobby, then into the trash she goes.
Is 6 inch length 5 inch girth big enough
>>27638584
exactly these dimensions, bumping for interest
>>27638584
no i'm afraid you need to be 9x9 to ever satisfy a roastie
>>27638584
It's like slightly above average but average width.
To the average girl she's going to chuckle
Anyone here have any luck getting drugs from the dark web? I'm a complete friendless social shut in and am thinking about going there since I'm bored of drinking
Never drugs but I got some fake 20s
That was fun
I spent about 100 bucks back in march 2013 on shrooms and lsd. That shit would've been worth about 3K right now if I'd just kept the buttcoins, or 7K if I sold them off at the peak of the bubble.
Anyways, I wouldn't call my experience (with the sellers) good. Shit took forever to arrive.
>>27638571
Don't do drug, they're bad.
I mean, the kuckenning couldn't possibly be more than /pol/ paranoia, right?
Still, shit like this keeps popping up everyday.
Its not nearly as prevalent as what you read on 4chan would lead you to believe
t. kv negro
I bet you think you're being subtle
All girls do this anyway. You have to tell their parents to deal with it.Years ago they did this too, but obviously there were consequences. Also that pic is fake.
I realized something today after coming back from handing in the final application for my job.
It made me realize this: Is this it? Is this the middle step of my life? I'm going to be doing this job for the rest of my life, following rules and regulations for as long as I live or at least until I retire? I'm going to retire?
I get it, this is all stuff for a man to do, this is what people do, this is reality, this is fucking everything I understand, but what I don't understand is why is everyone OK with this? Life is unfair; alright, do something about it?...
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>>27638304
>Has anyone ever stopped, looked around, and thought "Why?"
Woah son, better be careful with that free thought! We might label you a weirdo if you step out of line too often!
>>27638304
Honestly, I feel you, but it's not like it's ever been any different. When we were still picking pieces of feces out of each others fur we were forced to gather fruits, then we had to hunt for meat, then we worked the land, we fought somebody else's wars, we slaved away in factories, and now we sit at a desk all day. Same shit, different means, it's basic survival m8. What else did you intend to do with your time on earth?
>>27638472
Break away, but everything is preventing everyone that wants to from doing so. I'm preventing myself, even. The job I applied for isn't what I want to do, but what I want to do is in an over-saturated field that, unless I get lucky, am likely to fail in. I'm not going into the details just to keep this away from a blog, but instead I'll turn it into another question:
Why is our pursuit of personal happiness halted by things out of our control? Want to go here? Get money. Want to have this?...
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The GMC (General Medical Council) concluded that Dr Harold Shipman was not a risk to patients
>"Dr Harold Shipman was not a risk to patients"
What did the GMC mean by this?
>>27638267
He was selling them morphine to keep quiet
>>27638267
Leave robin williams alone
these threads give me life