Day 5 of no contact with oneitis
Oneitis didn't text or call me today.
Perhaps she has given up.
>>27653457
Its only 1pm...she still has time to call you!
>>27653457
don'r worry op i'm sure she's just busytaking chad's cock
>>27653457
Give us some context to the situation and why you are going non contact
Who /drugs/ here?
I tried LSD for the first time with 2 of my friends last friday night, just one tab. Was fairly underwhelming, but kind of cool I suppose. No mindblowing visuals, and music was slightly better. We smoked an eighth of weed while at the peak, which was nice. I think I may do two tabs next time.
Also trying to find coke and Xanax. Haven't tried either, but would like to. Until then, it's booze and weed for me on weekends. Yay college!
I tripped for the first time a few weeks ago. I took 2 tabs and it was a bit too intense for me. I really can't even describe it. not sure if I'd do it again desu
coke is awesome, just make sure you find good stuff. good coke will usually be dense and sort of flaky, with a slight shine to it. it should also have a heavy chemical smell, kind of like gasoline. just be careful not to make it a regular thing because cocaine is expensive as fuck
xanax is fun but a little boring on its own. but it's very useful for coming down off coke or any other upper....
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>>27653434
>2 of my friends
>friday night
>weed
>trying to find coke and Xanax
>Yay college!
>>27653434
>Was fairly underwhelming
Are you on antidepressants? Had you smoked weed recently? Not trying to be a shill, it's just that most first-timers don't describe acid as "underwhelming". Maybe it was sorely underdosed or bunk?
LSD is the perfect drug.
>not addictive
>not toxic
>no long-term consequences
>can be fun, insightful, or both
Alright guys, I've decided to kill myself very soon. I think I finally made peace with myself. What are the easiest ways to go about this?
Just wait and play video games until it happens naturally
There's no point in killing yourself, anon. You're 100% going to die anyway, and I can offer you a personal guarantee that something enjoyable or amusing will happen between now and your natural death, even if it's just some whore getting smacked in the face by a door or something
>>27653396
Vidya isn't fun anymore
>>27653372
You know once you decide to kill yourself the world has no limits to you.
You can do anything, try to rob a bank, cum on people for lulz, steal shit from people's houses. If you don't believe I. The afterlife then you could even do something worse.
What's the worst thing that could happen to you? You're gonna kill yourself anyway.
>you will never be a traditional housewife
>valued for your feminine skills of knowing how to cook, clean and sew
>you will never make a comforting, harmonious household for your traditional husband to come back to
>you will never surrender to your man, let him be your first and let him make all of the decisions because he knows best
>you have no way to travel back to a time when all of this was encouraged and recognized as...
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>>27653327
Life would be so easy.
Also he wouldn't expect you to piss and fart in his mouth or get fucked by a black guy while he watches.
Timetravelpls
>>27653327
Its pretty much my biggest dream to have a traditional household with a wife who stays home and cooks and maybe works on some kind of art or music or writing while I'm at work
I'm a programmer and I make a lot of money, so I could support her easily, and I'd help around the house too. I just want a quiet life and it sucks I probably won't get to have that
Everything you've described is pretty much a complete myth and fabrication.
You've seriously bought into the reality depicted by advertisements of the day, in fact your photo looks like something out of a magazine. Have some common sense.
I wish I wasn't an ugly girl.
>>27653129
>Being a female.
>Not being an ugly male that wishes she was a female even if an ugly one.
We aren't even playing on the same level.
Good taste on milf + latex though. I would wear that all day if I was a qt milf.
>>27653168
What's the point in being a girl if you can't be pretty?
Girl things always revolve around being pretty:
>qt clothes and outfits
>qt makeup
>qt hairdos
All revolves around being cute.
>>27653189
True, I'm a male and I recognize that.
It's incredible how these bitter losers convinced themselvesthan being a femalemakes life super wasy.
If you're an ugky female your life will be shit.
>shitposting on my computer at a coffee house
>table of stacies next to me have literally been talking about themselves for over an hour
how are women capable of this? Can they not engage in discussion of current affairs or abstract ideas?
Women are, yes. Just not insecure women.
>>27653014
Why do you care and why have you been eavesdropping? Also why the fuck have you been sitting there for over an hour and have 4chan open? Jesus you're a fucking autist
>>27653014
Play a drinking game and drink or order coffee whenever one of them brings out their phone.
is there any latin amurican robots out there? tell us how is your experience living is such glorious and problematic countries
(OP BR)
>>27653001
Have you thought about fucking a tranny prostitute?
Those BR trannies are the bomb.
>>27653060
i saw a screencap in a cring thread about somer9k poster who got fucked in the ass by a tranny on his 21st birthday for 30 minutes. he said that was the worst pain he was in in his life, that it mentally scarred him and that he never wants to fuck or even fantasize about fucking a tranny ever again
whyyyyy the fuck brazilian people always have to state they are brazilians everywhere and ask if ALGUEM BR?? (OP stated it because it was meaningful but it reminded me of this) even in youtube comments. what are you gonna do, invite filipe for a cup of coffee to ur house??? lmao
>"Hey Robot, want to cuddle?"
>>27652949
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PHYSICAL CONTACT TRIGGERS MEEE
but i am the bara dude here
>tfw bulking through summer
>>27652949
I would feel sad because I wanted to be a qt girl and get a qt bf like him but right now I'm an ugly motherfucking dude.
What would you do if you found out your oneitis was BLACKED?
I'm not a failed normalfag, so I don't have one of those.
>>27652926
I'd lose interest in her. That's pretty much all. Why are you asking OP?
Well hopefully I'd be the one BLACKING her.
Just a friendly PSA. Prostate stimulation isn't a meme.
I was convinced to try it here, so now I hope I can reach at least one other anon.
>it's a meme
Do people actually believe this? Why do they think faggotsex is a thing? Wouldn't do it if it didn't feel good.
>>27653006
Girls take it up the bum and they don't have prostates.
>>27652915
I've touched it before and it felt pretty okay, but I really can't do anything long enough to even get close to getting off by it. It does make me cum faster if I jerk off as well, but then I don't actually orgasm and just cum. Which feels very meh
What do you do for a living?
Does it contribute to society in any way?
I shuffle drunk people to and fro at night for an average $22hr, usually only work 16 hours a week. Shit's cash.
I am nothing but a neet
I monitor shitposts and correct people on the internet to ensure a better online experience for web users.
Why are British people so pompous? I'm an Amerifag, and I'm well aware of my country's general shitlorddom. But tbqh I've never witnessed a British person fully acknowledge 1. That their country isn't that great or 2. That identifying as British is about as special as identifying as Congolese (or as American).
>>27652833
I take solace in the fact they're welcoming their demise by importing tons of shitskins.
Won't be long before they're less white than us.
I am British and I've always wondered why we identify with the Anglo-Saxons so much when the Romans were here a thousand years before.
expat not immigrant
thank you very much
lad
I've hurt myself
>>27652760
TODAY TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
>YOU NEED THE DANGER JUST TO FEEL YOUR HEART BEAT
>YOU NEED TO DIE JUST TO FIND YOUR IDENTITY
>YOU NEED THE KNIFE JUST TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN BLEED
>YOU NEED THE PAIN NOW JUST TO FEEL ANYTHING
>>27652760
Yikes, go get that checked out, op
>anon, have you registered for school yet
>aren't you graduating next year?
>what about moving on with your life?
I can't even convince myself to eat anymore and my mom expects me to get a job and graduate college
anyone else know this feel
It's called being an adult. Enjoy familam
>>27652811
Its called living up to other peoples/socioety expectations.
>tfw bullshitting until you're inevitably kicked out
>tfw hide from anyone you recognize in public
Who /dxm/ here? Just dropped 600mgs, might take more
>>27652735
thats quite a lot
I would take some but I have shit to do tommorow.
>>27654200
Fuck man I have shit to do TODAY lmao i didnt even know
>>27655369
Not for a few hours you wont, but its not that much.