What is the most robot drug?
Alot of robots seem to like LSD but i cant imagine it being a robot drug?
probably jenkem
>Alot
>? after a statement
Drug induced brain damage, kids.
Moms gummy fish vitamins
Who /mustard sandwiches/ here?
What are you eating today?
I'm going to starve today. I probably won't have a single meal except for maybe some leftover spaghetti before bed. Can't sleep on an empty stomach. I have a terrible diet though, and I skip meals all the time. Maybe I'll try one of your mustard sandwiches this afternoon, and even slap some chicken on that bitch.
Do you guys ever wish you only had to eat once a month, like certain reptiles? Then you could make a grand feast of it and that would be the only time you need to be be bothered with eating.
>>27654592
Why are you starving anon? You're just going to gain more weight when you do eat.
>>27654592
Fuck yeah anon, mustard is great, chicken is great, I'm using Spicy Dijon mustard so don't put too much on, it'll produce a burning sensation in your nose, although it's not actually spicy, just your nose gets affected.
>>27654614
No he won't. I ate only one meal a day which was no more than 1000 calories if not less for 2 months, and I lost 10 pounds. I still haven't gained the weight back and I am eating normally now.
No cutie matematician GF, why live ?
>>27654497
Is she Lord Byron's daughter or was that someone else?
History feels?
>ywn fuck lucrezia borgia
>ride off of everything Babbage did
>such a mathematician xD
Ok.
Every rapist I've seen acts like a confident person. So how come it's the non-confident looking people who get accused of "looking like rapists"?
Obviously if 4 out of 5 women get raped every year they're not very good at recognizing rapists.
>>27654467
because everyone grew up with the stereotype that a rapist is always some weird creepy dude in a trenchcoat with a mustache when in reality a lot of them are chads
Because people who don't act normal are feared, but rape is normal in male society.
>be nerdy girl into anime
>strike friendship with nerdy guy into anime because hey, same interests
>tfw he starts insulting my favorite series
>tfw he starts pushing on me crap I don't care about and pretends I change my taste to his
>I refuse to obvs, I fucking like and enjoy my own taste and don't care for his
>he keeps being a horrible bitch
>cut...
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>>27654404
the anime fanbase is insufferable in general.
>>27654404
Maybe the issue is nerds.
Get some real fucking interests and maybe you all won't be vain fucks dependent on depthless cartoons or comics.
>>27654404
>"nice guys" are not nice
To be exact nice guys are closer to using female tactics than male ones. Passive-aggressive, manipulative behavior isnt traditional masculine thing. They know that they cant compete with Chads therefore they use indirect methods to win at dating game. That's why "Game" and "PUA" used to be/is still used.
I feel so empty inside...
Nothing has helped fill this void
Not the gym
Not a gf
Not sex
Not God
Not money
Not friends
Not family
My hobbies have become a chore
I'm stuck in this stasis and all I want to do is disappear forever, yet I have this desire that keeps telling me to live.
I don't think I'm depressed. Maybe bored.
But holy shit this feel...
Sorry...
Sounds like depression senpai. When was the last time you took pleasure in a simple thing like waking up in a good mood and just rolling around in bed for 20 minutes like a retard?
At some point it's actually probably a good idea to see a psychiatrist.
>>27654490
How can anyone with depression get the money to see a psychiatrist? This is literally the stupidest advice ever.
Op, just keep going at it. Eventually you'll find something that brings you pleasure and happiness again. Once you get that one instance of true happiness, everything will fall back in place.
>>27654490
I don't man. Maybe I'm bipolar to be honest.
Most days it feels like I'm drowning, while in those rare occasions, it I feel like I'm floating. But at the same time, I don't really 'feel" happy, like it feels kind of fake. I feel like my whole life is insincere.
Last time I felt relaxed and content with life was drunk by the bed side floor.
ITT: Normies getting BTFO
Bonus points if it's a girl
>>27654278
BY GOD HE'S GOT A FAMILY
>>27654278
suplex city
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>>27654278
SAUCE?
Did he dieded?
Hey /r9k/ I have a date in a half hour. I met a really religious girl who's not very attractive but super sweet and I'm taking her to the zoo. I think she might be a virgin but I don't want to get my hopes up.
Am I going to make it?
If she is a religious virgin she is most likley retarded. Good choice to bring her to the zoo. Retards love the zoo.
Pay someone there so she gets to pet the llamas, then she will give it up to you for sure!
>>27654243
no, because you're obsessed with sex and she's looking for more than a physical attraction
i bet you think small talk is boring.
if she's a virgin, she'll need you to marry her before her mouth touches your cock. if you're posting on /r9k/ on a tuesday, you're a beta loser with a shit job who doesn't have enough money to marry the woman of his dreams
best case scenario you'll be her bitch on a leash
gg hire a prost
>>27654268
>Retards love the zoo.
Yeah, I don't understand this. Only children and really boring people love the zoo. I don't want to sound condescending, but why?
Before I even ask this question, check your autism score on whatever test site you need to use. If you are passable for severe autism, just ignore this post.
Now, why would any normal person wash their hands after using the bathroom?
>cue some butthurt fag who will not read the point
So, why would your hands need to be washed? If you are taking a piss, you are handling your dick, which is hopefully clean unless you fail to shower like a human being. Unless your hands are not the only things on your dick, then your dick should...
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>>27654013
normies aren't always rational
if someone asks just say that you do wash them and everything will be fine
who says you need to be honest?
>>27654086
Nobody says to be honest, but everybody says wash your hands. It's sad irony.
it's a psychological thing dude. there needs to a be a boundary between toilet hands and business hands, and washing or the illusion of washing them will ease the anxiety of the others you are talking to because they will not think of you as dirty
>tfw life feels like an MMORPG where the magic or exploring is gone, every main quest completed, and now all that's left to do is grinding monotonous dailies for the rest of your existence for shitty loot just to maintain said existence
Is this game really worth playing beyond the initial 12 years?
>>27653876
>all that's left to do is grinding monotonous dailies for the rest of your existence for shitty loot just to maintain said existence
The worst part is that even if you become exalted in a faction the mounts aren't really any better than mount you could get anywhere else.
>>27653876
>tfw i quit the game at 20 now im 26 with shit gear and empty friends list
dont even know what to do to be honest family
>>27653876
wow you perfectly described Guild Wars 2 for me
Honest question. Why do white people age like shit?
>>27653833
because you are a liberal nigger shill propagating that monkey decendents have a higher value than atlantian god humans by cherry picking bad examples of people who wasted themselves.
Nice cherrypicking, fagget.
>>27653833
Black people look like shit to begin with.
How much medicine can a person learn at home before he needs guidance/practice bodies? I want to learn basic shit like diagnosing common issues and stitching in case I ever get into trouble without a doctor around. I'm just really paranoid, pls no bully.
>>27653828
Technically you can learn every bit of the theory as well as how medicine is made and used.
More practical would be to learn old-timey DIY stuff. Modern medicine is efficient but complicated and anything serious would require a doctor to prescribe/operate/something that you can't do yourself.
Learning to stitch, cauterize, natural remedies, and staying healthy will go a lot farther than trying to teach yourself modern medicine. You can keep 90% of maladies away by staying healthy and learning how...
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>>27653913
Yeah that's why I want to learn basic stuff like common diagnoses and stitching. Thanks for the help. Are you a medfag, and if so, how much experience do you have?Also when search for "medicine" books I don't get a lot of useful results. Are there special terms for medical books or something?
>>27654616
Your money and a bookstore. no one is throwing all their books in the scanner.
So i saw a hypnotherapist today and told her about r9k
what did she say?
Did she say that connecting with other hopeless losers is a good/bad thing?
>>27653554
Did she turned you into a black cock craving white sissy boi?Sorry, when I read hypnotherapist the first thing that came to my mind was the shitpost bbc threads with the fag captions.
So what did she say about this shithole of a place?
>>27653554
why would you tell anyone irl about this board? is any positive outcome possible?
I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT
I'M ON DAY 12 OF NEW FAP I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND I WANT TO FAP ON ALL THESE NEW DOUJINS HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAA?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why are you torturing yourself like that?
>>27653894
Tbh I was tired to jerk off all Day and obsessing over porn and I'm afraid That if I fap now I'll lose all the benefits
>>27654113
You will lose all the benefits. Stay strong familia.
This can be from exes, cousins, sisters, friends, random girls you overheard, etc.
Fucked a black girl who wanted me to call her my "little nigger slut" while she called me ''massa"
I also have a friend who's friend is engaged to some unknowing cuck. She told my friend shes going to get married to him so he can pay her undergrad and eventual grad loans, then divorce.
I heard a girl being fingered in the same room as me.
She might have been fucking actually but it was 5am and I had my back turned so I couldn't tell. But judging by the lack of noise from the male participant I would hence say she was being fingerblasted.
>>27653472
Girl Im currently seeing wants me to call her a dirty little cumslut/whore while I fuck her. Lets me cum wherever I want. HAs some fucked up fantasies she masturbates to but wont physically do.
>>27653504
Some dudes are just stone cold while fucking.
It really weird...