What is objectively the best suicide method?
freezing on a mountain would probably not be too bad honestly
considering the nerves would slow down and freeze similar to how you lose feeling in your hands in snow, your body probably wouldnt even be in that much pain
>>27703497
Death by cucking.
Gun? Or just don't do it. Why waste your life when you can just lift and get qts
How am I even supposed to live everyday with this hairline?
>>27703092
-hugs-
>>27703092
haha you look like an ananas.
This pic is cut off too high to gauge the hairline properly.
I mean it's probably bad, but I don't know how bad.
Red flags for women?
"I'm not like the other girls." is implied.
>"I love coffee."
>owns a crosley turntable
>car interior is trashed
>lives on fast food
> hyphenated last name
> dyed hair
> facial piercings
>>27702793
Are we referring to the "i'm not like other girls" meme subcategory. Because a large majority of both males and females are unique to each other, not in a special way, but they have differentiating traits.
>>27703035
>hyphenated last name
This is probably the greatest red flag of the modern age.
It guarantees that the person comes from a broken home.
>be fembot
>dated a robot I met on /r9k/
>fell head over heels for him
>we lived together
>think he loves me too
>a year in he breaks up with me
>tells me he doesn't take me seriously and I made his life miserable
>he didn't break up with me for so long because he felt sorry for me
>laughs...
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That totally happened and you're totally a girl
You're not just totally in it for the (You)s
Totally saged
>>27701898
Believe me, I wish it didn't happen. I would do anything to go back and fix it, or just to have not dated him to start with.
>be fembot
GET OUT!
Seriously, get out of this board. It will be more healthy for you.
You should have lurked more before trying to get a robot bf. This place is full of guys pretending to be socially awkward just to cath some easy girls.
Even if you got a robot bf, most of us don't know how to care or love so it will only and in pain for both of us.
This board is the worst place to visit as a woman. I will repeat, fembots GET OUT!
It's better for you and for us.
Who here has the most pathetic life? Tell us your story.
>>27701765
I'm a schizophrenic bipolar virgin college dropout with NO friends. My best friend (and last friend) died of a drug overdose. I have failed at everything I've tried. The most interesting thing to happen to me in the last year is being committed to a psych ward.
I pooped in a cup today and wiped my ass clean on the curtains because i didnt want to leave my room
>>27701765Jews made me transgender and I don't know how to fix it
why do you never see an autistic girl edition
>>27700340
Oh god plz no autistic girls are the fucking worst.
Lads desu senpai lads
>>27700340
>March not crossed out
It's not bloody difficult lads
Memes aside, why haven't you started lifting?
It's almost summer. Do you really wanna look like shit when you're on the beach?
>>27698667
Because no amount of lifting will unfuck me from being a manlet with overcompensation syndrome. The average high school girl is taller than me.
The try hard body . When will they learn
>lifting
Jesus Christ, the gymcels never learn...
You know why Zyzz looked so good?
ALPHA GENETICS.
His insertion points were UNREAL. It's EXTREMELY rare to have the kind of muscular shape he did - that slim waist, those wide shoulders, those narrow hips, that height?! GENETICS. Uncontrollable, unchangeable, set in stone genetics.
Sure you can go to the gym and lift hard. Sure you can bulk up 50lbs. Maybe you'll even get on gear and build some muscle. But you'll NEVER look like Zyzz.
Why? Because...
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Female sexuality is so fucking bizarre to me.
How can anyone enjoy being choked. manhandled, slapped, degraded etc. etc.
Its just so far outside of what I would find enjoyable it doesn't make any sense to me. They want to feel like a princes and then they want you to mock-rape them behind closed doors.
is this some sort of modern development?
I mean my girlfriend loves it rough and the rougher I get the more she likes it. And I dont really mind but I dont need be rough to her to get off but it seems to me that she doesn't fully enjoy sex...
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>>27693694
>your girlfriend's sexuality represents the sexuality of every woman on Earth
Because being manhandled feels fucking awesome. Yes please.
It's women's nature. Nothing else to it. What did you expect?
>getting genuinely angry and hostile about autism shoes and trying to claim it's a meme and nobody cares about shoes
Shut up you fucking faggot. Nobody cares about shoes irl and nobody cares abuot shoes on a Cambodian finger-painting grapevine. Your shitpost is ruining this board in the same way that your mother giving birth to you ruined this world. Fuck you, stupid nigger.
>>27693214
>revealing your severe social retardation and perfectly illustrating the OP this well
10/10 Autism, anon.
Shut up you fucking faggot. Nobody cares about shoes irl and nobody cares abuot shoes on a Laotian arts & crafts bulletin board. Your shitpost is ruining this board in the same way that your mother giving birth to you ruined this world. Fuck you, stupid nigger.
UNI THREAD: EXAMS AND FINAL ASSIGNMENTS EDITION
HOW'S EVERYONE DOING?
WHAT'S EVERYONE (not) DOING?
WHY HAVEN'T YOU DROPPED OUT/KILLED YOURSELF YET?
>>27686285
jesus christ what a whore.
whorebl0x
HNNNNNNNGG, that nigga by her side even put the bag over his lap to hide his erection.
Just failed one of the first assignments of my life, couldnt backtrack solve a maze using stacks, it just kept fucking looping
Looks like im gonna be a neet when (if?) I graduate at all
The Normans have won. They're everywhere. Around every corner. They pretend to be robots. But they're not.
Where do we go now? Do we colonise Reddit? To go WizChan? Or do we dissolute and go our own ways?
The only good normie is a mute normie
>>27705710
Why do you even care
It will all be over soon enough
http://nypost.com/2016/04/06/newly-discovered-planet-could-destroy-earth-any-day-now/
>>27706373
You fell directly into the bait anon
Okay serious question here. How are grown men attracted to little kids? It fucks my mind that its possible and that there are so many of them especially on this website. Like even shota porn or whatever, what the flying fuck.
>>27705578
>Okay serious question here. How are grown men attracted to other men? It fucks my mind that its possible and that there are so many of them especially on this website. Like even gay porn or whatever, what the flying fuck.
>>27705724
I can kind of understand how men can be attracted to men, their brain is just fucked up like a females so they find muscles and shit attractive, but there is literally nothing attractive about children or babies
They are tight.
>Star Wars VII
>strong female protagonist
>Rogue One is coming out this year
>it's about the rebels stealing the plans for the Death Star
>you guessed it
>STRONG FEMALE PROTAGONIST
welcome to the "new" trend in movies. strong female leads. ever since hunger games came out there's been a big push for this shit, every movie needs to have a Stronk Female Lead.
people keep paying for this shit, so they will keep making them. i can easily see this become the 'new trend' where they get some book or a series of books that have a Stronk Female and make movies out of them.
does anyone know any types of books or series of books that have that type of character, one that hasn't been made into a movie yet? because we'll...
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I've always wondered how insecure a person has to be about their masculinity that they can't stand the idea of ever playing A GAME as a girl character.
What's worse, girls who pretend to like video games or the guys gullible enough to fall for it?
>>27704349
it's always the girls anon
>what's worse, the bankers who caused the 2008 financial disasters or the people who had money in the banks
The guys
>>27704349
The first. Ogcomment
Would you rather a be a dicklet or a manlet?
By dicklet I mean anything under 6 inches.
And by manlet, I don't mean your casual, everyday "they will never learn" manlet. I'm talking all hope is lost why even live manlet.
Anything sub 5'5" is all hope is lost manlet.
Dicklet, too easy.
Dicklets get laid.
Im both so I don't really know.
>>27704204
Holy fucking shit, senpai...
Do girls even acknowledge your presence? Do you even feel human?
I'm so sorry, man...