Work in a dine in restaurant,close to closing time. Walk around restaurant to see how many guest are still in, see a couple at a table, with laptops out, playing runescape.
Holy fuck it was the most adorable thing ever.
Why the fuck can't I find a qt nerdy girl to love me, and have the confidence to play an mmo in the middle of a restaurant.
>Tfw you will never have a gf, let alone one with the same hobbies as you..
>runescape
Fucking trash
>>27597821
The game they were playing wasn't the main point. I'm alone, they aren't.
>>27597828
Get an escort then I don't care if you're lonely m8
>ywn cuddle and stick your dick in chan-chan's sweet little pink boipussy.
>>27597678
>tfw no qt boipussy to lick and fuck
qtbots are never from Aus
>>27598100
hello, please come to canberra
>>27599095
How can there be qt's in Canberra of all places and not Melbourne ;____;
sup malebots
>>27597543
Why don't malebots just get an ugly girlfriend?
>mfw there are guys with dicks reading my post
Hnnnnggggg
>>27597679
you can touch it if you upvote this post ;) where u live bb"?"
>Sunday night in sheepshagger land
>getting ready for another shitty week at uni
>next door neighbors having a party
>loud music
>cars parked everywhere
>sudden bouts of whooping and cheers every couple of minutes
>sitting in my room playing Dragon's Dogma while the two blonde south african girls next door are playing host to every Chad in a 5 kilometer...
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The "guts" build is literally just your generic fighter who uses 2-hander swords, of course he's not gonna have enough nuance to go far in most games.
>>27597506
>build is useless
No, you are. Guts can do it. YOU can't.
>>27597506
Also,
>filename
fuck you stupid fat faggot
Griffith is a worthless piece of shit and Guts would be disappointed with you.
If your mother earned more than your father chances are you turned into a beta male.
My mother was the breadwinner, they got divorced when I was 5 and we lived with my mom because she had money and could afford to rent a house while my dad lived in an apartment. We ended up spending most of our time at his house because she was always working. I have had a good relationship with them both, but my father lacks ambition. He has no drive and isn't very motivated to do things.
I ended up being mtf trans.
>>27597398
If your worldview is so monochromatic as to label others with such loose terms as 'beta male' you are being a cuntnigger
>>27598063
YOUR POST IS SO LONG AND NOBODIES GONA READ IT BUT HOLY SHIT ITS WORTH IT LMFAO
Let's start a French thread. French-speakers are welcomed.
Eyyyy Pierre, pass the wine !
bonne image meme
Reported
Fuck off back to >>>/lgbt/ surrender monkeys
This is an English only board
>tfw the nicest guys you met were Chads
Well, it makes sense.
When you've got everything going for you, why would you be a prick? You've got nothing to be bitter about.
>tfw you realize women are way worse than chad ever was
>they were the real bullies
Chads are nice people along as you stay away from the fratbro ones.
Stacy's are pure evil though.
Hey ya'll. I'm usually a lurker but today I'm postin somethin up here because I don't really have any friends to talk to about this and I have a hard time putting all of this into actual words.
Long story short, I work as a pizza delivery guy and on my way back to the store from a delivery I was nearly crushed by a truck. The only reason the guy ahead of me was crushed and not me was because I had slowed down to let him ahead of me earlier.
I'm not trying to get pity and I'm not depressed about it, but I've never seen a human...
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I've had plenty of near death experiences. Fell 6 feet onto my head as a kid, crashed a motorcycle, had various loaded guns pointed at me, have almost been T-boned on the driver side by a big truck, etc. None of it particularly bothered me. You need to come to terms with your own mortality.
>>27596730
It's not that I don't think I won't die or that it could happen at anytime, I'm just having a hard time forgetting about what I saw. It was gore and I've never seen anything even remotely close besides road kill
>>27596770
Go on liveleak and watch more gore then. Gotta desensitize yourself.
anyone else feel like shitty interactions with women have affected their opinions on the entire gender?
I feel like I won't be able to ever get a gf because I have so much bitterness and so many defenses built up after women decide to tear me down for liking anime or being myself
I don't know if I'll ever fix it or if I'll ever get a friend or gf who will be able to tear down my defenses and opinions to fix me
actually the reality is that no one probably cares and I'll just sit and rot in my shitty situation forever and keep having to deal with...
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>>27596218
No. Most of my interactions with women have been nice or just neutral. I only read about the whores etc on the internet. Obviously they exist but I feel like r9k is so bad at judging character. They'll post an obvious 'stacy' and then say how qt and innocent she looks. Like, nigga, you delusional.
>>27596218
Yeah, I grew up in a single mom household with an older sister that would physically, mentally, and psychologically abuse me every day. Since I was living below poverty I was surrounded by white trash women that were so low, they were underneath the fucking barrel. So I've become bitter and jaded, my mom once convinced me to date a girl and get out of my shell. The girl strung me along for year, told me she loved me, then broke up with me the day before valentine's day, which was also our anniversary. I...
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>>27596639
Also, sorry I'm bad at articulating my thoughts, but hopefully someone read what I typed up.
>in senior year of high school, have crush on qt freshman girl
>she has a bf
>be secretly obsessed all year but never share feelings
>go to college
>10 months after last seeing her, finally work up the courage to talk to her and confess my feelings
>"you honestly could have told me and I may have done something about that"
>she would have left her...
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>>27596167
You, as presumably a 19 or 20 year old, told a 14 year old girl she was a qt?
for real though i don't blame you for not mentioning it earlier, i could never say that to a grill who i was gonna see everyday.
but she's not interested now? convenient
damn op you couldve been swimming in prime time pussy
oh well rite :^)
Post the objectively best haircuts males and females can have. It's time we drifted away from this manbun bullshit. Anime haircuts are not welcome.
I wish this hair cut was still considered cool.
Crew cut.
The great thing about this haircut is that it's style is pretty much universal.
Meme haircuts come and go, but this will always be there.
Not to mention its one of those haircuts that can be pulled off by pretty much anyone, not just Chads with the perfect facial structure.
>>27596779
This I'd my hair, naturally. Just put some product, then boom.
>Erasmus
"A woman is, undubitably, an inept and stupid animal, but gracious and endearing".
>Freud
"Anatomy is fate. Women have to suffer their whole lives from penis envy after finding out that they are anatomically incomplete".
>Andre Maurois
"Women are like horses. You must charm them first before giving them the snaffle".
>Nietzsche
"If you go out with women, don't...
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>>27595986
>Random asshole
FUCKIGN SEXIST WERE ALL EQUAL
>>27595986
Nietzsche wasn't actually sexist though. The whip quote was an old woman essentially telling his self insert character that women aren't as weak as men presume.
He agrees that women are dangerous but Nietzsche believes danger is fucking radical.
>>27596500
Wasnt Nietzsche a major friendzoned robot?
>friend of mine travels a lot, popular with women and in general and a bit on the Chad side (but connects with me really well somehow)
>have girlfriend here at home
>while I'm on vacation, offers me to accompany him on a business trip for his dad's company
>end up having a couple drinks with the dude and find out he's already gotten friendly with two random girls at the hotel bar (he's REALLY into Asian girls... practically won't...
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So you have a girlfriend or not? You should have suckled her titties or fingered anyways.
Wouldn't worry about it now though, it's in the past
>>27595927
your friend sounds like a piece of shit.
>>27595982
>you have a girlfriend or not
Yes, inb4 >NORMIE
>You should have suckled her titties or fingered anyways
Solid 8/10 Asian girl but it would've felt wrong for me
earlier i saw a post about eating a fuck ton of mcdonalds cheeseburgers
i'm going to go get 12. what else should i do for the fuck of it?
not even hungry btw
>>27595878
>not even hungry btw
then dont go waste money
why do you even want to go outside so bad? stay here and post with me anon! I love you!
>>27595920
are you a boy or gril
and i wanna leave because i'm sad
i love wasting money
bought 5 cheeseburgers once when i was hungry
after 4 those cheeseburgers tasted like shit
they are delicious when you havent had one for a while but cant overeat
And what's the frog's name again?
>>27595849
His name is Arnaldo and idk y 4chan has never come up with an original meme they stole them all from reddit.
>>27595849
>There's a pepe subreddit
Shoulda saw it coming.
>>27595849
4chan is shit. it's the utter gutters of the internet. reddit cleanses the shit that comes from 4chan and makes it digestable for the masses. no one should ever go to the anus of the internet known as 4chan. it's just a shit please. reddit is superior cause our iqs are 145+ and we so cool