>brah don't hate the playa hate the game?
How do you guys respond?
>>27612911
Bruh dont lick my balls, tongue my ass
>>27612911
The game doesn't exist without the players.
sure it does. If no one in the world played basket ball, it wouldn't stop existing. Baskets would just sit there, waiting to get dunked
Has anybody got that Pepe where he's shooting up a school and there's bodies on the ground?
I need it in my collection.
>>27612775
Here pham enjoy
>>27612844
Cheers lad, here'a (You)
>>27612775
Are you talking about the one qhere pepe is in paris at the concert? I didnt save it
>tfw my kids wont even notice me
I'm thinking of having a divorce desu
>>27612430
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES HUAWAH
>>27612430
you're a faggot dude kill yourself
>>27612430
I would do this to your kids if I saw them
>you wilI never own a real train
>>27612421
Why not, everyone can buy a used one, they are not any more expensive than a big as car or something of that nature.
>>27612421
>Implying I don't
kek, stay pleb
>>27612457
where are you going to ride it?
There are NEETs out there now that lack the basics like a comfy bed, tendies, and a reliable internet connection. Your daily contribution will go towards providing them with these necessities so they can study piano, research quantum mechanics, and volunteer at the local animal shelter. Let us know if you also have a gf/wife available so they can cuck you while you're at work.
Won't you please sponsor a NEET today? Join now and you'll get a monthly update on your NEETs progress in life___lol___along with a photo of a rare pepe.
>>27612273
Where do I send money?
>>27612273
Thisis a fantastic program which aims to give every neet the essentials he needs to thrive in his environment.
>>27612587
>Where do I send money?
We have a team NEETs standing by to take donations whenever they wake up.
Post some /r9k/ friendly music. Antisocial, pissed off kinda music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7RAIqbvFmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xBr7MfmqSw
>>27612220
This is not really a robot song. But these lines just fit /r9k/ to well.
Also I figured that you're into Aesop anyway, as you seem to be a Cage fan.
>There is a wildly elusive moment of bliss
>In the spaces between being told you are shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W66v4KYueDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgtMchcOy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qOEchTVoME
anyone else here /uoft/?
that's if you couldn't tell
>>27612248
that's TORONTO damn i coulda swore i typed it
T D O T
D
O
T
fellow robots, name a famous man who died a virgin
i'll begin:
elliot rodger
>>27612131
Nikola Tesla
oc
That guy who made that classic song
>>27612131
solid snake probably
nicola tesla
Have any of you guys tried those how to get a girlfriend books?
How did it go?
I can tell you guys how to get a gf if you want
>>27612042
sure go on
Blox blox blox blox
In my teens I read a book about aspergers written by a guy same age as me who had it. He gives a few tips on dating and that which I might have took on board, if that counts.
Suicide. With the experienced folks out of comission at the moment, id like to hear a robots impartial opinion.
Whats the best method?
Reddit is too wimpy to talk about this, i think you can handle it.
Some criteria
- quick and painless
- easy to pull off
- leaving little mess behind for relatives
- very low chance of surviving
bonus points for spectacular and broadcastable.
Nembutol and something to avoid you from vomiting.
>>27611967
Run for political office.
If elected, decline a security staff, as you don't want to be isolated from the voters.
Go to areas where you are not well liked.
Wait for someone to shoot you.
>>27612014
Seems like an awful lot of work to me
Who /running for janitor/ here?
Just submitted 50 applications so it feels like I have my spot secured.
When I am finally promoted to moderator in 2020 I swear to nothing that I will fucking ban every normie on this board.
>>27611625
just ban all the women
kek I thought about submitting an application and then I remembered that I am not a faggot
There is a common misconception on this board that the janitors work for the owner, Hiroyuki Nishimura. Well they don't. They work for me.
You see this piece of shit l've just posted here? I want you to clean it up.
I want you to clean up my shit you pathetic piece of human garbage
this chick's anus looks like her foreskin and it's freaking me out brehs
>>27611176
>Sucking her off
>Suddenly shit goes into my mouth
>mfw
Fake as fuck. Looks like a drawing.
>>27611176
>chick
>her foreskin
trap-fags and their delusions. It's cute, in a pathetic kinda way.
What podcasts do you listen to robots?
>>27611083
What podcast do I listen to, you ask? Well, I listen to --drumroll please-- brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I listen to the Eggcast! From /r9k/'s own favorite Sonic villain, Dr. Eggman! The Eggcast, that's right!! It's the only podcast worth listening to if you're a KHV who wants to turn it all around!
Superbestfriendcast is pretty good, my favorite atm though is definitely sleepycabin. Those guys honestly make me laugh more than anything else in my life.
Funhaus m8
Me and my gf
we love each other
I nut inside her every night
jelly?
This makes me laugh so much, I guess it's just the thought of someone coming on here just to say this
Thanks for the hearty kek, OP
>>27610983
yeah jelly as fuck
if you are a shitskin mudslime im even more mad
>the fact that u nut inside of her and no disgusting halfbreed
BRAAAAAAAPPP
"Eww, that one kind of smells like chinese food. Be a good boy and sniff it all up for me, k?"
>>27610796
>BBRAAAAAAAAPFTPFTFAAAPT
"Oh my god. I don't think that one was just gas."
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
Thanks for helping me with band anon!
>>27610796
>>27611055
>>27611154
Is that a tuba in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?