Newest meme from the memefactory
This is >larry
(Don't forget to include the mene arrow)
fucking normies don't even appreciate a new meme
I do
What does it do?
>>27626217
It's R9K
Just look at his face, he represents us better than le frogman
anyone else getting into milfs since if we ever do get laid it will probably be when we're 30+?
>>27625836
I always liked mature women. The thing is that most are married or are literal whores and I don't really want to fug / date a slut.
The reason they are single at that age is as much of a red flag as robots are for the average girl.
>>27625836
She looks way too young to be a MILF, even if she's technically a mom. I'd fuck the shit out of her, but I'm turning 30 this year, so maybe that's not abnormal.
Yes, milfs are the shit
>mfw suicidal oneita skype calls me out of nowhere at 1 am, bawling, snot pouring every where
>mfw she thinks i can help her because of a front i put on when we communicate to cover up my own suicidal outlook
JUST
>>27625668
I hope you both kill yourselves.
bl0x
>>27625679
I agree with this guy, pls kill yourselves.
>1am
WAKE UP! WAKE UP, EMOTIONAL TAMPON!
ROASTIE NEEDS HER LITTLE CHATS! LOOK ALIVE!
You are stuck on a desert island with only one of these people for the rest of your life. Which one do you choose and why?
The guy
I am a tendie goy
The man because he is stronger and can carry more food.
The man because he is not a woman.
I invented PEPE
AMA
>>27625464
If you had to do one, would you either suck another man's penis for ten minutes (or untill he cums) or eat a large bowl of horses dick cheese?
>>27625533
Not OP
This is pretty tough desu, I guess I will have to suck a dick as I assume the guy has washed it at least, and a big bowl of horses dick cheese makes me gag just reading it. You?
>>27625464
How do you feel that your little comic is now misused by 12 years old online ?
In addition to the 250 killings there were also a couple of other incidents that caused Harold Shipman to be reported to the general medical council
The first was when he forged prescriptions for pethidine, which lead to him receiving a 600 pound fine, but didn't cause him to be struck off
A second incident involved a man who came to him wishing to undergo sex reassignment therapy. Instead of prescribing the man with female hormones, Harold Shipman gave him large doses of testosterone instead. When brought before the GMC, Shipman claimed the man had never...
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>>27625402
>Posts Shipman but doesnt post Shipman meme
>Gets depressed from the shame of it
>Comes to me for treatment options
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
What did he use the pethidine for? Did he happen to be an opioid addict? Also, nice going on the tranny faggot, did he happen to man up after that?
>>27625402
>Instead of prescribing the man with female hormones, Harold Shipman gave him large doses of testosterone instead.
This should be standard.
Has anybody else quit real women and just stuck to hentai?
I have. Sometimes, I think back to my highschool days when I used to fall in love, but I try to move on. I just can't seem to feel the same for women anymore.
>>27625338
I can't get off to hentai for some reason. Anime babes just don't do it for me. I've dropped women though and just read shit tons of romance novels and watch romantic anime to try and quell my fantasies for a happy love story ending.
>>27625338
I did, I blame my bitch ex.
I hope she's doing awful nowadays.
>>27625338
Anon, that girl you posted looks a bit young.
>I'm not a normie. I'm a cyborg!
>>27625258
Neo-/r9k/ has this irritating complex about how only 4'11 shitskins can be "true robots" so I usually just call myself a cyborg to piss them off.
>My ex
>My gf
>My friendS
>>Go to party
>I miss "her"
>"Lol dude ur an idiot opiates will ruin your life"
Normies dont seem to understand that I wanted to kill myself and had no reason to live before I discovered the warm embrace, not at least I have one thing I like
What type of cereal do robots prefer nowadays? My favorite has been Krave cereal lately. The chewy outside and the chocolaty inside is a perfect combination.
crunchy cereal made of coconut, honey and wheat. Stays forever crunchy in your bowl and has enough fiber that 2 bowls last me for a day. great stuff
>>27625303
What's the cereal called?
>>27625255
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>Hey, look who decided to finally come out of his cave!
>Sorry, we already ate all the chicken tendies, but there's still plenty of fries and salad left for you!
>>27625156
I make my own for myself.
It is always better cooking your own food.
Its ok,at least my two legs function properly and I can walk to any shop to get more
>>27625156
ooh, the one on the left can't get away.
noice
>watch amateur casting porn
>girl sucks dick, takes it in her puss and ass and the guy creampies her
>girl mentions she has a boyfriend and she doesn't let him creampie her or do anal
>mfw realize that some normie piece of shit got literally fucking cucked by his slut gf
What would you do if you realized that your (hypothetical) gf has done porn?
I cannot be with a woman who has been intimate with another man.
you probably believe bang bus is real too
>>27624657
Dump her and show no weakness. Do not cry or show you're upset, only show her she's no longer welcome in your life
>to not get cucked
Your girl must think "I hope I never lose him! If he left me for another girl I'd die!" Your girl should think your response to her cheating will be leaving her and going to find a better girl. You must make her think this is how you'd respond.
>to get cucked
Your girl must...
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Ohayou /r9k/, how's your day been?
>just woke up at 12:00
>made me a chicken, bacon, and curry sauce wrap
>sipping coffee at the comfy weather outside
>>27624433
Not a fan of annuals but more pics of your plants?
>>27624433
that's a nice backyard. i'm jealous of it, so fuck you. enjoy your coffee, asshole.
>>27624433
Mornin dude! Just woke up half an hour ago and having to deal with my wife's lil bro and sister. I fucking hate them and I'm shitting up a storm before I go to school. Wew. Where you live?
Anyone else have an ugly girlfriend just for practice? I'm planning on dumping her as soon as I am happy with the amount of confidence boost and relationship experience I've got from her. It's a good idea if you're autistic or have low self esteem.
There's this fat blonde girl that's been hitting on me lately. I've been on the fence about making her my first gf. Is it really worth putting up with someone incredibly uninteresting just for some confidence, relationship experience, and probably sex?
>>27624435
if you want your first experience about intimacy to be fake and hurt another person intentionally, by all means go through with it
>>27624376
Tbh, I kind of regret not doing just that when I was younger. I mean, I had at least a dozen of girls interested in me when I was still a teen but I simply didn't feel the same way about them and had the nice guy attitude of "not wanting to take advantage of them" thanks to my upbringing. Much later, I lost my v-card to a what might be called a friends with benefits and realized that most teenage relationships actually are the very same thing. Most people don't even intend to stay togther forever....
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>tfw you pump and dump your oneitis after she rejected you for years
>she begins texting and you eventually ghost her
>she looks miserable every time you see her
is there a better form of revenge than that?
>>27624283
Good work anon
bl0x
Yes, get her pregnant and then run away to a different country.
>>27624283
>your oneitis
You're still a huge faggot for having a oneitis in the first place, anon. Just sayin'.
>lurked r9k for years
>people here say that girls love alphas and violent apes
>beat up the boyfriend of my oneitis to make her like me
>she won't talk to me anymore
That's it, I'm not listening to this board anymroe
>he fell for shitty /r9k/ memes
Good job, retard.
Psssh implying he didn't whoop your ass op
>>27624125
I spend my afternoons lifting desu