Chapter One
My Babbo (Dad in Italian) died on me and my sister's birthday. It was weird, one minute he's just working in his store as usual, next minute he's face-down on the desk with a knife jammed into the back of his head. Some birthday.
"I reckon it was murder," said Rosalba (sister) after the funeral which was by the way, s***.
"Whatever makes you think that?" I asked sarcastically. It had obviously been murder, it takes quite a lot of non-accidental force to put a knife right through somebody's skull. I knew exactly...
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"Wait...what are we doing again?" Mel asked. I face-palmed again. Some how, I seem to do it a lot around that kid (sounds wrong in my immature mind).
"We're at the D'Agistino's hide-out, yeah?"
"Yeah..."
"And what organisation are they part of?"
"Err..."
"Urgh."
"AAAH!!!" That had been Damien after he'd tried and failed to climb on top of the bin to take a look then fell down.
"SHUT UP OR THEY'LL HEAR!!!" Mel screamed. I put my hand over her mouth and...
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I peeked out from behind the bin. There was a woman looking around from the window, she stood for what seemed like decades. My heart was thumping under my t-shirt, it would have helped if we still had our dark funeral clothes on but it had been hot that day so I had to shower and change afterwards. We all did and Mel insisted on wearing a neon green t-shirt to match the streaks in her short, black (dyed) hair. The t-shirt almost glowed in the dark. Seriously, if we were caught we were dead. And I'm not talking dead as in, in huge trouble. I'm talking literally dead....
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The blinds closed. I sighed with relief and let go of Mel, I gave her a bit of credit. It took a lot of effort for that kid to stay quiet even for a few seconds.
"Still think this is a good idea?" Rose asked.
"For Zio," said Damien (Zio's uncle), "So who's doing the vandalism?"
Naturally, every one turned to look at me.
"Fine," I groaned. I took the spray we'd stolen-I mean borrowed from Babbo's store, looked around then darted out as fast as I could to the wall, used my beautiful art skills on it then...
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>Be me
>Never went on any other internet forum website apart from 4chin
>Go on Leddit/cringe
>See pretentious internet grills and white knights everywhere
Now I understand why every1 here hates Leddit
>>27628662
the worst thing i hate about reddit is how every top comment has 40+ post chains of people repeating the same joke as the above poster, desperate for dem internet points.
>>27628721
not to mention people posting shitty GIFs. Give's me AIDS.
Go on /r/relationships. It's my favorite sub to troll. Literally 99 percent staceys and cucks. Once I made up a story about a gf cheating on me, and one of the top comments was that it wasn't her fault if she was drunk, and that might have even been raped without realizing it yet.
For a an, at what age does it necessarily go downhill?
Of course, sports people in team sports tend to be best when in their early twenties. But how many people do sports and how attractive is a young guy.
I read somewhere that if you do everything right, career and health, 36 can be your best age. Opinions?
Ooops.
I wanted to ask:
For a man*
>>27628449
after 21 you will never look better than the looks you could get at the age 19-21, for most people after 21 it's over
>>27628449
It varies wildly depending on your genetics and shit. If you're balding your best age is probably early 20s, if you're like George Clooney you just keep looking better and better until you ascend to godhood.
>be attractive
>can have any girl except one
>only girl I love thinks of me as a brother because we were childhood friends
why me
>>27628221
Nice bait fag. Too bad no one took it :DDD
>>27628458
Not bait. I'm dead serious.
>>27628221
Date any other woman to see if she gets jealous.
>tfw it's getting warmer again
>tfw it will be too hot to wear a hoodie
>tfw normies will all go outside
I wish it could just stay winter/autumn forever.
Go outside tard.
Lift
It makes you feel better
>>27628192
>tfw it will be too hot to wear a hoodie
Ikr, they feel so safe and comfy.
I feel naked and ugly when I'm forced to wear summer attire.
>>27628200
I don't like temperatures hotter than 20 degrees. Makes me all sweaty.
Do pushups count? I've been doing those for a few days now.
Ask a guy who just legally downloaded a game from Steam for the first time anything.
>>27628188
WHY DONT YOU SUPPORT THE DEVELOPER AHHH
No but seriously what ways have you used to avoid getting caught? What vpn? What games do you torrent most often? Have you ever received a letter? What's your ISP?
>>27628222
Oh and also where do you get torrents from?
>>27628222
>>27628238
>Ask a guy who just legally downloaded a game from Steam
>just legally downloaded a game
>legally downloaded
>legally
Can you read?
I'm going vegetarian for a few days to see how I feel. I'm not doing it for moral reasons because I eat animals.
>>27628060
Also this picture is gross and I regret posting it.
>>27628066
>gross
I'd be honored to tongue that ass
>>27628247
Good good. That's the spirit.
Are any of you kinda like this in any community? Us righties keep the kkk as pets on /pol/, and we don't really activally defend them but outside of public we usually jump into the bantz with them.
>>27627955
Actually I've noticed that most women agree that tumblr socjus feminazis are crazy and likely won't defend them
if anything the girl in the middle of the panels should be replaced by a bearded nu-male like in pic-related
>having a community
on a side note every positive male attribute is most likely caused through sexual selection, the system many of the fags here come to scorn.
I am a communist and hate tumblrinas with a passion. It's not only you righties
Any robots consider limb lengthening surgery? Just wondering.
>>27627940
This gif turns me on so much. I wish I had a micro penis
theres no such thing
No. I'm already poor and have enough health complications.
Not worth the money. I would do lasik to fix my vision though 100%
Why are women always trying to be "artistic" yet sound incredibly obnoxious on online dating sites?
Does Chad really care more about banging an artistic chick or this some way to allure weak beta orbiters
just ''special-snowflake'' syndrom
>>27627886
They want to feel special and unique, they don't do it to attract Chad it's just because they're total narcissists
Women love to drape themselves in the trappings of a given style or character so they can appear to be part of it
Notice how every female absolutely loves "traveling" despite most of them never going anywhere.
>brah that's just part of the game don't hate the player hate the game
>>27627582
How was it part of the game that we missed out on teenage love?
i never got that
its the player that ruins the game
not the other way around
What if I see this pic and don't feel anything or care
Should I call my dad and tell him happy birthday or is a text good enough?
>>27627534
Normies are really anal about communication so atleast call him. Sending him a text will someone say 'I don't care about you'
Call him. It'll mean more to him.
Try and go see him, if not send a gift.
>>27627572
What if I saw him like a week ago does that change anything?
you're boring. No matter how you develop or stagnate, that will never change.
At least I'm not sad about it.
>>27627512
I'm mommy's special prince so its ok
Not true. You're speaking about yourself
>Two British mothers drowned on holiday in Costa Brava when one tried to save the other from 15ft waves after they went for a swim on way home from nightclub
>Lisa Coggins, 35, and Tracey Aston, 32, were on holiday in Lloret de Mar
>Ms Aston went for a swim in 'calm waters' but was knocked over by a wave
>Ms Coggins then dived in to save Ms Aston but was swept away by current
>Ms Aston's mother says daughter...
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>>27627328
rip old sluts
>Two British mothers
>nightclub
>Ms
Single mothers once again fuck up. Unsurprising.
ahahahaha women absolutely btfo
god does exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM6gCqhtxyQ
has the age of waifus finally come? are women finished?
>>27627318
I have too much dignity to wear that ridiculous shit
His penis isn't even in the onahole. What's the point?
>>27628642
Tech demo obviously