What would you really do if Rose was pregnant or Eliza/Erica was BLACKED?
Carry on like nothing happened.
I ain't got nothin but dick for you hoes
won't trip, ain't sick for you hoes.
>>27637194
fucking sick bro
>>27637150
how could rose get pregnant? that's a guy
>tfw 24 yo and peed the bed/couch yesterday
I'm so ashamed. I had a dream I was peeing cum out, it was super thick and just shooting out like piss from my dick. Actually looked more like milk because I remember it being so white. I was pissing into a trash can inside of a tub at someones house. Then I woke up and was completely soaked. Like even my shirt and everything. Had to flip the cushions over on my roommates couch.
>>27637142
These things happen, OP.
>>27637142
>not peeing on various pieces of furniture to mark your territory
it's like you're not even alpha
>>27637196
I know but it's so embarrassing. What if I was napping in someones bed instead and I wasn't able to hide it like I did this time. I've peed the bed like about 5 times in the last 10 years. I'm not sure if that's a lot but man it makes me scared.
>its a "click all the pictures that are ______ until they stop appearing" captcha
>>27636982
And it bugs up every time until you just have reload the page.
>It's an "anon is too stupid to use the legacy captcha" episode
>>27637011
Or use the audio captcha
Which creeps me out everytime.
For some reason the voices of those people seem empty, or dead.
What age is it that you have to stop shitposting and become an adult on the internet, or even just get off if it's nothing to do with family or making money?
>tfw seeing forum posts about kid fighting with his sister and getting told off by parents and thinking, "Ha, what a bunch of kids."
>tfw the days of going on animu/mango forums and joining 'discussions' will never feel the same
>that feeling of 'I should always have something more productive to...
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Do it anyway, nigger. Posting on a forum past a certain age won't get the FBI to bust down your door.
>>27636624
It's a weird feel, bro. Even 5 seconds spent shitposting is too long.
>>27636585
I'm 64, so you have at least this long.
>be Chad
>defend robots against other Chads by out-Chadding them
Not all of us are bad, bros.
A gay Chad is a true bro. He was born with the best genetics to cuck hundreds of robots but instead he cumdump other Chads this way more Staceys and femanons are free for us.
Chads have always wanted to be my friend.
One even told me I could have his girlfriend. Was kinda weird but he just sat on the bed while I fucked her and she screamed like she's possessed or something. Eventually she collapsed on the floor and I let her go.
I don't get what happened really. Chad broke up with her a week later.
>>27636657
>gays are bros
Fuck off to reddit
I told my online friends I was going to bed but I can't sleep but now if I go online again they'll think I'm an emotional bipolar faggot and delete me.
This is a terrible situation I'm incapable of dealing with it.
>>27636469
You can set your status to offline.
Explain the situation, they'll understand. This happened to me last night, I went to bed but someone was blasting rap music as loud as possible shortly afterwards, I couldn't sleep, came back online, and told him so.
>>27636469
Probably not good friends if they block you for shit like that. I doubt they would, anyways.
>being white
>not being ashamed of it and deeply wishing you were a member of any other race
I bet you're a weeaboo who wants to be Japanese
>>27636398
Nice try JIDF.
We're gonna finish you one day
The closest I come to that feel is wanting to be a japanese girl. But I'm fine being aryan. No need to feel bad. Its not like all races aren't equally terrible. And at least I'm in the first wotld.
Could it be argued that /r9k/ is actually the most normie board on 4chan and the people who have /r9k/ as their homeboard are the biggest normies here? I mean, everyone here seems to have a primary interest in normie things like sex, dating, career, education, etc. but are just bitter because they have fallen short in these areas. The other boards like /v/, /tv/, /mu/, /a/, /pol/, etc. are full of people sperging out over things that have very little effect on them and are marginally esoteric.
>>27636365
That's because redditors invaded this board two years ago.
All the real robots either went to wizardchan or killed themselves.
>>27636365
we are bitter,
we are legion,
expecto patronum, original commentarino
ill cut off your head and fuck your necks open wound
am i normie faggot?
shit was ten fucking years ago man
I didn't ask for this nostalgia, anon
What's with all the nostalgia in the last couple of days? I've seen threads like this on /b/, /pol/, and now here
>>27636350
This board is honestly nostalgic all the time though.
WOMEN CAN'T MAKE ART
There's plenty of good female artists senpai.
This Is Art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8gK0_PgIgY
NAME FIVE
Wrote one of my favorite opening lines, from Casino.
Nice curvature, some letters are a bit thin to see. Nice taste in /tv/ faggot
Rate me
>>27636092
Just what the doctor ordered
>>27636092
Totes brillig, senior.
Fuck authority
I realized this when I was about 10. I haven't followed the "rules" since then. Fuck 'em. I've paid the price for my transgressions, but I've also done more of what I want to do than most.
I can still remember in school I would always get a check on the box that says "Respects Authority". The concept that they could not grasp is that I didn't not respect authority, it's that I didn't recognize that people had authority over me to start with.
I still don't. The idea that someone thinks...
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>>27635911
They do have authority over you. If you don't play by their rules, they're able to fuck you for it.
Don't respect authority in school? Get expelled.
Don't respect authority of your parents? Get kicked out.
Don't respect authority of the law? Go to jail.
Authority is just a fancy way of saying power.
i thought i was on s4s for a moment.
>>27635972
If I read it correctly, it says he does respect authority but at the same time he can't grasp the concept that people have authority over him. Which doesn't make sense.
I don't know, I don't believe this guy. I'm calling bullshit on him.
>ywn be an alpha in the pinnacle of civilization which was the 50s and 60s
>50's and 60's
>pinnacle of civilization
I think you mean the early 90's, where we had modern creature comforts without the incessant brutality of smartphone mania.
>work in a factory over the summer
>afford college tuition for an entire year
>get a desk job and work sales for a year
>afford to buy a house
>>27636540
t. faggot
blux
when did you realize /hightest/ was a bad meme?
>lmao dude BIG FAT BREASTS
yea big fat breasts, big fat stomach arms and neck too
>>27635834
Landwhales have admitted before to spread the high test meme in hopes of getting a /fit/ boyfriend.
>>27635834
I want to suckle on those titties like a baby.
>>27635834
whats her name
name
Oh hello there wagecucks, look what came in the mail today. I'm gonna have a hell of a good time tonight let me tell ya. Anyway, remeber to go to bed early tonight wagecucks. You don't want to get stuck in traffic and be late for another big day of work tomorrow.
>>27635544
Good, hope you enjoy your virtual titties anon. That's all I wanna see, some honesty. No "I'm going to the lake to go fishing", "Oh I'm on my 4th language, currently fluent in 3 already", etc. Just be real to yourself and us, don't bullshit about what you do. I'm glad for you bro.
Are the mini games fun again?
DOX2 was shit other than the jet ski one.
>>27635544
How does it feel knowing you're not even original?