Um.. Hi my name is OP, I was wondering if you wanted to be my friend?
>>27646186
>tfw will never be a cute anime girl with cute friends
>>27646186
sure anon i'll be your friend post your steam and we can do stuff
>>27647363
sometimes I wonder why I still even bother to consume breath and sustenance
Have you fucks ever tried not being obnoxious haters? Have you tried actually liking things for once?
>omg i haet errthyng >:( i so sad ;_; no gf no gf RE RE RE XDD
Motherfuck.
>>27645918
>Have you tried actually liking things for once?
every time I like something the magic wears off fairly quickly and it goes back to being, at best, bland and not very interesting. Every interest I've ever had has been like that. It's just a fun ~2 months every two years or so when I like something with enthusiasm, then its back to the whole world being gray.
>>27645958
Jesus Christ tinkerbell, how can you be here in 2016 and NOT be interested in something? Are you real stupid or something?
>>27646166
ge owt normy i haet u >:(
i so sad ;_;
>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf
REEE REEE REEE
ECKS DEE
>Work part time fast food
>Suffer from bipolar/major depressive
>Want to go on anti-depressant
>Afraid the wrong pill will fuck my moods up at work and make me be either a dick or a massive fagshit and get fired
Well fuck.
I want to fight my fucking depression, but I am not in any position for it. What do I do?
Also does anyone have experience with prozac or wellbutrin?
>>27645790
just live with it until you resolve it yourself,
everyone i know whos used drugs to "fix" it ends up worse
i just accept its how i feel
>>27645790
there's no point in asking about others' experiences with different antidepressants because every pill works different for each person.
bipolar and major depressive are two different things. you can't really have both because they have different diagnostic criteria.
if you have bipolar, you should avoid anti-depressants, because they can make both your manic and depressive phases worse. instead try mood stabilizers. of course, you really only get to try whatever your psychiatrist gives you.
From what I have seen, those pills just make you like a souless droid, meaning nothing bothers you.
>guys surge is back!
>15 year long wait, surge was awesome bring it back hurr
IT'S FUCKING 7-UP
THATS IT
WHY DID PEOPLE LIE AND ACT LIKE THIS WAS HOT SHIT SINCE IT DIED?
It's like a mix between 7-Up and Mountain Dew and it is better than both because both are too extreme in either direction.
And I think it's been available on Amazon for at least a year.
>>27645787
>IT'S FUCKING 7-UP
nope, try taking one glance at the nutrition facts
>>27645843
My one grocery store sells them for 1$ a can in tall boys. Shit's good.
What do you think the FBI agents patrolling this board think of us?
>>27645786
>I wish I applied to the CIA instead
>>27645804
kek imagine what stories they tell their spouses when they get home.
Well, this is /r9k/, so they probably become terribly fucking depressed and start to identify with all the losers
>tfw not head of my office
>tfw no promotion in 6 years
>tfw shit wage
>tfw found out wife was cheating using PRISM tech
>tfw will kill myself when kids finish college
>tfw 5'9 still
etc
Should I make a real life friend?
There's this guy I met in the psych ward who's 27, depressed, autistic and has no friends but is really knowledgeable on a variety of subjects and we talked about academic stuff. His mother is really nice and seems to baby him.
I'm not sure I'm ready for this level of commitment. I haven't had IRL friends since high school.
autistic people are fine friends if you also enjoy making friends with your appliances
>>27645550
hell yeha
Are we talking more Aspberger's level? Aspies make pretty decent friends. Have one I watch a new sci-fi movie with every week.
If you're a roastie I would stay away though. A depressed dude with no friends is probably going to latch on to you for dear life and fall in love.
WeII /r9k/ what is she thinking?
>>27645529
Wondering if her boyfriend Andrew Anglin will like the video she made with Blacked and if Dequan picked out the right sized chastity cage for Andrew.
>>27645529
"why can't I find a good man who wants me for more than just my body?"
>>27645605
>>27645622
probably has her mind on the coke she's gonna buy with her payment from the scene
Open Greentext Directed to All Neets:
You are a disgusting, useless sack of shit.
>not working hard now and sacrificing time and effort to earn enough money to live very comfortable and very happily later in life
>opting to leach the bare minimum you need to live a sad life from the government and/or your parents with no chance of improving your living standards in the future.
>not enjoying the feeling of working
>not seeing hard work as its own reward
>not enjoying the act of learning useful and employable skills and talents
>enjoying the feeling of being sluggish and lethargic from spending all day in front of a computer
>rationalising your suffering and opting to pretend to hate wagecucks when you would love to earn what they do, and have the life satisfaction that they do.
>lying to yourself to pretend that everything is okay
This isn't directed to those that are unemployed but looking for work, or neet due to extreme circumstances. This is directed to those pathetic cretins that take pride in the fact that they're useless.
Where my /proudwagecucks/ at?
>>27645522
bumping for wagecucks being BTFO
>implying working is anything but a death march
>implying something you hate is rewarding
>implying hard work will ensure your financial safety when you're older, when you could just as easily be cucked by your employer hiring someone younger
And no, I'm not even a Neet, I'm a uni student, worked a bit during summer holidays and I am NOT looking forward to actual work after I finish studying.
Simply because - there is literally no work that'd make me...
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>>27645522
Taking pride in being a NEET is useless, that I agree with. But being a prideful wagekek is just as much.
This world, this life is fucking shit and you will have to accept it one day or another. Both wageslavery and NEETdom are different methods of coping, nothing more. I can not really look down on either of them, because they made a decision which currently works for them.
Who can assure you that you will keep your job tomorrow as a wagecuck? Can you say for sure that you are not going to get your shit fucked up by a pack of niggers or some terrorist nowadays? How can you protect yourself from utter failure, dissappointment and pain?
On the other side:
How long can you keep cruising on social benefits and your parents? Can you really handle being inactive and stagnating in your development? What will you do if one day you end up on the street, with no coin, no marketable skills, no friends?
Basically life is never what it is all cracked up to be, you are going to suffer, you are going to die, no matter what. Nowadays society enabled the possibillity of NEETdom, why not use it? Both sides in this are playing a game with high bets, I do not think that any of those things is objectively better. You can argument with your arbitary memes like morality, pride, being useless, rewards and so on, but they will just stay some values which only mean something to some people and nothing to others.
The one rationalizing his situation is you.
I am also someone who embraced his kekery, but I am not trying to delude myself into being better than others, I only do it because I flip out when I have nothing to do and have this void of a shit world to look into.
I get banned from everywhere I go on the Internet with no explanation because people tell me I look like Elliot Roger. Is that true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YleT7sUR9lI
>>27645467
You should wish you were as beautiful as the Supreme Gentleman.
You look like a britcuck townie.
>>27645467
Post timestamp I watch a lot of your videos
>>27645467
just start tripfagging already, this place needs a male robot character for a change, I'm sick of fembots and trap bullshit all the time.
So people often cite having a lot of male friends as a red flag for women. Is the opposite scenario true? Is a guy with a lot of female friends a red flag?
And because I know people will bring it up, is it even possible for men and women to be true friends at all?
>>27645155
>Is a guy with a lot of female friends a red flag?
No, it increases his perceived value/desirability to a woman.
>>27645155
a red flag for a guy would be if he had more than 2 close guy friends.
guys want to destroy relationships while girls will encourage them except for girls who act like guys. 2 close friends will be chill enough but beyond that they will tear you away from your partner.
once you become an adult this isn't as true. anyone can have as many friends as they want and be secure. the quality of a partner then just depends on their career and health.
>>27645216
Bullshit women can tell if your fuckin them or not, if your friend zoned by all girls with know male friends chances are your a fag or extremely feminine either way....you ain't getting no pussy nigga
The Puppet Theater is so dark inside
Gas lamps light the stage
Roaches watching as the curtain begins to rise..
Sssssshhhh...here come the Puppets
There is 1..2.. 3 Puppets waiting in the wing
Then they start to walk, in line
And suddenly they're all on the stage
The Puppet Master high above on the walkway
He pulls one string and up goes a leg.. Down goes a head
He pulls one more and he lets them all go!
No strings, none of them fall, no strings at all...
So many things here are not what they seem
But we love them all
What a night to remember forevermore
The show has come to an end
The Master himself is on the STAGE
With his CHILDREN, the curtain must fall
And then the ROACHES they are...Gone
I'd like to probe your beautiful mind.
you're the real deal, huh?
looking for people to dominate my sissy cock and butt~~
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shittycuntie
skype: themordum
facebookcom/samxcass
Oh look a new shitposting thread nobody cares about.
Also for the autistic steamthreads newfags, this isnt marsy
>>27645053
wrong board, head to >>>/soc/
>>27645053
wrong site, head to >>>/rebdit/
>And I thought
>At 15 I'd
>Have it down by 16
>AND 24
>KEEPS BREATHING IN MY FACE
>LIKE A MAD WHOOOOOOORE
>AND 24
>KEEPS POUNDING AT MY DOOR
>OLDNESS COMES TO RILE
>THE YOUTH WHO DREAM SUICIDE
I'm so fucking scared of being old....
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Anon, what do you want to do with your life? You still have time. Maybe not as much as those who figure it out at 18, but you can always dedicate yourself to making up all that you've missed out on.
>>27644988
shut the fuck up and stop whining on my fucking board
>>27645070
Isn't that the purpose of this board?
I have a puzzle for you, and today I guessed it on my first try. None of you probably give a shit, but we were both so blown away that there was literal silence for 30 seconds in tribute to the fact that my guess came from literally nowhere and the first thing that came to mind. Why couldn't this be the lotto for fuck sakes?
He was trying to recall the last name of a character from a movie he had watched which he thought sounded really cool, and gave me 4 details:
- It is Greek.
- It is long.
- It has an "X" in it somewhere.
- It has "CH"...
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You are truly amazing
>>27644868
More like fucking lucky!
>>27644847
this guy would make a great movie pirate
he could mount a video camera and mic in his dented head with a ballcap over it. They'd never suspect he was camming
Here's a fucking cyoa!
And another one faggots!
i want all the seprd enchantments and drinks mixed together cause thats how i roll
scratch that i want grape drank and bzerk