>tfw one of your posts/threads make a robot laugh
>tfw when they make a robot smile
>tfw when a robots says your post was the only thing to brighten up and otherwise awful day
>tfw when you've brought a little bit of happiness to a depressed man
These are positive feels.
>tfw someone keks at your post
L-love you anon...
its all ive got to be honest. it really does help, thanks
Why do you have to do this too me? I just want to be alone where I can't hurt anyone. You make me feel and want for someone to be there but I don't want this... I can't be happy. If I'm happy then others aren't. Why do you have to remind me of this with every other post? Don't you see how it's hurting me? I just want to lay in silence and not be reminded that people don't actually care for eachother and that happiness is so shallow. I want to forget. Please. Make it stop.
Is the rest of 4chan finally starting to reject /pol/?
>>27648034
>/b/ tier thread
>asking a question that literally nobody outside of pol cares about
i dont know retard, how about you answer the question yourself
>>27648075
Please don't post in my thread, neo-tripfaggot.
Yes. Even I was a full blown /pol/ack but they are starting to become the neckbeard version of SJW.
>>27648075
Speak for yourself trip fag.
tfw you arent a r9k loser and actually get laid outside of your sister/mom
>>27647964
Is it time for REAL NIGGA HOURS again ??
WHO TF UP??!?!?!??!?!?!
SMASH DAT MUTHAFUKIN LIKE BUTTON
>>27647964
REAL nigga hours who up pham? /^.^\
>tfw exam I haven't studied at all for in 5 hours
>5'9 150 lb 23 yr male
>work with a 17year old girl whos 6'2 220+ lb
h-how do i stop her from bullying me?
reroll your life for better genetics in the next lifetime
She's not even gonna notice you, let alone bully you.
Tell her you like when tall girls bully you if she tries. That you're into that.
She'll ignore your existence altogether.
Been going to the gym since October in another 6 months or so il be Chad. Ama.
>>27647518
"ill be chad as long as i hit the gym"
nice meme bruh
would like some diet advice though. What to cut out and what to eat? How many times you hit the gym a week and for how long? How heavy u lifting?
robot looking to get back into the gym next month, Im planning to get fit or an hero next year
Daily reminder! 70% of attractiveness is about facial aesthetics.
Chadness is a state of mind.
>disfigured due to acne
>suicidal
>talk myself out of it because it could be worse
>start balding at 20
I've hit rock bottom guys, it's over. I'm not good with planning stuff so chances are I'll just hang myself one of these days without thinking about it. The depression has gotten too bad, I can't sleep, I can't eat, can barely keep my eyes open anymore, can't even talk at times. I'm just really really...
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>>27647384
>6ft
>no acne anymore or bad scars
>have 80s glam rocker tier hair (it just grows and grows)
>run religiously so not a fat ass. Fucking blow away most chads I see jogging in the park.
28 and still a khv mane. It's all about charisma and the size of your bank account nigga. Muscles help too. Seriously wish I was a weight lifter and not a runner.
>>27647461
Was this supposed to make him feel better?
>>27647384
Stop caring about how you look, I started balding in highschool. You need to break the cycle, force yourself to get up and go outside and do something, it doesn't matter what just go outside get some sun and exercise.
Which nationalities were the hookers that you fucked /r9k/ ?
I fucked a greek hooker, several french, several belgian, a bulgarian, an albanian, a congolese (shame on me), a venezuelan, a moroccan, two colombian shemale hookers, and i think that's it. And i got a blowjob from a hungarian/romanian hooker (not sure, but she was the best ever). What about you guys ?
>>27647079
Never paid for sex myself but I'm curious about your stories.
Based on the pic I assume you did all of this in Amsterdam? Impressive. How do you rank them? Any funny stories?
Also shame on you for the """shemales""" more than anything you queer.
I've had sex with: a Romanian, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Ukrainian, a Chink, a Jap, a Canadian, and several Americans. I live in Canada.
>>27647079
3 Chinese (I stupidly went back to see different ones thinking they were going to be better than the last because my experience with them was so shit but Asian women just fucking suck), 1 Brazilian (best gfe- thought I fell in love with her for a bit, in fact I'm still convinced we both like each other), 1 Hungarian (best ever bj) 1 polish and 2 Spanish chicks.
Next on my list: black pussy. Also Arab if I can find one.
>go visit Serbian hooker
>we make smalltalk, somehow I'm likable
>have some interests in common
>she asks if I'm "clean"
>"Yes of course"
>asks if I'd be interested in bareback intercourse but I have to pull out
>Have best sex of my entire life with this Serbian woman
>She wraps her legs around...
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>you will never be a USC football player who gets to fuck cheerleaders
>>27646951
USC technically doesn't have cheerleaders. Those are the Song Girls.
t. USC dropout
>>27647024
where do you live now fagget? Are you in OC?
How much did that cost your family?
>>27647043
No, I had to leave the state. I was half-tuition scholarship kid.
I-i just fucking can't anymore
>>27646945
U ok, anon?
>>27646945
Why would you?
Stop muting me fucking robot!
>1000000000000000000000000000000000 likes
>1139138017903719731937 comments
>"OMG STACEY WHATS WRONG
>mfw 1st world faggots on this board who think they can be robots
>>27646758
>mfw non paralyzed faggots on this board think they can be robots
jason unruhe pls go
>>27646758
They're the only ones that can. You're too busy walking 5km for water and getting eaten by local wildlife to care about no gf my dude
I am currently waiting for a job interview over Skype.
This shit is making me very anxious.
>>27646719
drink a beer.
>>27647071
or know that if you're in the position to have interviews over skype, you're a chad.
>>27647081
I'm at least in the 90% percentile of biggest robots on this board.
> she reads the love letter I wrote out loud in class
> everyone laughs at me
What was I thinking back then
I never wrote one but I understand where you're coming from. Although writing a loveletter is pretty cringey 2bh.
I don't understand why some people feel the need to share extremely personal stuff with other people just to make fun of somebody. That always seemed extremely nasty and thoughtless to me.
Like getting an unwanted note is just something you should keep to yourself. Do some people just not know what it is to be a decent human being?
>>27646562
Well this was like 10 years ago or so in highschool. We would sometimes hang out and talk, but I was never sure how to express my feelings for her, so wrote a short poem. The gist of it is that I felt good with her and she makes me happy.
To be fair she ended up being a really shitty person a few years after that. Beating up other girls, filming it. Started doing other stupid shit and got expelled eventually. So I dodged a bullet with that.
It's better to say "I can't believe I did that" than to say "I wonder what would have happened if I did that"
>be me
>gf (sorry everyone) and I break up, I'm the one who ended it
>feel mostly fine about it, I was done with the relationship
>drink alone every night for a week anyway after it happens
>truly alone (and sober) tonight for the first time in 2 years
>lose my shit about an hour ago for no reason
>responding to 6 different tranny casual encounter ads on...
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>>27646411
Calm down bruv.
>>27646411
You'll feel better tomorrow trust me. Hang in there
take a chill pill
Landscaper, warehouse, data entry, driver, something else? I am probably not suited to customer service. what jobs have you found least disagreeable
bump, I guess most wagecucks are fast asleep by now though
>>27646240
If I had a clean driving record I would go to truck driving school. Taxi driving requires little interaction with normies
Data entry would be neat. You could look for an office- administrative type of position. Medical Transcriptionists make decent money, very little schooling required.
Warehouse jobs are also pretty self-driven solitary work. I worked a shitty production job in a factory- Was a put your nose down to the grindstone type of job very little interaction with people very anonymous
>>27646240
Late night secuirty guard for a hotel here. I literally sit on my ass on 4chan all fucking day, and get paid well because of increased chance of "danger". If you're okay with graveyard shifts I'd recommend it. I see almost no one.
What ever will we do on this bed, anon?
>>27646225
The first time I saw this picture it freaked me out, but now it evokes feelings of sympathy.
>>27646242
funny how the mind works
>>27646242
That's not even a real human bean anon.