why is unemployment so comfy bros?
>>27653496
probably the lack of work
It's not
>fucked up sleep pattern
>no friends
>family despises me
>get headaches that last hours from looking at a screen all day
>lose all ambition
>nothing is fun
>want to change but no one would employ me anyway
>want to die
>>27653496
Unemployment is the next stage of human evolution.
What happens to people like us when we get old?
Will we be 50 year old kissless virgins sitting by our computer alone in the future?
>>27653126
That doesn't sound bad. Tho I doubt that I'll live that long.
>>27653126
We kill ourselves
>>27653126
>Will we be 50 year old kissless virgins sitting by our computer alone in the future?
Most likely.
>tfw you cucked urself
how do i even talk to girls baka?????
What do you guys talk about? Just make the conversation revolve around her and play off that.
>>27653081
Just be yourself :3
Keep acting like a jerk and you'll fuck her soon
Well I'm dropping out of college for a second time, I just can't do it.
I'm in a disgusting amount of debt, I'll probably just refuse to pay any of it and see what happens, I'll try keeping all my money in cash and getting a job where I can get paid under the table. If I do a big withdrawal right now I'll be able to keep a lot of cash away from the collectors.
Just fuck my life up.
>>27653071
Why would he be holding the book in space? How is he reading it? Wouldn't he have the book down on earth while his other hand flips the switch?
>>27653103
That's the joke my man
OP if life is so bad, is it possible you just find an average looking Australian woman to marry?
After you gain citizenship (I think you'd have to be here a few years), you can study for free, essentially. Your debt is half paid for by the government, and the only time you have to pay it back is once you income hits such a high level that it's just like a small tax increase.
>finally have job and decent house
>face almost completely cleared up
>still fat but slowly losing weight
>no gf
Was I put here just to suffer? Why can't I just get a qt to love and live with me? With my affluence it's looking more appealing to just find a degenerate and keep them in the house while supporting their transition.
Please help. I don't want that life.
post a body picture
>>27652842
That is one cool fucking dog, man
>>27652842
don't go looking for a stripper. you don't need a project girl. you can't fix people who don't want to be fixed. just keep doing your thing, losing weight, etc.. there is hope for you
>tfw wanna have patrician tastes in vidya, film, TV, anime and music
>Don't have enough time to juggle 5 mediums at the same time
>>27652830
Why don't you want patrician taste in literature?
>>27652854
Not really interested in reading, a lot more can be conveyed through a visual medium.
>>27652854
Post books that you deem patrician in taste.
Have any girls spaghetti'd at you? It feels like dealing with a stunned animal and you can do whatever you want to it. Is this what daily human interaction is like for Chads and Stacys?
>>27652724
Yea, she was pretty attractive too, she had no reason to do it. I thought pretty girls are supposed to be confident and coherent when talking to others.
It happened once and only once.
And despite everything, I cannot figure out why.
a few times. the most recent was some clearly underage 16 year old girl working at a pet store when i went in to get dog food. she was cute but yea i'm not going down that route
Weird possibly autistic things that you think only you do.
>I hate the sensation of touching paper after my hands have been wet
>I'm also talking about the sensation of touching paper when your hands were wet an hour ago
>there's a cool down time for me with how soon you can touch paper after getting your hands wet
>for this reason alone I would shower an hour and a half before school started at 7am so my hands could cool down and it would be...
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>>27652418
Faggot fuckboi
>>27652463
???
What could you have possible meant by this?
???
>>27652418
All I can think about while reading this is crafting a pair of tight gloves out of paper and putting them on after soaking my hands in tepid water for two hours. Or washing my hands and then immediately running my fingertips and nails firmly across a long stretch of dry paper.
Talks with a girl, she's nice for him, and surely too attractive in comparison to him. He introduced himself to her awkwardly, but her smile has both possibility to be sarcastic and a possibility to show confusion why does he tells his name after a conversation. Later that evening, she sends him an invitation on Facebook, which he instantly accepts.
Tomorrow he starts up a conversation, being answered by an offensive "joke"
My fellow robots, to be honest, I don't want to believe in women's inferiority, but I'm fit, nice guy. Maybe...
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>>27652267
She is probably pranking youhappened with meor she is just being nice
S
Post conversation. Otherwise we only hear your side of the story.
>>27652635
She smiled to me once, saw her also glancing at me sometimes.
Day 0
Shaved off bald, not to impress her but simply for checkinie out
Day 1
Eating at a diner on uni
My colleague from uni comes with girls from his group . They all talk apart of us, my friend is also kind of not so talkative so we sit quiet. (Note: I'm sitting and eating in a cap, because somebody told me I look bad as bald.) One of the girls says sometime that my crush wants to come. Indeed, she comes. They talk, and I grow some...
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Who /comfy/ here?
Post comfy music, photos, etc.
Do you go outside when it's raining or do watch it from inside?
>tfw it's raining here right now
>smoking a fat bowl
>watching better call saul
>in pajamas
>no work till 4
>drinking a little tea
dumping comfy song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89eDtm_AGFE
>>27652340
comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GTVEh7FfC4
>>27652390
real comfy
I like that a lot anon
>tags all of /r9k/
>>27652226
I've had sex, just not a newfag that thinks robot = virgin.
>>27652622
This is bait and you aren't a robot
>>27652226
I got a blowjob 2 weeks ago. Broke a pretty long dry spell of almost 3 years. I guess I'll see ya, phAm
I'm going on my first job interview on friday, what should i expect?
Also any tips on how to not drop my spaghetti?
just bee urself anon :^)
original commento
>>27652103
where at? this comment was unoriginal though
Expect it to suck but simultaneously expect to get the job even if you won't.
They will ask you how you have been spending your last few years so have an answer for that.
Show dis girl some love fampai.
>She's just a sad girl that's growing into herself. >She came from a broken family and doesn't have a lot of money.
>She probably got addiction to the attention because she doesn't get much of it irl or have a dad.
WE LOVE YOU ELIZA! DON'T LET THE FAGGOTS GET YOU DOWN TOO MUCH. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I don't care, I just want her to come back and make videos and post on her instagram again.
Did anyone find out whether something happened IRL? It's odd that she could just quit the internet cold turkey.
Ha, sage. Also she doesn't have the nerve to show her face because everyone will come at her with the fury of a thousand pepes screaming REEEE liar and stuff. She's still trying to figure out how to come back without looking like a huge retarded idiot. The answer is that there is no way for her to do that, and hopefully simple shame and embarrassment will keep her away.
It's also possible she took some pills and told everyone about it like last time and is in the psych ward without internet access. In any case I believe she will be back, as much as I hate...
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She's got a really ugly mexican bf. That makes me feel actually good. There's still hope for me after all.
Anyway, hope she never post here again. She will only hurt herself and another people.
Are any of you guys so fed up with society that you just want to live in the wilderness?I'm personally planning to move to the yukon area once I have saved up enough and be as self sufficient as possible(building my own log cabin etc).I'm just worried about loneliness,don't get me wrong in loneley here too but this is a whole new level
I've done something similar, though without the wilderness, lol. Saved up enough, got a cheap house and dine small investments, and I'm good.
www.earlyretirementextreme.com
>>27652439
*have small investments
Damn autocorrect...
>>27651956
enjoy your rabbit starvation
being self sufficent in a northern climate is extremly difficult. Theres no room for error. Fuck up once and you will literally starve to death. I suggest you read up on it now and practice how to grow shit and preserve food. Also learn how to shoot a weapon and hunt.
Reminder if you have a car or can drive you cant be a robot.
>>27651871
bumpin t.b.h
original
>>27651871
I borrow my dad's PT Cruiser
I am not a normie
>>27651871
Elliot couldn't have done what he did if he didn't have/know how to drive his machine