Lads I've eaten three large bowls of butter beans today. I literally cannot stop farting. I feel like I'm inhaling through my mouth and exhaling through my asshole. The repetitive droan of farting wrecking havoc on my anus.
>>27659547
Enjoy it fampire ;)
>>27659547
PhDfag here, 'sounds like cancer.
Didn't your parents ever teach you everything in moderation?
So, meme starts with m, and has m as its third letter
pepe starts with p, and has p as its third letter
I propose a new 4chan meme, what do you guys think about fefe? (pronounced like 'thief', but with and f)
Fefe could be a scorpion, maybe to contrast with pepe being a frog, (you know, the scorpion and the frog story). What do you guys think?
I've also been thinking about 'wewe', like the opposite of 'meme' (because 'w' is a 'm' upside down)
pic related, it's fefe
>>27659514
That's fucking retarded, anon
>>27659514
>forcing memes
Why.
I like this new meme :^) good one
I've been on this board for less than 24 hours and it already made me anxious and filled me with a profound fear of life.
"On this bridge," Lorca warns, "life is not a dream. Beware. And beware. And beware." And so many think because Then happened, Now isn't. But didn't I mention the ongoing "wow" is happening right now? We are all co-authors of this dancing exuberance where even our inabilities are having a roast. We are the authors of ourselves, co-authoring a gigantic Dostoevsky novel, starring clowns. This entire thing we're involved with called the world, is an opportunity to exhibit how exciting alienation can be. Life is a matter of a miracle...
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How does that relate to Rich Piana?
>>27659451
That's what happens to all of us. It starts out as somewhere you go to laugh at the people who are less fortunate than you. I came here to laugh at people who never were able to fit in with everyone else. However the more you come here the more you start to self evaluate and thus the more you start to understand where these people are coming from. You start to view your own life though this harsh and unforgiving lens. You start to hate the people that you once loved. You get constantly barraged with information...
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>tfw i cant quit playing video games because i get bored too often
>the only solution is to make playing games impossible
I'm selling everything related to gaming in the next week. I hope i dont relapse and become a degenerate faggot again, i'm not even going to try for a good deal.
I'll be giving away my steam account and everything else attributed to gaming, 2k+ in games and computer parts.
This is my last goodbye to the eternal time jew. Going to buy a gf with the money i make.
I'll...
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who cares
there's a little thing called "self control"
stop trying to blame your personal failures on something else
>>27659364
Who would buy this wire cluttered, dusty piece of shit anyways? It's going to be stuck with you FOR FUCKING EVER!
>>27659364
Spec?
>tfw hate furryshit
>tfw have an online friend who's slowly converting me
>tfw it's working
>tfw furryshit is now the most stimulating material for me and gives me the strongest orgasms and the best post-fap feelings
Maybe I should follow the example of this anon https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27597757
furry is love furry is life
>self-castration is the path to nirvana
lol
those people need to learn to laugh when they're sad and cry when they're happy, if they want to really understand what life is about
>>27659275
Just don't make a fursona or gay shit like that
>>27659358
>Struggle Snuggle
Is that slang for rape?
HELP, WHAT DO l DO
>>27659219
well do you like them or not fag
Send dig pix
Tell her ur gay
I posted this because another anon promised to post in it also if he saw it. I hope he keeps his promise.
don't start crying now ya faggot
rate, no chads and no normies plz
>>27659071
How narcissistic can you get. That chart is fucking massive
>>27659071
no template?
I swear this shit is original blox, plox.
how would you survive without internet?
i don't have internet at home only at starcucks i can only browse r9k and normiebook there :(
pic unrelated
>>27659036
well..
I hate to be ''that guy''
but i think you have to kill yourself :(
>>27659036
id be much more lonely but id work out more.
Just fine. I was born before it was even a thing. I'm a game warden so I would just commit more to my job and spend more time outside than I already do.
How does /r9k/ find the motivation to clean? My moms dog keeps pissing in my room and for some reason im too retarded to just clean it up, I just lay in bed and feel bad about it.
I cannot stand a dirty room. I'll piss in bottles and shit but that gets dumped the next day. If my room is dirty I just feel uncomfortable and cant touch anything
>>27658977
>>27659027
>My moms dog keeps pissing in my room and for some reason im too retarded to just clean it up
>I'll piss in bottles and shit
Jesus Christ are you fucking savages
Clean your shit up you'll feel much better
>find a decent looking porn video with attractive girl in thumbnail
>realize it's anal
DROPPED
>>27658873
>find a decent looking porn video with attractive girl in thumbnail
>realize it's anal
>>27659855
I like your pepeand dubs ;)
>>27658873
iktf man, sucks.
>enjoying a porn and about to cum
>camera cuts to the asshole
how do peole enjoy anal?
>/out/ comes into the surgery
>Has been on a cross country run this morning
>Cut his leg on a rusty metal bar
>Wants me to give him a tetanus vaccine
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27658759
Tetanus was once known as lockjaw
I know everyone hates these so I'm bumping it
>>27660596
Thank you anon! We repay you by making a morphine thread guest-starring you!
Who /trapsexual/ here?
>>27658671
it's that shit dildo tranny kek
>>27658722
shit dildo?
>>27658722
yep thats shit dildo tranny aka cassie
For my part what I've learned is that the reason robots refuse to deal with their problems is because they enjoy suffering whatever problems they face.
As well, the main reason they insist that nobody understands them or their pain and that they are completely unique in their misfortune, regardless of the fact that it's often self-inflicted and self-exacerbated; The main reason they insist on this is that if they acknowledged that their struggles are not unique and that they can be and have been overcome, they lose the only justification for their self-pity....
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>>27658590
ok mr. psychologist
how do you explain that robots enjoy misery then
aren't humans supposed to chase happiness by definition
or is this supposed to be happiness
>>27658656
>aren't humans supposed to chase happiness by definition
or is this supposed to be happiness
If you are displeased by your current predicament, why do you (most robots) fight against any attempts to alleviate the problems? Why do you wallow in pig sties such as this reveling in your shared misery? Fighting to prove to each other that yes, you are in fact the biggest loser. Yes, you have alienated the most people from your lives. Yes, you waste as much time as possible...
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>>27658774
But I'm not the one who's trying to explain robots here, you are. What is your hypothesis? Or do you just love rhetorical questions?
What is honestly the point to life if you cannot get with a cutie like this?
youre pretty fucking pathetic if you think the only point in life is to get with a woman you find attractive
>>27658624
>settle down with an ugly girl instead
NO!
>>27658582
>>27658651
This is why you will be forever alone. You have to tell yourself, are you even worthy of a girl that attractive? Does she find YOU attractive? Why should she settle for someone like you when she can find a chad?
Stop trying to go after 10/10 and settle for a 4/10 or 5/10 like yourself. It's not that hard to figure out.
>posting in thread
>accidentally say something wrong or stupid
>close the thread immediately
>that feel when you're desperatly trying to delete and repost and 4chan won't let you
at this point I just close the thread and minimize it so I never see it again
>stay in thread
>everyone calls you stupid
>>27658500
>post in thread
>make a single one-letter typo that changes the entire meaning of your post