So it's 11:30 @ night and my wife hasn't answered the phone in three hours. Do you think she is cheating?
She is at a work meeting in Tulsa. And they always party like motherfuvkers after the meeting.
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I just want to hear from her.
She might just be dead.
>>27666824
i'd rather her dead than cheating desu
Always a possibility she died. But she rejected one of my calls. So hopefully she isn't dead..or cheating.
Does /r9k/ believe in generational curses?
> your family is afflicted with a certain demon/s
> laziness, sexual abuse, etc.
> each generation becomes biologically hardwired to seek out these traits subconsciously
Here's an example I made up.
> Your grandma was married your grandpa, an alcoholic asshole
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>>27666796
My family has had a lot of problems and so have I, I really wonder sometimes.
>>27666796
It's called genetics senpai
>>27666837
You never wonder how people who get molested always run in the same circles with other molesters or molestation victims? desu senpai, I've had a few close calls and at least 25% of my extended family had something happen to them.
>Never had a girlfriend
Why, Anon?
because there are no qt legal lolis irl
>>27666711
I had a gf
In 2006
We dated on Habbo Hotel
>>27666711
I'm deathly afraid of commitment, rejection, and being a cuckold. Plus 2d girls are cuter desu.
Why haven't you had sex yet?
>>27666661
My only gf was a prude
>>27666661
because i havent talked to a girl in a decade
>>27666666
nice numbers m8
Would you smell a cute girl's butt?
no, i'm not into butt stuff of any kind
>>27666653
I dream of it every night.
I like to think I was above such behavior, and that ass always smells bad, but I know if given the chance I probably still do it for some dumb reason.
how did your day go? did you do your best?
I'm going to go for a walk, I can't let jackie down
I have done jack shit today besides sit around and play mimecraft with my niece and nephew. I am so happy when there's kids anywhere because I do really well with kids and it makes me not look like a super depressing sperglord
>>27666648
today i did grocery shopping for the first time in a few weeks and did some laundry.
What do robots think of extremely smart girls? With perfect test grades aND gpas?
>>27666463
Horrible, they will always put their studies/career/resume before everything, including you.
>smart girls
>posts a nigger
>>27666463
Im ok with it as long as they are not ugly black women. Unfortunately girl in OP looks too black especially with that nose WOULD NOT BANG.
What do you guys think about afterlife?
I'm not very religious, so I don't believe in things like heaven, hell or reincarnation. Alas, thinking about the nothingness is actually pretty fucking scary.
But I have a feeling that diying is not the end. I think that in the future we will figure out how to not die of old age and, later on, learn how to bring dead bodies back to life. First whole bodies with brains, like the cryogenized people, then remains, and eventually with only DNA.
I believe that technology will advance so much, that diying would...
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>>27666411
I believe in reincarnation.
>I think that in the future we will figure out how to not die of old age and, later on, learn how to bring dead bodies back to life
> A race that will be able to scan the whole earth and recreate a person from a single fragment of DNA
Did you fail biology in high school?
>>27666411
I believe in reincarnation.
http://youtu.be/L3MA0n4jEXk
Dead is dead you fucking retards.
All that fortune cookie crap about your soul being reincarnated is all bullshit.
Everything you are exists in the mind.
The mind will rot.
Of this we can be 100% certain is objective truth.
That is it.
and OP its not "diying" its "dying" you motherfucker
>we were just talking about first kiss stories anon! Tell us about your first kiss anon.
>summer before 9th grade
>taking a nap on a bench at the park
>feels good man
>girl from school walk by and sees me
>tries to wake me up
>bitch is ruining my nap
>ignore her maybe she'll go away
>eventually she quiets down
>kisses me and runs away
>>27666382
I was about 3 and kissed my aunts pug on the mouth. First kiss I remember.
I'd just tell them I've never been kissed.
Would she be nice to you?
>>27666341
yes, and i would find it offputting and annoying unless she somehow persisted for months or years
>>27666341
She's nice to pretty much everyone, so probably.
>>27666341
Yes, 'cause I'm a desirable male
I'll start, I have the flue, so like every time i get this shit I made many fucking wierd disturbing dream recently.
> my dream take place in an alternative version of my city. All the ppl I know are here but the architecture and the landscape isn't the same
> I meet a nice girl online and we eventualy go on a date, wich goes pretty well. We have mutual feeling for each otherhorty after, she die.
> Fucking depressed for a while, hang out with friends
>...
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In all of my best dreams this chick I barely knew in high school shows up and tells me what I'm doing wrong and to not give in to other dream peoples' bullshit
It's fucking weird how my brain has turned her into this kind of symbolic idol when I never really even knew her or liked what I knew of her
I don't really remember specifics. My dreams have been sort of weird lately but not in the fun way.
I made out with a cop who tried to arrest me for shoplifting in my last dream, though. That was fun.
Ahhh surrealism how I love you.
>>27666386
Get in contact whit her, don't mention the dream thing.
Do it please
My little brother committed suicide. How do I make my life better for his life to have meaning?
pics, was he white?
>>27666273
That's terrible my man I'm sorry.
>>27666307
This. Important question
What anime will you be watching tonight?
>pic related
Im thinking black lagoon
corey in the house
my favorite Mongolian moving picture show
>>27666264
the only acceptable chinese shadow painting
What if I told you that your depression partially comes from overrating red meat/meat in general?
I have no citations at all.
>>27666243
Over eating.
>>27666243
>I have no citations at all.
then I wouldn't believe you
first i would spray my rejuvinating salvae all over her dried up lips then id keep eating red meat as usual
> Be uninsured
> Have ingrown toenail
> Spend half an hour each night draining the cut/wound, drowning it in peroxide, and re-applying band aids
....So when exactly am I gonna die?
Why don't you just I dunno... cut it off with nail clippers? Clip that bugger out and pull it out.
>>27666239
Let me help you with that anon
>Hot water in a small tub
>needs to be pretty hot
>dissolve pic related into it
>soak your foot in it
>keep your foot in it until the water gets cold
>dry off foot
>bandage toe with antibiotic stuff
Shits like heaven, had one side of a toenail clipped...
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>>27666239
Bro why would you start the thread with a pic of hydrogen peroxide instead of a pic of your fucked up toe?