What does it mean when a girl texts you "goodnight loser" in all caps?
>>27668126
a) You're a loser.
or
b) You're a loser with a tsundere female friend.
>>27668126
She wants you to put more effort into doing real things with her.
Has she tried to set up something with you? Maybe asked you about plans or your schedule?
It means she wants the D bro
Is this the average female /r9k/ poster?
>>27668060
fucking stupid cunt
>>27668060
Would/10
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>>27668060
>acting like she has a high power level
No, she's a poser
Who else is unironically a sociopath here? Just asking because I want advice on how to improve and become a whole human being.
I've been keeping an eye on myself over the last 3-4 years and really haven't felt any emotions other than frustration, hedonistic pleasure, and fear of being found out. I have almost no self identity, there is nothing I could really say makes me 'me'. I use everyone I meet to my own benefit and treat relationships disposably. It's an automatic compulsion. I know what I'm doing is wrong but the impulse takes over...
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You aren't a sociopath, you're just going through puberty.
>>27668034
You have antisocial personality disorder. Your cardinal trait is not beig able to control your antisocial impulses because of your frontal lobe impairment(s). Your disorder is untreatable. I hope you get arrested / rot in hell, your kind is literally behind most of everything wrong in civilized societies. Move to Africa, like you, they are not yet fully civilized.
>>27668146
thanks bb i'll see you in hell
What was the moment you realized you didn't belong?
>be me
>17 at the time
>night walking with girl I kind of had a thing with
>I never even asked her out, she just made us a thing
>she grabs my hand and pulls in close
>talking about nonsense
>"so deep" type of bullshit
>going on about some nonsensical "eyes...
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She sounds like female fedora bro.
>>27667953
Fuck you faggot I wish I had a qt virgin childhood friend to fall in love with. I had no one is why I realized I don't belong.
You forgot your *unsheathes katana* there bud
>tfw you realize we're talking brains
>tfw every word in this place is entirely made by fingers
>>27667924
are we in charge of our brains or our brains in charge of us
>>27667958
>mfw I type with my peepee
How do I become hardcore?
Not just in appearance but also in personality?
>>27667922
>learn how to teleport
>learn how to wield a katana with deadly speed and precision
>wear a long flowing cloak
>be a nihilist
simple as that...kid
ppshhhh...
>>27667922
attatch jumper cables to car battery and ballsack
>start to feel ok about self
>day not too bad, feeling content
>get to work
>majority of coworkers are tall
>remember being a 5'7 manlet
>rember will always be short
>mfw doomed
Every god damned time
>>27667883
Boo hoo you fucking faggot im 5' fucking 1 piss off and go suck your fucking moms cock
>>27667913
Come on brother we can't attack each other. We should be attacking tall handsome Chads.
Anyone whose height starts with a 5 is an ally.
Plus 5'1'' is better than 5'7'' for a number of reasons desu
5'9'' here-- literal worst height
>>27667883
Prince of manlets here, both my manlet coworkers have gfs and are 5'3 and 5'7 respectively, I have no gf despite being taller and easily more attractive, life's not all about looks anon
>oh hey there, brother
>>27667786
quality meme, post this thread once a day and you got it
Her other pear is still there.
>>27667786
LIQUIIIIIIIIDDDDD!
Fukkin original
>iTT we post odd sentences
I would like to inhale voluminous amounts of her flatulence.
Quite Ravenous, but it needs some field work. Either way... I've seen the likes of you do more. Step it up a notch.
The everyday minutiae of the Chad's life made him consider getting a venereal disease to mix things up a little
all this superfluity because of a fleeting opportunity to abide and vibrate in the ridged orifice of a frail but plump creature, buoyancy of frontal fatpacks varying
I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't like Joe Rogan, and I'm not ok with that.
The Fear Factor stoner dude?
No, tons of people hate that asshole.
I hate that retard, he's a dumbass.
>hurr I support Bernie but I am a staunch Libertarian
>hurr psychedelics show you the whole world
As someone who loves psychedelics, Rogan is huge dumb fuck. Psychedelics just fuck with your brain and make you hallucinate and feel weird shit. They are not actually spiritual experiences no matter how much it feels like it is. I hate that he tries to be so "open-minded" and "logic-based" but he gets triggered if you say tripping isn't a...
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>>27667910
This is the first I've ever seen anyone talk shit about him desu.
what does r9k think of nose rings?
>>27667659
Absolutely disgusting. Instantly kills my boner
>>27667659
Fucking hot. Give me an instaboner.
>>27667659
Septum piercings are fucking Grove, regular nose piercings I kinds like
I just got denied into college, I don't know what to do with my life anymore.
Help me
Go to community college and then after two years of good grades, advance to a state college or something. It's easy bro, plus it's cheaper at first.
>I just got denied into college
Yeah, you probably need a couple more years.
Get job at walmart
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>>27667634
you gotta admit she looks good for 76
>>27667662
She looks like a fucking ghoul.
Superlative kek she's finally done waiting for chad to text her back
What did I do to deserve a life this lonely?
If I don't get a girlfriend this year, I'm going to kill myself on the 1st of January, 2017. Anyone else want in on this pact? It's all or nothing for us now, we go for girls as if our life depends on it, because it does.
im in if you give me a link to helium and related equipment
>i cant get a gf waah better kill myself
Yeah, dont even wait for the next year, you retarded piece of shit
Count me in
>>27667790
Fuck off smug anime poster. You're just as bad if not worse than us robots
Any other NEET thinking about the shed life? Looks so fucking cozy and it must be nice to have your own place you can take care of. My parents have a decent sized shed in the backyard that I could clear the stuff out if I make room in their basement for most of it and clear out the junk.
Is this like the even poorer version of living in a caravan?
How hard would it be to tap into my neighbors 120V line for power? I've already stolen their wifi when I went inside to the bathroom. Took a picture of the password on the back of their router ;_
Going to be living the sweet she life ;)
>>27667743
Electrical Engineering major here, just try not to kill yourself