>You will never have a bath with your qt gf
That bathroom looks disgusting.
>>27670051
but I do anon
> tfw shower with gf every day
> take bubble baths every other day
> have candles
> we both bake a cake or somethign sweet before going in
> relax with each other
> play around with each other
> scrub and wash each other
> She lets me shave herComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27670066
this, you can literally see the rotting plasterboards.
>implying i would ever want to bath with such a poorfag bitch no matter how hot she was.
why did god give me such a big dick if no girl will ever see it?
maybe it was meant for cute boys instead
Can I please see it?
I have a 7.8 inch dick here with a girth of an inch and a half. I don't know how me being such a skinny bloke could have a dick like this, it's weird.
A drunk driver hit me in a freak accident and I had to get surgery done on my small intestine. Got back from the hospital a week ago, was also there for a week.
I haven't gotten a good night of sleep since.
I've gone my whole life sleeping on my stomach and I haven't been able to because of the incision healing.
Fuck me guys.
This is one of the reasons why I don't drive cars no joke
Sorry
That's really unfair
Nice quads though
0 quads are best quads
infinity^4
You deserved it.
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>>27670022
Thanks for your condolences and congrats on your double dubs.
I don't blame you for not wanting to drive. If I lived in a city I'd never bother with it.
It's not getting better. None of it.
Quite the contrary, in fact.
Then we have no choice but to leave it behind
I know, and I'm getting tired of getting gaslit about it. Either come out with a punishment or leave it be. The underhanded shit is out of control. Beat me and be done with it.
>>27670432
Gaslighting is almost a good sign
On one hand it means they fear losing control, which means they, for some reason, fear something that at least relates to you. It also means that a direct confrontation is likely enough to fail that they have to resort to tricky methods to subdue you.
On the other hand, it means they're fucking smart and they play dirty.
>get a new haircut and im feeling confident
>smile at a couple girls walking past me
>i hear one say "why do only really ugly guys smile at me"
>>27669969
At least you knocked her down a peg.
>>27669969
Post face and get some robot honesty.
>>27669969
I'm sorry anon that's a terrible feeling. Know that they she is wrong and attractiveness is subjective. Hope you feel better soon.
I want to go home and to watch shirobako.
Instead I'm stuck for 8 hours of back office
I wish I was a neet fucking hell
I'm a NEET who wishes he could have a job and his own place
>>27670194
Dare to switch?
talk to me im fat and lonely, pic related
poop
Poop butt
Lol
kek!
>>27669792
How are you? What are things like on the other side? Normie here btw
>>27669792
is this a US phone number OP?
Im a bit short of cash just now so I applied to be a 4chan janitor
Does anyone know what the pay is like?
>>27669684
>pay
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
F R E E
R
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>>27669684
Um, I believe you're expected to carry out your duties free of charge.
im fucking 26
when did i get this old? it feels like just a moment ago i was skipping classes in high school to play call of duty 4 with my only friend. and when i was at school the only thing i did was stare at the cute blonde girl's butt.
and now im a NEET that has dropped out of school 3 times. where did the time go? when i go to sleep tonight will i wake up 40 years old and still a virgin?
is the rope the only way out for me now
>dropped out of school 3 times.
>where did the time go?
26 isn't that old, but it sounds like you spent a hell of a lot of time failing miserably at academics, for the most part.
>turning 21 in a week
>haven't done anything ever since I graduated nearing three years ago
I don't want to be like you
>>27669652
The only one you can rely on is yourself anon. Maybe you should try and get a part time job.
I sometimes watch vlogs about japanese highschool girls or foreign people studying there and filming their classmates.
I don't know.
what do you watch to get into a peaceful state of mind?
you got links?
>>27669634
>what do you watch to get into a peaceful state of mind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umEuqbgVOR8
Stuff like this. Satisfies my autism. Also shit like Slow-Mo Guys on Youtube. It's soothing to see shit in slow motion.
>>27669664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9FBvKAXBHY
1:25 qt japanese boys.
,>She's married to a chad
>>27669627
what the fuck is wrong with that cubic face she looks like Thanos
>>27669627
What does he look like? pls don't mute
That's life son. The sooner you all get it through your fucking heads that looks are all women care about, the better.
>in b4 butthurt roaties, "HURR DURR THAT'S NOT TRUE, NOT ALL GIRLS ARE LIEK DIS HURR"
The only ones still saying this shit are too ugly to attract the men that they really want: those in the top 20%.
Fuck off.
Who here /actuallydecentlooking/ and still /robotsforlife/?
It's literally Hell on Heart.
You don't only live a robot life, but also you're approached by girls who look at you and slightly get interested just to realize you're a social retard.
I wish I was ugly.
>>27669618
If you know you can't fuck them anyway reject them before they can reject you.
reporting
being an ugly duckling fucked me over for life, personality-wise
Protip: You're not that good-looking
Been to any cons lately? Planning on going to any?
I would go to a convention if I didn't have to go alone. If only robots met up at cons
>30 years old
>goes to con
>feel out of place
I wish I went when I was younger.
no i have not and while i will think about going and think that maybe it could be a good time to be around people and maybe one of them will smile at me i know i won't interact with any of them and end up being as depressed as i was before
tell me about the times you wish you didnt remember
this just happened and im contemplating taking my own life
>cute girl comes to my apartment to study for exam my sophomore year of college
>she flirts with me nonstop but i have no idea how to react to any of it because i'm a pussy
>walking up stairs, she pinches my butt
>her: "anon you have a nice butt"
>me: "oh thats probably just my pants"
>later while studying she keeps trying to steer conversation away from studying but i always push it right back to studying
>she sits on the floor near the vent because it's warm and takes her shoes off, says she "wants to get comfortable" and to sit on the floor with her
>me: "the floor is probably dirty, i dont want to sit there"
>keep doing classwork
>she stops a half hour later and says she wants to take a break
>i sit on my huge L shaped couch
>she sits right next to me and kinda leans toward me the way she's sitting
>we talk for about an hour and a half about our lives and other random stuff
>12:30am now, she gets up and says she has to leave
>stands looking at me expecting me to get up to hug her or tell or to stay or something
>5 second awkward silence
>she walks out with a short "bye"
Tell me where you live so I can mercy kill you.
>>27669336
2080 S Undermountain Rd
Sheffield, MA 01257
United States
>>27669399
No way, I'm in Sheffield too.
Which one are you?
Cerebrotonic master race reporting in
Cyborg
I function normaly, have lots of friends, my own hobbies, go out often, am very social
BUT
I never had a girlfriend, get turned down and friendzoned all the time and I don't even know what are you supposed to do to get a GF. I'm 101% autistic when it comes to woman.
this description of a cyborg is just a normie
>>27669295
Cyborg really just means you're a failed normie.