>tfw have big nose
>tfw can't afford rhinoplasty
>tfw no guy will talk to me because of my nose
>the left whore would have 1000s of beta orbiters ready to worship the ground she walks because she has a vagina
>still need to get rhinoplasty so i can fuck a chad
How can you women be so superficial?
>>27675733
>tfw no guy will talk to me
You must be a really worthless, trashy human being, if you failed to find success while playing in Tutorial Mode.
>>27675772
This pretty much. First post best post.
who /alcoholic/ here?
i have been drinking more and more frequently. fuck this normie world
inb4 dude weed lmao, theres nothing more i like doing than sipping ice cold beer when im high. its a great bonus but wont take the drinking away
Fuckin' love beer and weed, best combo. Used to be a hardcore alchie but I have an auto immune disorder that gives me ulcers, and constant drinking exacerbates that. Also my live ingirlfriendturns into a giant cunt when she is drunk, which she always does if I have booze.
So I'm just smoking weed hardcore again.
>>27675785
yeah, put on some good slow/moderate paced music and puff away and have a few beers, i once did it like 2 weeks straight, smoked a mountain of weed that i personally grew under cfls. wreckage strain
>>27675698
I used to drink 2 days a week, around 15-18 cans of 4.7% a day. Gradually stopped and now it's been 2 weeks since I last drank, I feel amazing compared to back then, I kept drinking like that for almost 4 months.
Just start working out and force yourself to not drink, you'll be feeling much better soon enough. I also do amphetamine though, but only about once a week and I don't smoke or inject it, never enough to not be able to sleep. Costs so much less than alcohol and much healthier for you...
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You have 30 days to explain why just being yourself is not a viable strategy
(pro-tip: you literally can't)
>>27675693
>30 days? what happened to seconds?
I got a reason, because i can't be myself
>>27675744
You're being yourself right now
>>27675693
Eliot Rodger was himself for 1 day and look what happened.
I know people say that their incest fetishes are based on fantasy and not reality, and that they wouldn't want to actually fuck their family members. How many people are outliers and actually want to fuck or in the past wanted to fuck a family member?
>My mom was a solid 9/10 well into her mid 40s
>used to wear cutoff shorts, revealing nightgowns, bikinis, miniskirts, etc. and could totally pull it off.
>Occasionally seeing her naked gave me a fetish for hairy pussys and slightly...
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>>27675662
You should told your mom that she is Whore and to stop cucking your dad.
Tell her that she is drag on society progress by distracting man by abusing their instincts
>>27675662
If being a horny teenager counts, me. Thinking about fucking my cousins gave me several great faps.
>>27675662
Pics nigga, lets go.
wagecucking is painful, folks
>>27675623
thats a weird looking train
>>27675907
it does sort of come from riding trains, as due to BART's overcrowding that's another 2 hours or so a day I have to stand. I work at least 7 hours usually, and when there's a game on at the stadium next door, I work up to 12. I get tips every day though, and should be getting a fat paycheck soon
>>27675623
when are you going to pull the plug?
How do I make friends?
I'm a 23 year old with a pretty good job but I just spend all of my time inside at my computer.
It's killing me.
This hit pretty close to home my friend.
get involved with something that isnt directly about making friends, like a hobby or something
>>27675624
At least we're not alone... even though we are.
>>27675638
All of my hobbies involve being at a computer. I'm not an outgoing person at all.
>finally get a message from a girl on OKCupid
>it says "Heyyyy, I see that you like anime. Have you seen Noragami Arigato?"
>check out her profile
>shes fat
b3ggars can't be ch00sers
>expecting qt girls who like anime to fall out of the sky and onto your dick
>>27675566
women want real pleasures, fake risk, danger, effort.
Remember that whatever women do with men, it is to extract the most pleasures for themselves and leave the most ricks and effort to men.
Women live through free leisure and in particular through their orgasms. this is why liberals talk about orgasms since the 70s and before.
The problem is that not enough men are delivering orgasms.
ONS for women has a poor yield. How to judge a guy that he will get you wet ?
well you have...
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Can someone do this xray for me? It shouldn't take much effort
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new meme :DD i call it le beautymask xD
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Hello
This way I would like to request girls browsing this board to let me have sexual intercourse with me.
I would like one nice girl to let me insert my penis into her warm, vet hole in order to pleasure me,
I am very polite and nice boy and this is not my primary obsession I just want little fun sometimes.
Please answer me so we can arrange our meeting.
Thank you very much I am waiting.
>>27675493
Dude you're gonna be drowning in pussah tonight
Bitches love confidence, except when you are not chad
>>27675631
I am very good looking and handsome, I also have big muscles I think girls like that.
Also my penis is big
>>27675679
Money talks bullshit walks faggo, either you post proof with timestamp or shut your fucking trap
also
>>/soc/
THE WAIFU-age is coming
ITT:claim your waifu for laifu
GALKOI'm mulatto hopefully that will be enough for her. No BBC tho.
It was an april fools joke
People who post their waifu online are [literal] cucks. KEKS!
Could I impress a grill at work with a new Apple Watch?
>>27675368
one of my online /tg/ bros bought a shitty $40 watch, but because it had a wooden face and a leather strap, girls thought it was really expensive and classy. That watch got him laid.
He works at Chik Fil A and is 18 years old though, so maybe it only works on jailbait.
>>27675382
that's because it's not about the watch being valuable, it's about it LOOKING like it's valuable. A grill won't be impressed with you having it, but she will be impressed with the fact that you have enough money to blow it on something fancy
>>27675382
I have two watches, each over 1000e and no one has ever commented.
Im clearly doing this wrong
Anyone else not feel sorry for women when this happens to them?
That's the price they pay for rejecting hundreds of guys in their lifetime while doing no work in dating. That's the price they pay for being intrinsically desired while men are intrinsically invisible.
That's justice.
I wonder if he posted here
>>27675285
I get sad because men get in prison for killing women.
>>27675301
Of course he did, he's OP
No manlet threads today boys? Come on, I don't feel insecure enough
>tfw 5'5"
I'm 5'2. It no longer bothers me. I guess I've transcended.
>>27675217
5'2" master race reporting in.
How are the rest of your body proportions? I find my arms are much too long compared to my legs
>>27676669
I'm 5'6 and same. I have ape proportions. I bet I could literally branch swing without much effort.
Guys and girls, would you date a mute person? Why or why not?
>>27675184
Yes, I'd actually prefer a qt deaf girl desu.
>>27675234
I meant mute but can hear. But deaf girls are cute too.
>>27675184
no i want to hear her scream when i pound that assimblying i can pleasure a woman with my small dick
>tfw you fell for the "getting a job will make you happy" meme
What's up bros. I finally got my first job, and it pays pretty well. The problem is that I feel more depressed than ever:
>early mornings
>stress and boredom
>social interaction, and lots of it
By the time I get home, I crawl into bed and browse 4chan on my phone, too tired and depressed to even sit in front of my desktop computer.
The NEET life was...
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>he works in the morning
hahaha work close shift nigga. 4/5pm til 10:30/11pm. solid 6 or so hours so you will make near full time after five days, and you naturally go to sleep around 12am anyway so just in time to get off work, have a bite to eat, and sleep.
>>27675161
Get a job you like and be financially independent.
>>27675204
>>27675205
I'm not him but both of these are not reasonable suggestions.
You can't pick what time you have to work and can barely pick what job you have. For a job to be one that he would want then probably loads of normies also want it and will take it.