By which criteria should I choose bf to get stable and comfy relationships?
What should I do to get comfy and stable bf?
Please, I need your advices, r9k, I know people here are pick up masters and guru of harmonious relationships with autists and people with mental problems.
Be yourself, that's how.
>>27678843
Make sure he's popular with guys and other girls, well-spoken and fun.
>>27678843
why are you even asking. unoriginal ass comment
Ok guys I really need advice now.
My sister recently had a baby and her boyfriend is living with us, he is a normal policeman, the guy is serious all the times and I had little interaction whit him because I rarely leave my room.
This morning I woke up in the middle of the night because some fuss downstairs, he was yelling really loud to my sister while my mom and my other older sister were yelling at him, I couldn't hear clearly what was the discussion about.
At some point he punched my sister apparently ans she hit the ground while my mom cried, my other...
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R9k crisis hotline. Do you want me to fuck your shit up?
>you were sleeping
>you are a robot
Robots have no responsabilities in relational problems. Stop wanting to be a normie.
>>27678892
But its my family. Some relatively unknown guy is making drama in our place and my safe space and I shouldn't involve?
Wouldn't that same situation make you mad as fuck?
Would you swipe right?
>>27678753
Yes
My profile says "No degenerates"
Hell yeah shes perfect
No. Tattoos on women are degenerate.
Guys I have a problem. I got a normalfag job as a receptionist at an office but I don't know what to do. I smile meekly and greet employees and guests but its not enough. I am already sensing the nornalfags judging me for not making them feel joy joy feelibgs 24/7. a few have even come up to me saying "you hangin in there" its only a matter of time before managment replaces me with generic stacy clone #22537. Quick how do I act in a way that will appease the normal masses????
>>27678747
You don't.
Enjoy being weeded out of the gene pool by starving to death
>>27678779
Its not fair mang. It doesn't impede the efficacy of the completion of tasks why should personality matter. This is social discrimination right here
>>27678848
Become trap desu familia
So I'm a 30 year old, 6'3", 190lb bald white male who's decently in shape, /fit/ enough that I'm happy when I see myself in the mirror.
I have a college degree and plan on teaching abroad. I studied Asian cultures/language/histories. I love anime, but I'm not a weeaboo. I currently teach in a local school in the states, but only for the next few months (before I leave to teach abroad).
I know I'm not a robot by most standards, but I dated a really cute girl almost a decade ago and she was unbelievably like I'd imagine a fembot...
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Red flags?
>he studied "Asian culture " in college
>>27678776
I've wanted to work where the money is and China had/has a growing economy. Am I dumb for learning something that might get me a high paying job? That's what college is for 99% of those who go there.
Some of the courses I took:
Mandarin
Cantonese
Japanese Politics
International Relations
Chinese Culture and Religion
East Asian Powers
etc etc etc
You're currently a huge faggot.
Is your mom hot? How do you deal with it (for example, when you notice your firneds lust for her and would love to fuck her).
>>27678719
she's 61, so nope. old and busted. from the pictures I've seen she was pretty plain even when young
>>27678719
yes. just fuck her, like everyone else does.
>>27679501
post pics of her, fag
I had to grow up with these fucking shitrats in my house. Every night they would fucking meow outside my door and scratch it up. My mom kept the litter box in the kitchen so it always smelled like shit. We had 3 cats, 2 of them would puke and shit in their "hiding spots."Usually behind the couch or on top of the arm rest. Then there were the times that I would wake up to having one of the cats puking up worms on my chest. Took those fuckers to the vet but the medicine only worked for a few months every time.
Cats have no use being inside. They shouldn't...
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"Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness...
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>>27678785
Lovecraft wrote some amazing literature but he always tried way too hard to dress shit up. He's like a politician in that sense. Assuming if you don't like cats you must love dogs is pretty fucking stupid. For someone so intelligent he was really dumb sometimes.
>>27678890
>>27678785
Exactly what I was going to write desu. I love his style but the content itself is laughable.
I identify with this album so fucking much.
>first song: It's about getting anxious out in social situations
>song 2: feeling like your life is out of control
>song 3: you try to make a change but you accomplish nothing, same as every other day
>song 4: getting cucked
>song 5: trying to convince yourself it's ok that normies don't like you
>song 6: the name of this...
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>>27678548
Yeah I like it too, not a huge fan of psychedelic but this album got me.
>>27678598
>not a huge fan of psychedelic
>enjoys Tame Impala
huge surprise here
>>27678644
I like phsyc and they're pretty good
Most /mu/cunts won't even embrace the kings of the genre (which are Cream)
>6 figure salary
>2016 AMG E63 S MB
>24K gold-plated Galaxy S7 edge
>$600 earbuds
>expensive brand clothes
>no one even noticed im there
you sound lame as fuck. I hope you kill yourself
>>27678536
You are just....'not there'
>Samsung
U fucked up right there
If I killed myself could I pay you guys to attend my funeral to make it look like I had friends?
>>27678474
I would go even if you didn't pay me, assuming you lived even remotely near me.
>>27678474
You couldn't pay people enough to pretend to like you, filthy NEET virgin.
Don't worry, no one else will go to your funeral. It would be like it had never happened
>>27678474
if u want an international friend at your funeral u can pay for my ticket+ 5 days of living expenses. I would like a vacation.
>one of the greatest men in history
>his vast empire, innumerable military victories, and meritocratic civil code helped shape the world into what it is today
>and yet the first thing that comes to people's mind when they think of him is "manlet"
>his ostensible short height takes precedence over literally everything else he's ever done
Face it, boys: you are fucked. You could single-handedly build a homemade spacecraft and...
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But he wasn't actually a manlet.
>>27678463
He was taller then average for his time.him being Manlet is British propaganda
>>27678820
by his time's standard he wasn't
ITS APRIL. WHY THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING?
FUCKING CANADA
>>27678448
Beats my country. It was the year's first truly warm and sunny day, immediately, everyone became 500% louder, people started hammering shit, women were crying, babies everywhere and why the fuck are the streets suddenly so crowded? Fuck I hate spring and summer.
Do you live on the east coast friendo?
Well it's not too unusual, especially for Canada. I'm guessing you're young? Not to say you're stupid, but you probably havent loved through a lot of seasons to see it. Here in Ohio it's been going from 70 and sunny to 25f and freezing, which is definitely odd as fuck.
Would you an Asuka Shikinami Langley?
>>27678437
i never watched neogeo robot fighter, but i hear shes a good fuck and has aryan decent despite her horrid PMS.
She is the worst charicter of the show and I much rather beat the shit out of her then fuck her.
Though it would be funny to hate fuck her while Shinji was in the next room with the door open.
>He doesn't think Misato is best girl.
Enjoy your womanchild and autistic representation of your mother degenerates.
Have any of you tried joining a Fraternity? Did you like it?
>>27678366
Yeah. I was part of 1 for 3 months
The people are chill, but there is a lot of the "bro" culture. If I could give advise to anyone thinking to join, go for the 1 that seems the most relaxed to you. Not the 1 that has all the "prestigious" awards and definitely not the 1 that seems to be filled with awkward faggots.
And yes, you have a much better chance of meeting girls than your average college student. Granted, most of them will be stereotypical sorority sloots
That being said, make sure you can dish out a few hundred dollars every month. It's true that you pay for friends and when you leave, none of them give a shit. I had 1 guy talk to me like 2 weeks after I left, but no one else, not even the guys trying to get me to join, ever said a word. Just uncomfortable glances at each other.
All in all, if you don't mind having to pay a few hundred dollars every month and having to go to little club meetings every Sunday, frats can be a good thing. You essentially cheat your way into a good job based on their connections. Just keep in mind that relationships will never be in depth or long term when you leave (for both men and women)
>>27678735
*Just keep in mind that MOST relationships will never be in depth or long term when you leave (for both men and women)
>>27678366
I know a guy who's in one.
They have communal showers. Like, one big room with shower heads where everybody gets naked and showers together in this one big room.
That's a fucking deal breaker for me. Never mind all the other shit about frat life, I could NOT handle communal showers.
>people on this board unironically want a gf
like why...
True, boys are so much better :3
>cuddling is great
>sex is great
Did I mention holding a girl is one of the greatest feelings ever? So squishy and soft everywhere.
Watching her face as you enter her.
So fucking cute.
Inb4 "she's just in it for money" "she'll fuck chad" "she's a used up whore"
>I'm a poor college student
>she's really shy
>she's a virgin
>>27678311
I already have one.
I don't know why I'm here