I'm gonna use Snapchat for the first time and try to get laid somehow.
What name should I use?
snapchat > tinder
imo
Jesus Christ this is the most robotic post since the Sandy Hook shootings
>>27682033
For getting laid or just in general?
I've been working for about 6-7 months and have $12000 in my bank account. I live with my parents and have no idea what to do with it
Keep saving up and eventually buy a sexbot.
Buy nice clothes.
Keep saving until you can buy a house
never tell anyone what you have
>Sperglord but in reasonable shape
>Normie brother gets me to make a tinder profile
>Use it, get the occasional match but the conversation never goes beyond 2 texts as expected
>Normbro takes my phone for a couple of hours and lands a date with a girl via my profile
Now what? The girl's fucking cute, but I don't know what the fuck to talk about or do on a date.
Pay for the date like a cuck
Tinder was made so the goym jew can profit and feminism may prosper
>>27681949
Let your brother TAKE your identity.
He landed it, it's obvious they like each other.
There's no point in pursuing a girl that likes you for your brother
>>27681994
this.
the best you can hope for is to threesome this chick with your brother man.
My gift of self is raped
My privacy is raked
And yet I find
And yet I find
Repeating in my head
If I can't be my own
I'd feel better dead
>>27681805
What's with all the sucky poetry lately?
The point is to tell something profound without using too many words. The point is not to tell something that could be said in a sentence in as many words as possible to form a poem.
Say it with me instead of writing this garbage poetry. It's quite simple and you need not extrapolate it unless you are writing a book.
>I want to die
>>27682994
It's a song. From the early 90s.
The picture is related.
>>27682994
1. That's not even what the fucking lyrics mean.
2. As someone who normally hates poetry, I think it's at least decent if not good.
>tfw only source of pleasure is music and food
I'm not even fat or in bad shape, I just really like the taste of food and sweet drinks. That and music are the only things that make me feel anything. Anyone else know this feel?
>>27681766
that feel of being a hedonist? nah. I have self control and the word of God. go fuck yourself
>>27681790
I don't overindulge, faggot.
coffee + some sugary snack is literally the best part of my days.
Hey fellow robots! I made this thread yesterday and it was pretty popular. So drop in, share a story or pic and if you're close to the 44077 area and want to explore with us, leave an email!
I also saw quite a few people that were urbex virgins that wanted to start doing it but weren't sure how to. That got me thinking. My friend and I have been pursuing this hobby since we were around 11 years old. We are 22 now and still going strong! We talked it over and we decided that we want a solid crew of likeminded people to urban explore with us.
We know of...
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I'm from Georgia and I'm always down for urbex, I do videos on it. Contact me on Skype, it's my namefag.
>>27681907
Will do. Got a Youtube channel?
>>27682019
Yes, I do a series called 'Explore' where I go and venture around weird places. It's kind of new and a little autistic but a few robots like that I make them and consider them /comfy/, so u will do anything to keep em up.
I do not like to shill, but since you asked I'll link.
https://youtu.be/3bPrNLz-kAU
Skip to the bridge, maybe 3 mins in if you want to cut out the silliness/character
Daily reminder, if a girl ever calls you a nice guy you have no chance except for sloppy 30th's
>>27681582
I can't seem to get past the "creepy" phase
that image is barely readable
>>27681642
>enlarge the photo you dimwit
>>27681636
stop coming off as creepy then
I'm sick of this shit.
Give me step by step doable guide that is compatible with autism.
Everyone, literary everyone does this so it shouldn't be hard.
P.S. I don't have many friends and I have social anxiety bad enough to not let me ask random girls out.
>>27681562
Get drunk, and then ask random ugly girls on the street
>>27681632
I don't want to be put into jail for some sort of made up sexual harassment crime. But alcohol may helps otherwise.
Make conversation with girl for fifteen minutes, ask for number, text her asking if she'd like to hang out, hang out with her at coffee shop, if it goes well text her again asking if you can come over to her house and watch the new trendy Netflix show, go to her house, ask if you can check her breasts for lumps to ensure she doesn't have breast cancer, then enjoy sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of successful reproduction.
How many robots have tried MDMA?
It allows you to feel what its like to be normal and genuinely content for a few hours
Experienced drugfag here who's bored and enjoys answering robots questions
Other than that, drug general I guess
How do pillpoppers and the like prevent their dilated eyes from being damaged? I know people still do MDMA at outdoor concerts and stuff, seems dangerous.
Absolutely. The first time I tried MDMA it was absolutely amazing, I genuinely felt happy and like a normie for the first time in my life.
Every single time after that I've gotten some shitty meth/research chemical stimulant sold to be as "the purest molly dawg" and it feels like an awful dirty amphetamine.
I wish everyone could do real mdma once in their life, because the shitty fake street molly is absolutely awful and can turn someone off of it.
>>27681571
>How do pillpoppers and the like prevent their dilated eyes from being damaged? I know people still do MDMA at outdoor concerts and stuff, seems dangerous.
What do you mean? There's no real danger that comes with having dilated pupils, if anything it means you're more cautious as bright lights will be more painful to look at than they would be sober.
I just deleted my oneitises' contact and all traces of her.
Will it get better robots?
>>27681482
As long as you adapt to the Creepy Susie life, all will be fine
>>27681482
yes
become more emotionally independent, maybe start doing something creative to express your feelings through ways other than words, such as music
>>27681482
eventually, but you have to stop thinking about her too. then it gets better once you finally are willing to do that.
Can we please have a LDR stories thread? Please?
>>27681429
All comfy and ready for some stories
>>27681489
Thanks for joining us.
Hopefully some of us have some LDR stories.
>>27681429
>LDR
I think this thread is better suited for /diy/
LMAOOOOOOOO TRUUUU XDDDDDD
>>27681411
Was this made by one of Maisie Williams friends?
>>27681411
This is the type of pic where women tag their ''friends'' and comment ''haha totally you.. jk love u)''
>>27681457
its more like "honestly literally you!!! lmfaooooo truuuu"
Any thread that tells you something like:
>why don't you just do x (date older women, be a cuck, smoke, buy this product, live in the big city, join this group, give up and become a girl/loser)
Are all shill threads. Do not take their advice.
Also don't take the bait when you see an interracial jealousy cuckbait thread
>>27681344
who paid you to post this man
>>27681367
Vincent K. McMahon
>>27681344
>shill posting about the terrors of shills
Nice try, shill.
>get on bus
>how you doing?
>thank you
Dammit
>>27681008
I'm so tired of people feeling bad about this. You're thanking the bus driver for asking your how you are. Nothing weird about that. Don't beat yourself for not "answering" his "question".
>>27681008
One that always haunts me
>grade 12, wearing a suit for a presentation
>walking down a hall and pass cute gril
>"hey anon, nice suit!"
>"SURE!"
>keep walking
I still cringe so hard thinking about this
>>27681008
Why would anyone boil a sammich?
ITT: We talk about how lonely we are and give each other comfort and lots of (You)s
I have just recently become lonely again following a breakup.
Honest, loyal and loving bot looking for a good home.
>>27680944
I haven't had the warm embrace of anyone for many years. I have been on my own living in a 1 bedroom apartment in the ghetto for the last 6 months. I don't leave my apartment because I don't want to get shot by some gangbanger. My apartment has holes in it from bullets so I know one of these days if I don't get out of here I will be hit in the crossfire of a shooting sitting in my room.
>>27680944
I've been lonely my entire life, all I've ever wanted is someone that genuinely loves me and enjoys being around me, but it always manages to elude me.