WHADDO WE WANT?!
g...gf?
I want to be lauren mayberry's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic...
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>>29843346
Mulan is the type of story that could only have happened in East Asia.
>be black
>frequently make shitposts about black women being ugly just to bully and trigger the femanons and attentionwhores
>secretly desire a qt introverted black gf who enjoys vidya
>>29843299
>frequently make shitposts about black women being ugly just to bully and trigger the femanons and attentionwhores
if you really wanted to bully femanons and attentionwhores you would make threads bullying white women or just women in general
there's simply way more white women here than black, like, if you make a thread specifically bullying Tongan woman, you think anything is gonna be achieved?
>Be white
>Constantly make jokes about niggers
>call people and things care traitor as a joke
>secretly in love with a qt Black gril
>>29843341
they get the most triggered
also i've made threads talking about how asian pussy is superior to white pussy, but i like to spice things up every week
Best fast food coming through
all yum! foods is shit tier.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yum!_Brands#Brands
>>29843178
Incorrect, the attached is clearly the best.
>>29843178
>cheesy gordita crunch
>crunchwrap supreme
GAME. SET. MATCH.
Tell us something you wished someone would have told you before you had sex for the first time.
Make sure it isn't with a crazy person who will ruin your life.
>>29843174
It's not as good as you think it is.
jerking off is better.
the best position for both people is doggy style.
no one wants to talk afterward, let alone listen to you crying about hiding under your blankets as a child and pretending to be homeless to cry yourself to sleep.
I'm Taylor, im a 19 year old girl who just started twitch streaming. My username is
TaylorAlaska
right now we are playing Orion, gonna be playing other games too!
I'm trying to get it set up so it works right, do I have to add a new shot to open my webcam? I tried that but the webcam showed up blue. Do I add it as a global source?
I am doing it to help make ends meet, as you see I was homeless for a year and I made a deal with a guy to exchange cleaning for a place to live until I get a job, but he broke the deal off and wants me out after two weeks. I was homeless because I was trying to escape an abusive family, so I don't have anybody to help me out. Things can get hard to afford. I've applied to Wendy's, Walmart, Target, DollarTree, Costco, Safeway, Roundtable, Subway, etc. I've applied to lots and lots of jobs but nobody wants to hire me yet, so I decided to give twitch a shot.
But it's not working right because it goes offline alot. If I set my max bitrate to 700, is that what makes it lag? As opposed to say, 900?
You guys don't have to donate, I really just like hanging out with you all.
You guys are the well-humored fun-loving people I like having around my stream.
I hope you guys can answer my questions so I can get into streaming!
>>29843166
thank you for your input
saged
>>29843166
can i stick my tung in ur pus-pus?false-flag operation
>>29843166
>im a 19 year old girl
No, you're that trash anon that got banned from /cuteboys/
Would you date a sjw?
Too moralfaggy, no thanks. I do things for fun
no. dumb wordview, boring personalities, and they all want to be dominated (but their understanding of being dominated to so lay in bed like a fish while the man ravages them)
i give SJW women a 1/10
>>29843157
>would you date a stupid and ignorant girl
no.
I want to duel someone to the death. Just how I wanna die, or live the rest of my life. Is there anywhere on the Earth where this is legal? I have a friend who said he wants to duel me. It would be with guns, cowboy style. Anyways I've got a friend in Singapore who could be the judge and we'd go there if it was legal.
Your life belongs to the jews. You can't do it.
>>29843164
Anyways I want out. And I want it to be cool when I go. You know?
Why worry about the legality? One person loses, the other offs themself, and nobody has to care anymore.
Who else here has a fetish for well-done and obvious makeup? I don't know why, but it's hot to see a girl put on a bunch of makeup? Anyone else get this?
Yes because I crossdress.
yeah but for clown makeup
>>29843131
It must be nice to be able to get it up to the most trivial bullshit.
lovers and haters of the obese please post about fatties, videos, stories, pictures. real obese people pls contribute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdNZ4uhxXRY
I've been watching episodes of My 600lb Life a lot recently
Just got under the obese BMI level yesterday too. Feels good man.
>>29843129
I'm fat and I fucking hate fat people, they're so fucking gross.
>>29843156
everyone give it up for anon!!! im glad your getting healthier! keep it up.
Fembots, how much did I fuck up?
I basically just told a girl who likes me that I have feelings for our mutual friend.
Well, if you wanted to ever have anything happen with that girl, or for your feelings to remain secret, badly.
>>29843124
invite em for triangle
>>29843186
Well shit
Should I tell my crush that 'do you think I made a mistake telling my friend who likes me that I like her friend'? As sort of an indirect heads up to be aware of any possible future slander.
If she kills my chances somehow with my crush I'm gonna stop seeing both of them and just date my friend's gf's sister instead. Dont need this drama.
TFW you realize there is a rape club in las vegas
sometimes referred to as club secret, costs thousands and thousands to be a memeber.
There are usually only one or two nights a month when there is a show.
Amateur girls are given tens of thousands of dollars to get gangbanged by 2-10 guys for an hour or so in front of an audience of around 200 wealthy people.
Everyone is transported to the secret location in a blacked out limo and must turn over their cell phones before leaving for the club. It is located somewhere around 10 minutes off the strip.
During some...
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>>29843117
one of the accounts
>>29843117
another talking about the rape
that does it
i'm swallowing the redpill
So at the wizard age of 30, ive just discovered im dyslexic.
Suddenly all my failing at school, losing job after job, shitty time reading books, and pretending to understand verbal commands given to me all make sense.
Seems like its too late for me now. WTF do I do now that Im a confirmed special ed?
Who here gets by on dyslexia and how do you deal?
>>29843110
I have Dyslexia. Fortunatly my mother works with dyslexic kids. (she and my dad have it too. So I got the shit genes)
You can compensate Dyslexia. At least, my mother forced me to do it.
I couln't read well, and she made me read thoose weird books that were supposed to help me. (I can't remember well, I was like, 5 or 6)
It was like hell. For 5 years everynight it was pages and pages of this weird stories with weird ass words that all looked like one another. But now I can read somewhat...
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>>29843467
The verbal commands thing is like the reading thing to me.
I used to ask people to repeat what they just said to me 2 or 3 times because i wasnt getting the first couple times.
Theyd wnd up getting fed up and write me off as an idiot. Eventually I stopped doing that and started just nodding and hoping to figure out what needed to be done on my own or through others.
>>29843467
>i had an extremely priviledged upbringing where I had all the support I needed to overcome this problem, so you should be able to do it too even though you're already 30 and the bulk of your neuroplasticity is long gone
this is basically:
>works for me ;)
>playing chess with dad
>fuck up and audibly say "fuck me in the ass dude"
does he think i'm gay now?
>>29843106
>does he think i'm gay now?
yes
>>29843106
Stop saying stuff like that all together so you don't make that mistake again...like at a job or college interview or anywhere else where you're required to be civilized.
>>29843106
>"fuck me in the ass dude"
So what are you guys doing this weekend?
>>29843097
Why is that nigress doing that with the popsicles?
Is the nigress trying to symbolize something?
>>29843114
She was just hungry you creep!
Watching boxing and playing league of Legends
Who last 20$ bill here?
>$22.47 left
no source of income
time to suicide
plan a BE, if you are on your last dollars and contemplating death I don't think morals should hold you back
worst case scenario you get thrown in jail, in which case at least someone outside of your circle of friends/family will find your body quickly
>>29843065
Just be yourself and everything will work out bro
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