>tfw skinny manlet with girly bone structure
>tfw you will never be taken seriously
feel you
as if its not bad enough i am almost 7 feet tall but have tiny girls hand's and a small head
>>27691453
if you cant grow taller, then you must adapt, overcome. grow wider. hit the gym. become something to be reckoned with
why don't you bulk and get /fit/ then ?
>"h-h-hi...anon..uh like..like maybe you wanna dance?....with..me?"
>I have to leave because I'm actually depressed, bye.
>>27691440
If you get 200 lbs liposuctioned off we'll talk until you get fat again.
>>27691440
my friend is mormon and they had dances at their church when we were kids, and one time I went with him and this fat chick asked me to dance and then asked for my phone number but I gave her the wrong number
Tommorow I have job interview for a retail job, but I am so scared that if I get the job I will fail at it.
>tfw social anxiety strikes in
How do you fellow robots get jobs?
>>27691423
>How do you fellow robots get jobs
Simplepic related
Retail jobs aint shit man, anybody can acquire jobs like that. They're the only type of jobs I've worked before. Just remember that nobody gives a fuck about you so just do your job and do it well. You will be praised. Remember also that you are helping yourself by throwing yourself out there. The best way to get rid of anxiety.
Everything will go better than you expected and you will feel so damn good after every shift you accomplish. Oh, also KEEP BUSY .. it's important. Time will go by much faster this way.
Good luck.
>Tomorrow I have a job interview
Get out of here, you normie scum.
Who /filthy nigger/ here?
I just want to be WHITE. I fucking hate myself.
Quit being such a faggot. You're black. Deal with it. Groveling at the feet of white people just makes you pathetic.
>>27691403
Just pick up your free white pussy
Just don't act like a nigger then. Problem solved.
Although I guess you'd still have like 80 IQ but w/e.
Can depression be cured?
I prescribe sunlight and alcohol
>>27691402
With the right kind of medicine, any ailment can be cured.
It never truly goes away.
who /has drivers license/ here?
I could have gotten it years ago, but anxiety has stopped me from doing so. I've realized I need my license for things such as going to work, etc etc. So I'm going to make an appointment to get it sometime this month.
Anyone got tips? It seems most people fail their first time. I've read the book tons of times and I got a lot of practice behind the wheel with my moms car but now she has a truck so I might have to practice with that a bit more. I might ask a family member if I can borrow their
I didn't fail my first time.
The two most important things are awareness and control of your vehicle.
Once you are confident that you know where everything is on the road at all times and can manipulate the vehicle very well driving becomes a breeze.
here
focus on staying in your lane and watching your speed
make exaggerated head motions when you look in the mirrors, don't just glance
don't be too nervous, you'll make mistakes that will gradually add up and make you fail if you do
just try to relax
>>27691224
I don't know anyone who failed their first time.
it's easy as fuck, anon. if you fail the test your first time you really shouldn't be driving at all.
what are the benefits of stopping coffee consumption?
Supposedly if you don't "use" the energy caffeine gives you, it causes anxiety. So presumably your anxiety would go down.
your piss will stop smelling like coffee
>or does this only happen to me
>>27691196
I could think a lot better.
I don't understand why my parents keep asking me why I don't go and get a gf. They fucking raised me. They know I never learned to socialize at the playground. They know I have no friends and never had. Why do they keep asking this? Is it so hard to accept that your son is forever alone? Is ignorance bliss or something?
>>27691178
Sounds like you are just lazy bro
>>27691178
They have this crazy idea that you managed to better yourself over the years instead of being stuck as a child your whole life
>>27691178
In the unlikely event you stumble across one and don't need it, I'd appreciate it.
Thanks in advance keepcalmposter.
This board is the weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life.
The "robots" bully the "failed normies" for not accepting their lot in life and trying to improve.
Like, it's a competition to be the biggest fucking loser and if you aren't giving up on existence you don't belong here.
>>27691137
m8 you haven't even seen places like wizardchan. i got banned from it because i mentioned that i went to a party once.
>>27691137
Yeah, it's pretty astounding.
I come here sometimes not to relate, but to laugh at the spectacle.
>>27691202
I'm a former robot, and I come here to try to talk some sense into anyone. Occasionally I might post on a woman hate thread that women are people just like men, and I hope that at least one person reads that and relates to it.
Be honest, you want this don't you?
Which one am I?
Yeah, I would love to wear those socks. Look comfy as hell.
Apparently she visited a club right near where I live last month or something. I wouldn't mind meeting her sometime. Give her a hug and a handshake or something. Definitely couldn't afford her.
Is issei a chad or is just rias's beta orbiter?
Doesn't even matter, the show is ecchi normie trash.
>>27691324
Ahh why the hell do you call the show normie trash.
>>27691324
This, you can smell the fucking obesity, too.
Get some better fucking taste faggot OP
If a woman says, "Be easy" to you, what do you think this means?
>>27691038
It means don't be hard.
I don't know, I would construe it as "At ease" probably. Depends on the situation
>>27691038
>what did she mean by this?
No fucking idea champeroo.
But for 500, what is laughing, smiling and picking up on flirting. Good luck with that if you're as retarded as I am around women.
Will anyone sing The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkle with me.
I've had a really really rough day and I need some (you's)
When I was younger and I had a bad day my father would sing this song to me.
I'll start:
I am just a poor boy.
Though my stories seldom told.
>>27690996
I have squandered my resistance
For a pocketful of mumbles,
Such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear...
...And disregards the rest.
Fuck.
>>27691051
When I left my home
And my family,
I was no more than a boy
In the company of strangers
In the quiet of the railway station,
Running scared...
Are you all right anon? Would you like to talk about your day?
Lets have a robot accomplishment thread
>tfw i was able to hold eye contact throughout the entirety of the conversation
>>27690968
>tfw I completed my order without having to repeat anything
>>27690968
>>27691073
>these accomplishments
Fuck bros, I'm getting shivers over here
>>27690968
that's creepy as fuck, sorry
Fuck you, /r9k/ anon. You'd rather say "waaah I'm better than this!" than actually fix your fucked-up life.
> be robotanon
> can afford computer
> have internet access
> can afford shelter in which to shitpost
> can afford tendies to eat / protein
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>>27690925
Wagie Ragie: The Thread
>>27690925
So have YOU actually done anything or are you just lashing out here?
>>27691052
lol u r salty because u r loser!!!
but to answer:
> be me
> wake up early. tired. guzzle cheap coffee
> eat /tasty treat/ for breakfast, in the car because /late/.
> wagecuck for 9 hours
> gymfag for 1 hour
> working on online marketing because hot asians only fuck rich guys.
>...
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