Anyone else channel their anger of no gf to working out?
It's a long road, but at least I'm doing something.
>>27692257
>but at least I'm doing something.
haha, for what? your wasting your time when you could be shitposting on the internet desu
>>27692257
>moving a piece of metal up and down
>doing something
>>27692284
technically yes that is the definition of doing something
>tfw you'll never be as handsome as ted bundy
>>27692156
Looks like the dad from home alone, was watching the second one earlier it was pretty comfy, forgot my man rob schneider was in it
>>27692156
im straight, but im nearly gay for ted bundy. Glad im not the only one like this.
>>27692156
He is both ugly and not very charming. He actually has a very creepy demeener. You can tell he was a chronic masturbator.
my girlfriend just broke up me because she thought that i was messaging other girls, but i wasnt shes just extremely emotional and paranoid, she was the only thing keeping me on my feet and now its gone, everything always goes away and im just sitting here and getting drunk, i hate my life, i hate that she thinks the worst of me
wow dude your life sounds really rough
Damn anon, the fuck. Did you even try to prove yourself at all. She may have lied just to date a secret chad or beta orbiter lol.
Girls will be never paranoid of cheaters because they know that they will always never be lonly.
>>27692134
This post made me feel and I don't know what to tell you but here's a (You)
Maybe she'll come back when she comes down from her jealous rage
Any chads here?
I need advice. I'm not a bad looking guy, but I'm autistic and awkward as fuck and I just want a gf. How do I stop being such a berger?
accept your fate and stay buried in your lonely hole
>>27692062
get money
originull
>>27692062
> implying there is a cheat code to unlock success with women
>ignores the nice good hearted guy that protects her with his life and eventually saves their village and becomes hokage
>falls for the hot badboy and continues pursuing him even after he becomes a wanted criminal, attacks their village, and leaves her after she professes her love
is naruto based on a true story?
False
She would latch onto Naruto once he became Hokage because of his status irl
>>27692122
naruto marries hinata in the end
>>27692059
Yes because bestgirl wins
Is pulling multiple all-nighters dangerous for your health? I've done it earlier this week and I'm doing it again, I'm worried I might get something.
>>27691826
Well the story of that one asian dude who stayed awake for days to play vidya comes to mind
>>27691826
Don't do it if you can help it. Regularly getting less than six hours of sleep increases your chances of getting stuff like Parkinson's or Alzheimers. I used to pull all-nighters or skip sleep for a few days and it's not a good thing to do to yourself. I wish I hadn't done it when I was younger but it's the past now.
>>27691826
As long as you aren't taking in massive amounts of caffeine, your body will eventually get to the point where you can no longer stay awake and you will fall into a restful sleep.
So no, youre fine
Let's say you went back in time to highschool and magically could get your hands on guns without worrying about it. Would you have shot up your school?
live in texas so already had access to guns.
>>27691845
So your 16year old self had guns? You never once thought about shooting the bullies?
>>27691798
At one point yeah maybe.
I got put on meds pretty fast after breaking down and they nuked my memory, but I don't remember much anger. Maybe towards two or three people.
What anger I felt rapidly gave way to despair.
>be in school
>rarely talk to girls
>be in the same bio class as a 7/10 but adorable qt that actually talked to me and seemed to care about me
>felt ok
>she apparently had long hair that went down to her hips, but I was too interested in her to notice that specific detail
>finished bio exam and started next semester
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I doubt she had any respect for you to begin with so you didn't lose it, if anything it might have pushed you up a notch.
You're falling into a dumb trap where you think you have to know everything about her and compliment her on everything. IT'S A TRAP mentality don't do that; it's oneitis in the making.
>>27691769
>I doubt she had any respect for you to begin with so you didn't lose it, if anything it might have pushed you up a notch.
you think? but she was so sweet and caring whenever I talked with her.
I know the compliment situation is comparable to a bomb-defusal situation, but how was I supposed to get out of that?
>text jokes to a girl one too many times
>"Don't text me anymore."
>Makes fun of me in front of everyone in class several times
This was in college BTW.
Any robots thought of becoming a teacher I have never been good at anything in my life at least I could just baby sit a bunch of kids and mark assignments I'd like to do IT but it's dead.
I'm majoring in classical composition, and if I can't land a job scoring vidya, cartoons, or films or something, I want to be a high school or college music professor. Sounds pretty easy and stress-free. I'm not concerned about the income, since it's obviously livable.
>>27691749
Nice that sounds awesome I'm 19 currently doing nothing I have no job prospects but thought I could at least do English/History teaching here in Australia. Scoring for vidya, cartoons or film would be sweet but I imagine hard to get into.
>>27691794
Why not become an ALT in Japan? You're closer than me, just a stones throw away you lucky chap!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
come and stay for a while normie fREE since day 1
>>27691675
disregard this post, wrong link
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k
>>27691759
GET OUT OF HERE NOW REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27691759
Wrong link again (OP) had the correct one.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
What makes someone a Normie?
Is there a Normie checklist or something?
>>27691672
>attractive boyfriend/girlfriend (anyone can get a fat practice gf/bf)
>loads of friends
>go out at least once if not twice every weekend and occasionally during the week as well
>self-motivated to go into university and graduate to become a fucking whatever
>moving out of their parents' house at their early-mid 20s at the latest
>being...
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>>27691767
TOO GENEROUS
>>27691672
>isn't a virgin
>has any form of social media account
>has a smartphone
>has friends
IF YOU CAN PICK ANY OF THE ABOVE YOU NEED TO LEAVE
>>27691806
too autistic 2bh, loads of robots have ironic anime-faced twitter accounts, they've paid for sex with hookers or escorts or had a practice gf, and they just use their phone as a way to browse 4chan from their toilet or their bed.
Redpill me on tripfags, /r9k/.
All tripfags fall into one of three categories:
1. Young female histrionics
2. Anime avatar posters
3. Shitposters who want a claim on their shitposting empire
I'm not exactly impartial on the matter but personally I think category 3 is the only acceptable justification for using a trip
>>27691613
They are evil things.
What are the leaderboards for best and worst tripfags?
It's not gay to like a hot cock right?
its gay to like shops
>>27691612
if you like a male you're gay
it's a simple concept
>>27691612
>>/lgbt/
WHY DO YOU FUCKING SIMPLETONS LOVE COCK IF THE FAGGOT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WOMAN? AT LEAST IGNORE THE FUCKING DICK AND FUCK THE ASSHOLE AND MOUTH
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
I'M SO TRIGGERED BY THIS SHIT
What else are other robots /drinking/ tonight?
Got me some nice Jameson here, things are feelin pretty comfy. What about you guys?
Black coffee. I wish I could even afford $3 for a cheap Filipino tallboy 8%. Have a drink for me boys.
>>27691576
>>27691618
tfw no jameson to make an irish coffee
wow, guys. Thanks a lot for these feels.
>>27691656
I'm too lazy to make a coffee with it, it tastes alright straight
I wasted years in a virtual world, now I have nothing.
>>27691558
Then just stay in the virtual world to distract you.
Soon enough we will have VR anyways, so just placate yourself until then
>>27691587
once you're out it's hard to get back in
>>27691558
Which one? Originality