i want to have the level of self confidence that a cop or a politician has. What drug can provide this?
Stimulants mixed with calming chems. Use a combination of caffeine anhydrous 50mg, oxiracetam 600mg, and theanine 120mg.
Best of luck, anon.
Pretty much any stimulant. Cocaine or meth will be your best bets, depending on your area and what you can afford
>>27695127
Narcissists are attracted to politics and the police force. There is probably nothing you can do but game.
do you have nightmares?
>tfw couple times a week dream about again being in school
The only nightmare I have is when I wake up from a dream where I was cuddling with a qt girl and realize that there is no one else in bead with me.
feels had man
Yes, after reading real life paranormie stories about the wilderness with lights off alone at night.
The most fucked nightmare that I had recently was like a close up view of some doctor manipulating the head of a fetus and somehow twisting it to make it look like an alien, all the while it was alive and screaming in a kind of high pitched guttural voice.
Boyfriend just got me this robot top for my birthday and I love it.
wahhh wahh my anxiety is too bad!!
wahh wahh everyone is staring at me!!!!!!
wahh wahh i think im better than everyone
Look at me! I have social anxiety! HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY XD I'm such a nerd XD.
Yes I know this post is b8 but there really are people like this
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>>27695153
>tfw never can relax and am always worried about something to the point of panic attacks
>FUCKERS like this love to seem special and ride the cool wave of mental illness
These people need to fucking die because I would give anything to not have this bullshit. I want to be normal for fucks sake and all these people care about is seeming like they're unique. THEY MAKE ME SO MAD I CAN'T...
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I am temporarily high.
What about you guys?
I am permanently high.
>implying that permanent highs exist
You're a little too high, anon-san.
>>27695106
Cool. Are you a weed kingpin? How many marijuanas do you toke per day?
This is what I analised the whole night till early morning about myself;
I am the imaginary quantity equal to the square root of minus one, actually I am a being the same in quantity, size, degree, or value. The connecting vowel Chiefly forming words ending in -ana, -furious, -fic, -form, -fy, -gerous, -vorous is what I am. My name is an ancient or Latinized modern name like the names of animals and plants. Evangelio and I'm here as the earliest in time or order of development. My primary mentality or behavior is like a feeling of deep admiration for someone or...
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>>27694971
I'll 'analise' you in a minute if you don't shut up.
>>27694981
YOU BETTER SHIT IN YOUR PANTS EVERY TIME I PLACE ON ANYONE BREWSER A HIGH EXTREMELY RIGHTEOUS THING YOU COCKSUCKER CAUSE SOMEDAY I WILL FINALLY BE NEAR YOU SO YOUR NIGHTMARES ABOUT ME COMES OUT FOR REAL STINKY ASSHOLE AND AGAIN DO IT MOTHERFUCKER
You have autism kill yourself.
is it a autistic to do bicep curls with a 10 lbs (4.5 kilogram) weight every time I die in a video game?
>>27694959
use heavier weight.
If that's all you can do, no. If you can lift more you should, also increase it to 5 reps each death.
>>27694959
not really
I'd rather have players do that than start talking shit about everyone else when they die
Ask a Krispy Kreme wagekek anything
Do you get free donuts.
do you make the holes with ur dick
Do make the glaze with cum?
Hey robots, I am considering going to Taiwan or somewhere to try to get a 8+/10, virgin, Asian wife. I myself am:
>white
>blonde hair
>green eyes
>6'2"
>have a US and European passport
>have okay money
Does this work in places like Taiwan, or do you have to go to shitty Asian countries like the Philippines to do this(which would not be worth it in my opinion.)
>okay money
Only part that needs any change.
don't fall for it op
>thousandth first post in a row I'm muted
>>27694843
That's something I'm planning on changing, but would this plan work in countries like Taiwan or only in the shitty South Asian countries?
>>27693609
>go to psych ward
>mentally ill chad getting better treatment from the nurses
>mentally ill chad gets nice stuff written about him on the board
>mentally ill chad attracting all the girls
Haha! Time to end it.
>>27694817
Oh fuck I didn't mean to link that I can't do anything right
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>27694817
What's it like in a pysch ward? I've always wanted to know, but didn't want to ask the one person I know who was committed because she'd be offended
>>27694870
there's nothing to do and all the people are weird
Former robot turned normie here. I have been with 3 women within 6 months. I was KV before then, and browsed this board daily for 4 years.
AMA.
>>27694747
What you mean is
>I was just a shy social retard and I had no real problem preventing me from getting laid apart from my own stupidity
At which point I ask: what the fuck am I supposed to ask you since there's nothing interesting, relatable or useful you can tell me?
>>27694747
how many more women will you fuck before you realize all women are pieces of shit?
>>27694961
It's true. 100% of my problem was bad social conditioning.
And that's true for most people.
I've started understanding how to go from meeting a girl within my league to fucking her, and the formula is fairly simple.
What exactly is stopping you from getting laid if not social skills? There are always gonna be girls in your league no matter your physical condition.
>tfw she looks EXACTLY like me, but female
>tfw life could be so much easier but i lost the gender lottery
JUST
her fashion sense is pretty bad though, i would dress better.
Bruh just be a trap yolo man
>>27694653
i have a man's physique. there's no way i could compete with a real girl.
also i'd grow my hair longer than that.
>>27694627
>She Looks just like me
Post your face pretty boy
>work a menial job for little pay that im overqualified
>paying back student loans for a degree that didnt give me any employment opportunities
>donate money to the bernie sanders campaign to the point that i cant afford my living expenses
>protest at trump rallies and participate in black lives matter demonstrations in my free time
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>>27694598
Why would you be proud of that?
Sounds horrible to me
I hope Jesus comes back soon to fuck everyone
i feel insulted
shitty bait
Hey robots, wanna know how I turned my life around? With a simple trick.
>be me
>be (5'11, 180 cm)
>want to be taller
>start swimming
>start wearing boots with 2-inches lifts
>cut my hair like pic related
I now look 6'2 (186 cm) and I tower above most.
There, I found the cure to manletism.
Don't be afraid to use cheats to win. Life ain't fair.
>>27694523
Lol fuck that's pathetic. Literally the saddest shit I've read in a very long time.
>>27694523
Really? This is great advice. I'm 6'0 and started wearing Timberlands and I feel amazing actually being tall and towering over people. Breddy great.
>>27694545
It's that kind of thing that shouldn't really bother you but it does. You know OCD's? Yeah, it kind of works like that. It's not even insecurity, because I don't want to feel taller to "impress" others, I don't feel "puny" around other guys.
I just want to be big and tall. That's it.
You can hit the gym to become the former but not the latter.
Therefore kind of help is welcome.
Why are manlets always so angry?
>>27694494
They feel like they're the butt of every joke, I guess.
Tautology. The definition of "manlet" is someone angry and desperate about his height.
smaller brains. >mfw it's actually the reason
you can also do mental gymnastics and say that they get ignored so much they feel the need to be more aggressive to be noticed, or that you only associate manlets with anger because you associate children with anger/frustration.
Why is /pol/ the dumbest cancerous board? We literally had a thread where they said r9k was being invaded by """"shills"""" yesterday and it got 500+ replies
>>27694487
I've been trying to figure out wtf you're trying to say for 5 minutes now and I still don't know what your point is.
>>27694588
HAHAHAHHAAHA
WGHAT IS HE SAYING LOL!!!!
""""SHILLS""""" LOOL!!! WTF, POST DONT EVEN GET 500 REPLIES
>>27694487
Honestly, /x/ is even more retarded. Those autists will fall for any bait that you throw at them.
I mean you can literally make a thread claiming to be Satan or a time traveller and those idiots will eat it right up.
They are like /pol/ with more paranoid delusions and less reading comprehension.