>/r9k/ is literally him
>betas who cant handle reality and want to live in a virtual reality dream world
>wants their waifu
>both say edgy things
>both get cucked and put in the friend zone by Kakashi/Chad
And youre probably not even as fit as he is so youre even more beta. Its ok memers.
>>27699339
Madara did nothing wrong
>>27699339
To be honest I was lot more like Itachi than tobi growing up.
It's funny how a robot could go one of two ways.
Either become a full blown angst ridden sperg lord like Obito or fully embrace your robot nature and achieve your own level of normiedom like Naruto.
Don't want to spend another summer locked inside my room. How do I break the habit and what do you guys do during summers?
>>27699334
If you don't live in a total shithole, you can enjoy the summer weather and take walks while listening to music or podcasts.
>>27699334
Xanax.
origentle :DD
>>27699391
Live in England and the streets are fucking dirty. Local parks are decent but going there alone in the summer makes you a visible outcast.
Waisted the last 4 summers locked in my room and I sort of feel like I'm missing out on time I could do something fun
>be texting with a girl over facebook
>have a decent conversation going
>all of the sudden she stops responding
>didn't even read the message I last sent
>notice multiple times she's been online
>she's been liking shit on facebook
>this was 3 days ago
What the hell? Why do girls do this shit?
your conversation wasnt decent
>>27699340
Wasn't it? She seemed pretty engaged with it.
And yes, I do know what a conversation with non-interested girl looks like.
>>27699317
you weren't nearly as interesting as you think you were. If anything, she only replied to you in a "fun" way because she's nice
The religious Catholic women of SEA that used to stay virgins and lived with their parents until they got married are now being sold into prostitution for tourism as soon as they turn 13.
The western Muslims are liberating to fit in and turning into massive cock sucking whores.
The eastern Muslims are being raped and killed by their so called caliphate ISIS.
Where do I find a conservative virgin woman to marry these days?
>>27699283
You're posting porn and also you post on one of the shittiest boards on one of the most degenerate sites so you don't deserve a conservative virgin, nobody here does
>>27699336
t-thanks for the original comment
>>27699283
Women were ALWAYS roasties. No exceptions.
Hey fags, Chad here just stopping by to ask what happened to your "beta uprising". I laughed my ass off when I heard about it and then it didn't last long.
Ree3eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OOOOOOUUUUUTTTT
>>27699249
If you haven't heard anything new then good.
But some day you might be at work, you might be at school. You might even just be going to the shop. And then bang, bang, you're dead before you even realized it happened kiddo.
>>27699273
Fuck off Sperglord, how's your gf?
Who's here is /onlyson/
>tfw never had a older brother or a older sister to feel less lonely or had a younger brother/sister to pick on
>was only son until 15
>parents were divorced and both had sons with different people in the same span of 6 months
>I'm a tranny
>one of them is autistic
:^)
fuck OP, I don't know what I would have done without my brothers and sisters. We've been through so much together, there was a year where all 5 of us lived in a Toyota Camry and then we all got sent to different foster homes. that was easily the hardest time in my life, I'd never been away from them before. I'm the youngest girl and I'm also autistic so they were all pretty protective of me and that drove them nuts. I'd be a completely different person without them.
>>27699359
>fuck OP, I don't know what I would have done without my brothers and sisters. We've been through so much together, there was a year where all 5 of us lived in a Toyota Camry and then we all got sent to different foster homes. that was easily the hardest time in my life, I'd never been away from them before. I'm the youngest girl and I'm also autistic so they were all pretty protective of me and that drove them nuts. I'd be a completely different person without...
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Who /bored/ here?
I have no fun games to play or friends to talk to.
>>27699217
>this aint yo fucking hugbox mr.
i'm playing postal 2 right now, its a laff. also memelight drifter is kinda fun and memebound is getting a 1.0 update soon.
>>27701074
Want to get cuddly with my cock?
>>27701336
Yeah, I'm OP. My dick is in my pants right now. Why not nestle your face against my groin? It's warm.
FUTURE ROBOT FOUND
an actual poo in the loo.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3528124/Teenager-gave-birth-loo-NO-idea-pregnant-periods-didn-t-gain-weight.html
Remember robots, your life will never be as bad as his started.
>>27699203
>didn't think she would pregnant
Fucking hell, the Daily Mail really needs to hire better proofreaders.
Does that matter he will probably live a more successful life than Mr anyway.
>>27699270
Not sure what's funnier, the grammar or the fact this women doesn't understand even the basics of reproduction.
who /hiccups/ here? I went to bed with them and I actually woke up with them too. I have heard of people who has them for twenty years. Please help google remedys no good!!
breathe in DEEP. Like to the point where it hurts to take the slightest breathe in. Blow it all out till you can feel you're lungs fucking collapse, where no breathe comes out. You should be good after that because after all a hiccup is trapped gas trying to escape, which your body is doing by making you lung gag
>>27699211
thats what...hup... thats what they all are telling me. I feel like im going to be on the Today show. The lad with the never ending hiccups.
On the plus side the reasons im sad have gonw away I just need fucking help with this right now.
>>27699211
>>27699251
oh wait nevermind I did your technique and it worked. thank u anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfysPaZFEtY&nohtml5=False
>>27699092
Wow I'm infatuated
He's like the personification of the good parts of /fit/ and /pol/ combined
>>27699092
A bitch is still a bitch.
Worth nothing but shit.
Mangina that enable bitches behavior are the real beta. Though it is true that hating all women is stupid as fuck. Since you will never met all women. So I assume the good one is still out there somewhere. It is just way harder to find in our modern days due to how media and cultural norm affect us.
I wish I had a kitty.
Who else /angryallthetime/ here?
I always feel like screaming or smashing shit. Don't even know why.
>>27699050
I used to be like this but then I literally just stopped leaving the house so now other people cant piss me off if I'm never eve near them
>>27699050
Yeah you have a serious problem
>>27699069
It gets worse for me when I don't leave the house. I haven't left the house in 2 weeks.
>oh yes guys im in it for the games
>im not like your average gamer gurl, i really love the games
>well i enjoy zelda and mario they are my favourite games
>>27699020
>being this butt blasted about girls playing muh video games
fuck off back to /v/ you literal retard
>>27699035
>defending roasties
>defending the worst type of roastie in existance
Gb2reddit
>>27699035
>literal
>retard
Average boring gamer girl insult detected,
My sister have blue eyes, my dad aswell... Blue looks so much better, and its my favorite color.
WHY must I have brown eyes I hate it so much.
Wish there was a way to change eye color.
>>27698949
As far as I know there is actually a surgery you can get that lasers the melanin out of your eyes so they're blue.
>>27698949
Just get contacts famalam
>>27698949
What an autist. They're just eyes bro they won't make you look any better
Can we get a pledge?
Post in this thread and swear a version of this pledge:
"I WILL NEVER DATE NOR GIVE ATTENTION TO A FEMBOT, NO MATTER HOW THIRSTY I AM"
Raise your right hand and click post.
>>27698885
OkayI'm a girl btw
>>27698885
I hereby solemnly vow to never reply to any self proclaimed females on this board
This would honestly be such a better place if everyone followed this rule
They need attention too. Everyone is the same.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/spelling-challenge/
Set difficulty to fiendish
How good is /r9k/ at spelling?
I can't even understand what this bitch is saying
apparently /r9k/ is not very good at spelling
Couldn't even understand half of the words