If there is no god and we are incapable of seizing what we want why shouldn't we kill ourselves?
Since we can't advance we can only despair or be deluded into contentment. This is a useless existence, so we should turn over our wrists and slice them to attain freedom from this life.
>>27713000
Disregard god and atheism.
Chill out.
>>27713063
But if I do that I'll never have a shot at attaining what I really want and I'll sink into despair over the meaninglessness of my existence
If I don't do anything then there really is nothing
>>27713000
Nice trips.
There's no reason. What is reality but delusion though. There are no objective truths, only subjective interpretations.
You don't really experience the world. You experience an electrochemical mockup potentially fraught with error.
That we've achieved so much with so bad a grasp of true reality is miraculous. Even if you can't get a gf.
Hey /r9k/ I need to test a theory.
I want you to think of the features of your ideal qt dream girl - looks, personality, interests, etc
Okay, once you've done that, I now want you to think ofwhat you know what your mother was like when she was your age, including her looks, interests and personality.
Was there any overlap?
Kind of, only overlap is height. My mom was short, I'm short, therefore I want a short gf.
>>27712975
>Was there any overlap?
nope
>>27712975
I've seen pictures of my mom from even when I was little and she was pretty hot, I don't even need to think about it
I'll say Freud's right about why I'm into redheads but other than that I don't think she was my absolute ideal or anything
Who here likes the 1920s? It seems like a really comfy, cool time. Looked like fun.
>>27712944
another proof as to why whites can't be robot
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>>27712944
I'm more of a 1800s man myself.
I'd be living the dream, instead of the bleak existence I live now.
>>27713056
I've been developing this fantasy for the past few weeks
>you take your car to the mechanics
>she's the only one there
What do?
If she's the only mechanic there, I'd let her work on it. Clearly she'd know more than me on the matter
>>27712932
I guess I let her fix my car
>>27712984
>>27712993
You guys are stupid.
I would have sex with her
>go to library to get the next goosebumps book
>library clerk tells me not to come into kids section anymore
>if i want any books from kids section I'll need to call them and have them set it aside and then pick it up at the front desk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't blame them
Single childless unshaven smelly dirty 25 year old lurking around in the kids section.
They were probably getting a lot of complaints.
What are you doing reading goosebumps anyway? Grow up
>>27712900
You were probably staring at kids like a fucking autistic pedo. Kill yourself.
>not just downloading the ebook
This could've been prevented.
>>27712900
Post a picture op.
I get Childrens books relatively often, I make a point to talk with the children's librarian on my way out
Just did a big poop and got my mummy to wipe my bottom
>>27712874
Fuck, how'd you manage that? I havent gotten that in years
I love big poops
BIRABAN POOPY YAY
Would you? rabitblox
>>27712844
Would I what? He looks pretty manly looks like a ventriloquist dummy.
>>27712879
that is a woman
>>27712844
it looks like a dog
What do you guys do when you feel down.
Pic related, not mine
anime and comfort food
sometimes beer
>tfw your weed guy got busted and you're too autistic to find another one
Ha ha time to face the suffering that is my life head on!
>>27712886
I am honestly feeling sorry for you, I don't know what I would do without it.
What's your favorite porn website and type of porn?
Bing Video search engine
Incest
>>27712756
bing
brap porn
>>27712756
I prefer dogs and horses, but primates are fine too
Am I gay if I find girls who dress and act like guys insanely hot?
>Am I gay if I like girls?
No you moron
It would be gay if you liked transgendered girls though.
>>27712714
Likes the opposite sex ------>str8
Likes the same sex ------->ghey
No you're bi because in the next few years you're going to realize you want to date men
I shouldn't live
What's wrong anon? Tell me about it. Do you need a friend?
>>27712665
>being a weeb
you're right
I don't deserve to live either, OP.
Congratulations /r9k/, you have achieved the first level of enlightenment through your ability of introspection. most people never achieve this much, so you should feel some pride in making it this far. But don't wait too long before moving to the second stage of enlightenment, self improvement, or you may get stuck here and never managed to achieve self fulfillment and then true enlightenment!
>>27712643
Thanks fagget will do
>>27712643
w-what are the other stages?
Most people just skip over the first level and make it straight to the second naturally, don't they?
what's your take on the butt sniffing phenomena of the current year
>>27712606
There isn't one, butt tonguing on the other hand is all the rage apparently.
>>27712606
I want to lick widownaker's cute nose
>>27712606
>>27712747
Nigger memes spiraling out of control
Who /straighthair/ master race here?
Stay mad curlfags and wavefags
>>27712560
>implying being a curlfag isn't masterrace
>>27712560
I'd fuck you in the ass so hard you wouldn't be able to walk for weeks
Straight hair is GOAT for highschool but most straighthairfags start going bald soon or immediately after so thick and wavy wins in the end.
Who here 25+?
>be 25
>graduated 4 months ago but can't get a job
>no motivation to write more applications
>no friends
>quarter life crisis and no meaning, feel like im wasting away my life
>stuck in a rut of getting up and looking at chans
>seems impossible to leave the rut, feels like it's too late to try
>given...
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>>27712515
get a job as a cashier, clerk or security like everyone else already
i'm 25
just keep it up
i did, shitposting resumes and eventually i found a job
just keep it up
persistence is the key
also, get a shit job too.
>>27712515
>call it quarter life
>it's really more like 1/3
thanks for making me realize how short life is