>one chance at life
>born with low self esteem
>>27713905
This is taught not something you're born with
>>27713905
That's like how people say they're born gay. Infants don't have these concepts.
>born once
>not a qt dyke
>Was I a dick for this?
Aunt called and left a message telling me about a bbq they are having tomorrow. I had no plans to go anyway, I hate bbqs and social things like it.
Instead of just saying no, I called back and left a message saying, I dont attend bbqs where you just serve 80/20 ground beef, I only eat bison but thanks. I thought this would be better then saying just no, and has truth to it too, love bison
anyway i got a txt from my uncles son whos like 14 saying we didnt want you to come anyway we were just being nice.
This didn't actually happen
You're not really this inept
>>27713885
Well, looks like you just burned a bridge
Also, learn to small talk you mongoloid.
>>27713916
not trolling, if you knew me in IRL you would know i say shit like that all the time and pretty sarcastic and pretty awful in social situations on how to say things to people etc...
What's the point in working out if I'll never become as Chad as Rich? This man is everything I want in life.
>>27713845
>roided out white trash
Kill yourself
>>27713845
he looks mentally ill
>>27713845
you should ask him out, he looks like he's into protein
I pick strawberries for a living. On a good day I can do about 80 boxes or market crates. That's about $100/day. Any other robots here work agriculture?
How many hours a day does it take?
I work at a place that freezes organic vegetables
Do you eat the Strawberries when no one's looking?
Anyone else here that can't grow up?
I'm 20 but I still watch old episodes of adventure time and regular show.
Then I spend a lot of time playing video games and listening to jpop.
I don't even have a job.
Such a fucking loser. No wonder everyone hates me lol.
>>27713826
> No wonder everyone hates me
Iktf Anon I want to die, and stop being a waste of space to everyone
>>27713826
nah you are just gay, not the most fucked up man here so dont worry too much anon,
the only advice i can give to you
you are just 20, at least keep trying man because 20 or 30 years more like that would be horrible, surrender at 30 or i dont know
manchild thread?
What's the best way to let your dog know he needs to stop bullying you or else you will try to kick him out of my house?
if you're having issue with a dog you're gonna have to hit it
not hard, but they don't really learn from words or shit like people do, they only understand "If I do this thing, it hurts"
that's how I had to deal with my brother's dog and its biting problem, give it a nice smack when it bites so it knows you don't do that to people
I'm sure though that the autists who are in love with their dogs and want to be their dog's best friend are gonna have a heart attack though
>>27713824
god I know she's a sellout whore but I'd still rail jnig like there's no tomorrow
>>27713922
As long as I couldn't see her fucking man-face and giant receding hairline then it'd be okay I guess.
there's something wrong with me. i'm not entirely sure what it could be?
i mean it seems it's a 'natural' thing for humans to be able to attract a mate during their most fertile years but mine are just surpassing me. it's almost surreal that in four years i'll be a wizard i never suspected this dear god please show mercy.
i have crhons disease could it be that or just hat i'm ass ugly?
HAL PME
>>27713822
In this totally original post, I ask you:
Post pics
>>27713822
>another robot with Crohn's
Hello friend. You're the first person I've interacted with who also has crohns
>>27713908
yes i have it. i think it's the problem wiht me not being able to attract a mate is because they can sense i'm diseased.
i have a REALLY high libido just no outlet. you can messagem e on reddit or pm me on here to talk about it.
ps i'd really like to talk about it to see what it's liek for you
Post your deepest fears/ anxieties or hidden secrets you cant tell anyone
I think women who have slept with anyone but their husband are trash. I pretend that I don't care what others do, but honestly I hate them for it and given the opportunity will make their lives worse.
>>27713931
Why?
Is it anything to do with your frustrations with women?
>>27713958
No, I don't even hate women. I'm just very slow to trust people and when I see girls give up something so reserved that easily it makes me mad.
Idea guy here
I have an idea for a video game. Its a 2d platformer where the power ups are food. You can take any two foods and mix them in a recipe for potential superfoods. All foods can be made into a superfood, but not all foods yield good results. For example, a turkey buy itself will allow the player character to be able to take an extra hit, but will put them to sleep fow a few seconds, leaving him vulnerable. But you can mix that turkey with a pie crust and that will give you the health boost with no sleep side effect.
>>27713778
>its a 2d platformer
into the trash it goes
>>27713778
KEK
Post this on /ck/ please, watch the hilarity.
>>27713778
Bump.
Post some sketches of the idea.
Ughhh.... I just started my period, why have we not made a cure for this yet?
We have, it's called .45 caliber applied directly to your forehead.
we did, it is called being pregnant
it is also the only reason womyn exists
>>27713725
/thread
captcha: skyscr*per
Who else /virgin/ here?
>>27713697
what episode of KOTH is this?
>>27714624
The one where Hank Hill gets constipated
I was under the impression everyone on this board was.
Who /atlanta/ here?
Let's all go to Hurt Park and get murdered by hobos
Decatur here.
Fuck this gay fucking city and everyone in it.
>>27713695
What's so bad about it?
I really only spend time in downtown and the suburbs.
>>27713647
Feels good to be comfortably 1 hour away from Atlanta, in the far suburbs. north georgia, in a rich appalachian county with beautiful scenery, is the place to be.
i'm far away from you urban high-crime liberal niggers
Oh shit how do I not fuck this up?
Say that you're Optimus Prime
>>27713439
>19
Bitch looks 25
>>27713439
i thought you were made of sterner stuff
I just killed a bug.
feels bad man.
lol try yourself next
>>27713429
It might've been a bad bug though. Maybe abandoned his wife and kids and just got real mean, biting off other bugs' antennae, shitting bugshit all over a baby bird's worm meal, and knocking around dirt everywhere so the ants don't know where their hill hole is anymore.
I always feel bad. I kinda just stare at it's lifeless body for a bit before I throw it out.
Every robot that stays alone means one more roastie alone.
By losing we also win, just don't fall for chads leftovers.
>>27713406
This mindset will deny you access to orgies and also pre-orgy parties.
>>27713435
only degenerates have interest in those.
>>27713435
Who gives a fuck about what pieces of trash do? Have some respect for yourself.