>tfw suicide by consuming rhubarb leaves
>tfw suicide by consuming cherry pits
>>27719787
Takes too many senpai. A few rhubarb leaves apparently will kill you.
>>27719753
>tfw no apple seeds to an hero with
You have ten seconds to be as lewd as possible.
Wanna have consensual in the missionary position?For the sole purpose of procreation?
Where do you find the pictures of the anime girls making lewd faces with all the lewd text next to them?
Those are great desu.
>>27719601
Like this? No idea, saved this one in a vidya thread.
This shit is a meme right
yes, and an awful one at that
Back in like 2014 it was, but so was doge
the whole genre is a meme.
fuck, music itself is a bad meme.
Late night thread. Who /upallnight/ here?
real robot hours
smash dem mutherfuggin (You)'s
I've been up till 4 writing my paper and I woke up at 9 to maximize my enjoyment of the weekend.
I have been staying up until 7 AM every night and it's getting stressful because I wake up at 5 PM, for some reason waking up late makes me feel extra shitty. Currently 3:29 AM, just took my meds so I hope to fall asleep around 5.
sup fagfags. how do you plan to spend the weekend?
>>27719369
Alone, sad, and miserable.
>>LGBT boatd that way >>>>>>>>
>>27719400
>>POL boatd that way >>>>>>>>
>23yo
>starting university this fall
>more and more pressure from society to fall in line, take loans, and bind myself up on responsibilities
>on top of that, gf might be pregnant
How cowardly is it that I just want to scream "FUCK THAT", pack a backpack and go work at some organic farm halfway around the planet?
>>27719361
>gf might be pregnant
You deserve everything that is going to happen to you. Enjoy paying 50% of your income to your slut wive because she decide she wants jamal or chad dick and you are sexually oppressing her by existing.
>>27719361
>How cowardly is it that I just want to scream "FUCK THAT", pack a backpack and go work at some organic farm halfway around the planet?
Cowardly? Nah bro. Just not retarded.
I pity anyone who just lives their life the way society tells them to without sitting down and deciding it's what they want.
>>27719361
It's not cowardly, but not brave either. It's just be urself meme coming into play. You did all that stuff because "that's what you just do". You realized you don't like/deal well with the stress of it all and just want to chill doing some no-worries work away from it all.
Or you could be a coward who runs at the first sign of unease. Idk, can't say without knowing you.
Don't forget that:
If nobody replies to your post, it doesn't mean you're a bad poster.
It could just mean everyone agreed with you so they didn't have to say anything.
Don't forget that:
If nobody looks at your face, it doesn't mean you're ugly.
It could just mean everyone was too jealous with your good looks so they don't want to look at you.
I wish anime girls were real. They are so nice to me.
>>27719503originallyorigami
YOU HAVE NO REASON BEING ON THIS BOARD
GTFO FUCKING FAGGOTS
5'5" guat reporting and all these whiteys here whinging about how women ignore them and decide instead to become traps FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LITERALLY HAVE BIGGER DICKS THAN SOUTH/CENTRAL AMERICA AND CAN'T EVEN LIFT FOR PROCREATION
everyday i wake up, disappointing because i wasn't born a whitey, and here we have whiteys bitching about receding hairlines and pinoys and fapping to...
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6'2" white robot here.
haha fuck off spic. noone cares about your plights. youre just too dirty and greasy for anyone to love
>>27719307
Same, I'm also from Australia, the best cuntry in the world. Gtfo shitskin.
What's a lie people always tell you? I'll start.
>money can't buy you happiness
>you'll never get a gf
Holocaust happened
>inb4 not original
>>27719213
I got like 14keuro on my bankaccount right now. And it doesn't make me happy at all.
>that feel when I could have kicked the shit out of my biggest bully at any point from when we first interacted in 4th grade to adulthood
Fuck society for punishing masculinity so much. I was always taller, bigger and more muscular then most of my peers back then. He was a smug little manlet too. I regret often not kicking his fucking ass, I could have gotten away with it too. If I told my parents he was bullying me they would have been a lot lighter on me, and I was a little kid so its not like I would have gone to jail. Why are we always...
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>>27719205
Yes you should totally have beaten his ass. Don't believe the "violence is for black people" meme, violence is for real men, as long as you dont use weapons.
However, forget about it cause there's nothing you can do about it, you can't travel back to the past. Just beat up anybody who wants to fuck with you from now.
>>27719205
Virtually every single thing we were taught as boys was a lie and designed only to hold us back in life.
This more than anything else is probably responsible for the rage and depression everyone here feels.
>>27719205
Nothing wrong with a 1 VS 1 fair fight without weapons. He taunts you, you challenge him. Afterwards it all depends on your prowess.
>>27719382 this basically.
But I had an incident where I did challenge my bully to fight and he backed out, only to gang up on me after school. In my panic while I was sprawled on the ground I grabed a rock and smashed my fist into his temple thus knocking him out.
The others fled on the sight of his blood.
And I pissed...
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What music you robots been listening to.
I've been going through some wu-tang clan.
I've been only listening to Tears For Fears for about a month now.
Been obsessed with dirtybird records lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
this
ITT we post abhorrent normie music
I'll start. It literally can't get more trash normie than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3mrYxPLSH4&nohtml5=False
>>27719050
That's not Hotline Bling
>>27719050
how would you consider this?
http://youtu.be/kKSTHBQi6pQ
>>27719050
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
I can't be the only one who fucking hates these
>>27719021
I used to, but now I embrace the memes. They're pretty great and make people mad.
how do you even use them
carrie fisher needs to do a ted talk on them or something
I herd there making a movie about them.
>masturbating in bed
>cum
>can't find tissues or cumrag
>wipe it on a pair of shorts
>tfw
>>27718981
>have my "spare clothes" dresser at my bedside
>it's a desk-height dresser that doubles as a nightstand
>fish around in it for a spare tshirt or pair of underwear when I need it
master race here desu senpai
I cum in my underwear and let it dry out.
>>27718981
You think that makes you special? I've been cumming daily on the same spot of my carpet for over a year now. At this point its permanently stained dark and is both crusty and moist and squishy when I step on it. The best part is that I'm moving out in 10 days to go to uni and I'm still not going to clean it. That will teach my mom to mess with me.
I also have a desk fan that I spent all last summer cumming on too because it was right next to where I sleep and when I cum I just roll over...
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I want to become a soldier, but I have schizophrenia. My psychiatrist and the psychiatrists at psych ward know this, but I don't think anyone else knows this.
Do you think if I lie on questions when getting tested if I am fit is going to put me in trouble?
>>27718959
I am pretty sure when you get diagnosed your psychiatrist automatically put it in some database that can be pulled up for background checks.
>>27718976
Are you for real? So I can't be a soldier now or what? Aren't medical records personal?
Same desu. It was a misdiagnosis and I was committed against my will from a mild drug induced psychosis I was supplementing with exercise. I had so much hope for military being a springboard into my future dream career.
Now my dreams are crushed. It's obviously an immediate DQ. A little something like mild depression seeing a psych is on thing to lie about, but bein committed to a mental hospital is another. ill never forgive my normie parents for doing that to me .