I have a 15 year old gf. I turn 19 in August. AMA
Im 18 and I want to get a girlfriend that is like 15 years old (prefferably in wheelchair). What is it like OP? Is the age difference a problem? What do her friends think?
>>27722766
Wheelchair, I must ask why?
Not much of her friends know and I'm keeping it lowkey as possible because it is embarassing for people to know.
You looking forward to jail anon?
I finally got around to reading this guy's biography, and I have to say, even though I respect his creativity and inventiveness, by God, was he a loathsome, pathetic fuck.
Truly the archetypal robot.
Are there any historical robots you really identify with?
>spent life writing poems for girls
>died a virgin
>miserable man
>was a burden to his brother and everyone else around him
>was a failure of a painter and that of a man
>pathetic
>died a pathetic man
>only then years later did people stumble upon this fuck
>"oh wow what a great artist, who was this man"
>"oh lol he was some pathetic fuck lol"
>Step father hated you and your mother died before you could make God memories with her
>get fucked out of your step fathers will despite being the only one who gave a fuck
>everyone you care about, mostly women, die from some shot disease
>your poems go largely unnoticed
>try to apply for a job working for the president
>come in drunk and your shirt inside out
>second...
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?...!
>lunges back and draws my blade
i wouldn't do that if i were you
I don't know what's worse, the farting threads or these ones. I assume at one point someone will combine them to make a true abomination.
>>27722690
now THAT is a practical katana
>>27723544
?...!
>lunges back and puckers anus
i wouldn't d--ppppfffffftttttttt
I see you're back, little pervert. Back to suck on more of my farts. Worshipping my ass, spreading my cheeks wide so I can fart right into your little nose. Mmmmmmm, well get ready, because I have lots of rips for you to come. mmmm get that nose right up between my asscheeks, get that nose right on top of my asshole..........
pffffft
Right there, get that nose right in that fucking ass. Gonna bend over.......
>pfffooooooffft
ohhhh yea. mhhhhm ohhhhhh ooooooohhhhmmm GET THAT NOSE RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING LITTLE FART...
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>>27722605
every thread deserves a reply *farts*
I lost it at doot doot
>>27722605
Thank you so much for this story please become a writer and link your site
Just made a batch of 100% All Natural Tyson Chicken Nuggets in the oven & I just wanted to let everyone know
They look pretty good.
y-you gonna have them with ketchup and some chocolate milk?
>>27722575
Nice work, Anon. Enjoy.
Femanon here.
I'm from /b/ and joined 4chan six months ago but recently learned about this board and its misogyny.
I like to hear from both sides so I thought I should give this board a try.
But all I found was that you are all nothing it a ground of manchildren who think everything is entitled to them.
Why should any woman love you? Why would they spread their legs for you when there are better men? You sit on your ass shitposting here all day and expect everything in the world you self entitled bitches. You could get a girlfriend only if you tried to work...
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>>27722559
Misandry. Google it.
>>27722559
>Greek God
>Not wanting to look like Persian Shahs
>>27722559
this isn't tumblr, bitch.
>go on show us anon, we wont laugh if its under 7", we promise!
>>27722550
Quickly glanced at the thumbnail in the catalog and the number 7 and was kind of hoping they were 7 year olds baka desu senpai
>>27722550
if they get their tits out first, which they would by the look of them. I'd say thanks and 360 outa there
>>27722670
360 is a circle rotation dipshit. You'd 180 out of there
>start new job
>there's another new guy
>he's funny and charming (I think that's what people think of him), he's smart, interesting, has 2 GFs, crazy life and anecdotes, performs well at job, seems to breeze through it, plays an instrument, joking around with everyone, really extroverted
>realize how worthless i am compared to him and other people
Who else /aware of their inferiority/ here?
You see the shiny end results but not the years of pain and turmoil it took to develop them.
>>27722532
He's all those things but still works the same job you do.
Isn't that all you need to know?
>>27722750
Very, very few people 'blossom' into an extroverted showstopper. For some people it takes massive energy expenditure to be like the dude OP described. For others it's literally costs them energy if they're not constantly moving and performing. I know both kinds of people and being one way or the other does not guarantee happiness. The important thing is to accept yourself and to accept human beings are meant to compliment one another not copy one another.
>tfw you realize it's impossible for a women to ever like a robot
why were we cursed with this life?
>>27722460
You're only cursed as long as you do nothing about it
Baby steps, start getting /fit/, eating healthy, make casual comments to women and work up to having a conversation.
Don't push yourself too hard. Just be yourself.
>>27722529
>start getting /fit/
already fit
>start eating healthy
already eat healthy
>make casual comments to women
get pepper sprayed, called chan on me, called ugly, police called on me
Try again normie.
>>27722529
just fuck off normie shit. We are unlovable..
How is a dog compared to a wife? He cant give you sex of course. But besides that you can go outside, have a picknick, go camping, fishing and do many more things with him. He wants your love and respects you, no matter what and will truely love you forever.
You probably decrease your chances to get suicidal dramatically only by having someone you have to care about.
>He cant give you sex of course
That's for me to decide, pal
>>27722419
>le gross sexuality meme
These sponsored threads are getting creative.
>lost a lot of weight
>starting to get attention from women
>have even got approached by a woman in a bar
>still too autistic socially to get any further
Feels good still.
>>27722372
Good job! Dont worry youll get there
>>27722372
That's the power you're gaining back, proud of you anon ;) It gets better a WHOLE lot better.
tfw did the same but then i remembered in 5 ft 7
oh well, can't win em' all, or any
What's your favorite meme from your home board (other than here of course)
>>27722363
I like the one where people keep saying that owls are birds.
>>27722363
JUST is pretty close to being my favorite meme, but Absolute Madman beats it followed by Baneposting.
>>27722463
How new are you?b-lox
>Make a self depreciating joke
>Everyone laughs a little too hard
>lost sarcastic tone
>say something sarcastic in front of new acquaintances
>they take it seriously
>can't go back now, trying hard to explain makes it only worse
>only friend invites me to drink beers at his house
>hanging out with him, his gf, and 2 kids
>put blanket over his children's three dolls
>exclaim "hey look they're suffocating guys!"
>he and his girlfriend tell me that's not cool
how fucking autistic am i...
>>27722353
>tfw the only way you have friends and seem interesting to the normies is your style of humour being self deprecating even though it kills you on the inside because that's not who you are
>Some guys at my med school started a 'meme sharing' club
What do?
>>27722328
Ignore them. As hard as it is, ignore them.
>>27722328
>med school
>on 4chan
I really don't want people who jerk it to cartoons and probably support trump looking after people's health and well being.
>>27722328
You become president of that bih
That feel when you are the backup person to hang out with or talk to never the first choice
>tfw you are just annoying and ask mundane question after question
jokes on you anon nobody ever talks or hangs out with me because i have no friends.
>>27722326
>tfw your night just got better ;)
Know that at least you are an option :)