forever young, i want to be forever young
do you really want to live forever, forever, and ever?
forever young, i want to be forever young
do you really want to live forever, forever, and ever?kill me senpai
Goddamnit I would love to fuck the weebshit out of Anzu so much
She's really cute without her makeup, but she always have to put a chemical factory on her face
>>27728083
Young
Hey may the best of your todays be the worst of your tomorrows... why you even thinkin that way anymore. You know what I mean?
So we livin life like a video
Where the sun is always out and you never get old and the champagnes always cold and the musics always good and the pretty girls just happened to stop by in the hood and they hop they pretty ass up on the hood of that pretty ass car without a wrinkle in today cause theres no tomorrow
>>27728083
A beautifully bittersweet thread OP.
Here's to you.
http://pichuspokeball.tumblr.com/post/142438023617/that-comet-is-leaky-bro-disputedjusticeI don't get it.
they were playing and he accidentally hurt her and feels really really bad. this is supposed to be funny due to relateablity and exaggeration.
I got shivers and goosebumps
It's harmless and maybe cute if you're an alien anthropologist, but something about these kinds of people makes me want to peel my face off
I bet he does much worse during sex though, women amirite people?
>tfw too intelligent to fit in with the jocks
>tfw too mature to fit in with the nerds
>>27727950
That means you're something between the two.
You're ajerk!
>>27727975
Clever. I like it.
>>27727950
Yeah... that must be why you are alone, anon. You figured it out.
>Girl uploads a selfie to Facebook/Instagram, gets 50+ likes
>Girl uploads a picture of her and her boyfriend together, not even 10 likes
>>27727903
That's interesting
Needs more data though
Is an attached woman still of greater Like value than a single male?
What about an attached male?
>>27727903
Is this supposed to be some kind of surprise or something with implications? Most girls' Instagram likes come from beta orbiters, what's the issue here
>>27727903
>change facebook photo once every couple of years
>get 2 likes
>one is from grandma and the other from aunt
Such is life.
>want to see the new batman vs superman movie
>can't go to a theater alone
>>27727866
http://www.rainiertamayo.com
You're welcome.
>>27727866
>finally go to theater alone
>its not that bad
>go few times
>i know the place i feel secure there
>want to see batman vs superman movie
>its not in My Theater
>cant go to another theater because I only feel secure in My Theater
>>27727914
>http://www.rainiertamayo.com
Thanks for the spyware OP
Have you ever been cucked?
in order for someone to be cucked they must first be a normie
so no
>>27727839
Yes. As a matter of fact, I did get cucked once.
No. But I have been memed on hard by a cuck nigger meme dick
Rate my new haircut
It's terrible, if I saw you on the street, I'd kick your ass.
0/10
>>27727824
Nice hair cut.
you're going to make some lucky guy very happy someday.
>>27727824
Aizen/10
>normie housemate has all her degenerate friends over
>they're smoking weed downstairs and using my pots and pans to cook "munchies" and I haven't been able to make breakfast yet
>there's chips and garbage all over the floor and staircase
>they won't stop yelling about DUDE WEED
Should I just say fuck it and call the cops on my own house?
They'll know it was you.
let them enjoy themselves they pay rent too, just ask hem to clean up when they are done
sounds like you could use a hit or two yourself to be honest
>>27727730
Do it, DO IT
Also why are you living with a girl?
Would you be offended if a friend made a Pretty Princess Points drawing of you without your consent?
As in they draw you in your room, except it's a lot messier.
>>27727664
not really. but I also don't get offended about most things.
>tfw most of the ppp pictures have rooms neater than mine
she is aware of the PPP meme
>>27727664
I'd think it's kind of neat, not much different from a caricature. Would be interesting to see what they think I'm earning "points" with, and I'd especially want to see what books the put on my shelves.
With no survivors.
Anyone else doing this? Like ignoring their responsibilities and just spending all the money you have getting wasted? That's me right now, and it isn't good lads.
Its all part of the plan
No. Get help senpai.
Le original
>>27727717
You're not a true robot unless you willingly destroy your life.
Why are ex-Muslim girls always, always turbo-whores? Why is it so hard to find a decent one?
Because they only use atheism to justify their whoring.
>>27727593
The only reason why they'd leave Islam is to whore and slut around. Why don't you marry a girl who is still Muslim?
>wanting a shitskin girl
Just kill yo self fgt
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How would you turn her frown upside down?
Lie to her and tell her she is whiteshe is not and never will be. Shitskins, you will NEVER be white
By leaving her alone
>>27727525
Asian cunt costs 50c a piece why the fuck would I waste time energy and money on some stupid slut that isn't actively pursuing ME.
Who here /hacker/ ?
>tfw pinging google to piss off moot
its a nice feel robots
Damn Michael,
that's cold.
>>27727583
my name isnt michaelits micheal
>>27727524
I'm running a traceroute on you right now OP
Hi anons, I made a thread yesterday about trying to get out of the near robot life one last time by going to a dance/mixer on my campus.
It turned out sort of odd. Anyone want a greentext?
>>27727499
yes
Originginal
>>27727499
Yup, have a (You) and give us a story.
>>27727499
>go to dance
>stand around awkwardly for around a half hour
>eventually my friend's friend, aka my crush since the ninth grade shows up even though she said she wouldn't bother
>talk to her for a while
>slow song comes on
>literally say 'be an alpha' under my breath and ask her to dance
>she...
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