>Just be fucking ripped and sexy bro works for me every time
>>27730707
>just be fucking ripped and sexy
Will do. T-thanks Chad!
>>27730707
Why in the FUCK did he tie a rubberband around his dick? My cousin did that to his cat when he was little and they had to amputate the tail.
>>27730707
>dickring
>walk in
>see this
What original action do you take?
>>27730698
Smell feet
First through socks, then slowly take them off and take a long slow sniff enjoying every second of it
>>27730698
wake her with a kiss
rub her off until she gets wet while we mouth her neck
give her the daddy long duck when she starts huffin and puffin eh
>>27730755
Refined taste, sir.
why don't you live in a cozy trailer on the beach?
>>27730688
Those things are going to disintegrate in the winds of a hurricane.
Here in Florida that would cost like $350,000
>>27730688
because i already am
rv life reporting in
Who /drunk/ here? What are you drinking robots? It makes life that little bit easier.
pic related
i'm sober right now. honestly it sucks but i think that if i had any more alcohol today i'd simply pass out on my chair.
Today is my motherfucking birthday so I've been drinking since I woke up at 230pm until now. I'm six shots of fireball in.
>>27730746
Fireball is some good shit. What time is it in your zone?
>looks don't matter bro, just be yourself
I am now sadder than usual
no one actually thinks looks don't matter except legit 10/10s
>>27730535
Mouth cancer from chewing tobacco?
That's gotta suck.
Anyone here never asked out a girl? I feel like the more time that goes the harder it gets. All the girls I meet seem so vapid and I can't even meet any interesting hipsters. The last time I had a oneits was in elementary because now all the girls are either normie social butterflies or two faced whores. I just want a nice girl who I can click with but I guess I'm just too different from society and I have no one to blame but myself.
bumping with pepe
p.s must not be a normie to save
Is this too abstract a feel for even /r9k/ to feel? Are feel threads not a thing anymore?
Nobody cares, OP.
Ultimately we are all alone in this world.
What music are cool people into?
I don't really get music but I'd like to have something to talk about with some hipster normies.
Are there any bands/musicians that are hot now?
Can you recommend some ressources for current hip music (websites with reviews, youtube channels)?
What genres should I look into?
t. complete pleb
>>27730483
>hip music
Have you heard of crunk music? s'got a good beat.
>>27730793
Come on family. I need some serious suggenstions. I really have no idea where to start.
>>27731002
First of all, "cool people"? Really? Sounded like bait from the get go. If you want to know what cool people listen to, go to /mu/ and then commit suicide. It all boils down to what you enjoy m8, good taste comes later. Any specific genres you're interested in? Metal, classical, electronic, other?
>implying College isn't a meme
If you're going to College by choice, you are not a Robot.
I fucking hate university but I don't know what I'd do if I dropped out
How do you survive without a degree?
>>27730479
Work in a call center like me. $19/hr tech support for businesses.
t. dropout
>>27730479
manual labor
but you vagina's couldn't handle it
Fatties of /r9k/ do you wear your pants over or under your gut?
I've worn them over the gut for all my fat life, but recently switched to under and goddamn it feels so much better. When it's over the gut, it feels like I'm containing my gut from spilling out but if I wear it under the gut, I feel like a normal guy with a big gut.
Literally only boomers wear their shit like this. The second picture is only relevant if you're fat in the first place, and if you are, worrying about fashion is not your biggest problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7eorgFiHw
How the fuck are you supposed to keep the pants around your gut?
>>27730450
>if you're fat in the first place, and if you are, worrying about fashion is not your biggest problem.
Dressing nice can make you look a lot less fat, which makes everything easier for them. There's no reason to dress bad no matter your weight.
>tfw you're face is too twinkish and young, making you look like you're 14 when you're in your 20s
Anybody know this feel?
>>27730389
if i shave people tell me i look 16, if i don't they tell me i look older than i am
but i don't like having a beard
>>27730389
Yes I know this feel entirely. I hate being "cute" . I almost went tranny because it was all I thought I had going for me
I'm 25 and everyone guesses 18 - 19.
Any university fags in here? Hows your studying going?
Post your major, the class you're currently studying for, and any study tips you've got for your fellow robots.
Major: Chemical engineering
Currently studying for analytic chemistry exam tomorrow at 9 AM
Best study tip I've got is do an hour of work and then take a 20 minutes break, otherwise you get too worn out.
>>27730384
>Post your major, the class you're currently studying for, and any study tips you've got for your fellow robots.
Major: mechanical engineering
Class: i dont study, I choose to barely pass my classes instead
Study Tips: dont be like me
>>27730514
Why not actually study and get rid of the stress involved with just slipping by?
>>27730610
because during all the times i have to study i also have to browse 4chan and it takes up all my study time
ITT this finnish goddess
and other beauties
(who's you're waifu thread)
Most beautiful woman on earth
>>27730336
i love asian women
I would die for her, literally. If only I could look into her deep blue eyes one last time, before she sends me on a suicide mission.
I am 20 years old, I have no job, I masturbate exclusively to 2D, I live with my parents, I attend community college, and I have no gf
I am the apex of human civilization.
Are you?
Sounds pretty /comfy/ anon.
>>27730320
>he goes to community college
Think of all the time you could be using to masturbate and watch anime!
>>27730320Are you me?this comment is now original
>have bad experiences dating women
>have gf or two, get dumped
>be alone for a long time
>start working on myself
>qt little normie girl at work tries to spark conversation
>just talk naturally, because I gave up
>she asks if I want to hang out
>decline
>she looks hurt and confusedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Right fucking on. I did the exact same thing recently. I had bad experiences with women, so I have zero expectations anymore. I had a date where the girl actually liked me, but I have no intention of seeing her again. Maybe in some way it's my revenge on women, or maybe I just feel like I was meant to be single in life, but whatever the case it feels pretty good. I finally get to be the one to tell a bitch "NO". It's her, not me for once who gets shot down. Worth it.
On one hand, may have caused her to experience some discomfort and insecurity. Good on you. On the other hand...you spurned human contact just because you could.
That will probably haunt you on your death bed.
>>27730409
I don't think so. I made it this far without needing a partner. I have everything I need, but a little payback. And now that's mine. Cheers, mate. You guys should get out there and break some roastie hearts.
> be me
> 11 months ago
> on my way back from the grocery store when I spot this cutie
> go up to her, chat her up and get her number
> we're in constant contact and we really hit it off
> texting all day and talking on the phone
> she never has the time to meet in person though and we only ever met again in person once, briefly
>...
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Depends on what the age of consent is where you live. If there are no legal issues I say go for it, if there are then run away fast.
you are by definition a predator. using electronic devices to illicit sexual congress with a minor is a class A felony
>>27730242
The age of consent is 15 so there won't be any legal issues.