god im so fucking pissed
>dads outta town
>brother invited a bunch of his posthead friends and his gf
>theyre all partying with doors open, letting mosquitoes in
>brother ask for my ps4 and wont shut up about it
>give it to him
>theyre all playing mortal kombat against eachother
>after a hour I ask if I can go a match
>fight...
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go take your shit back right now mate.
go take your ps4 back and maybe smash a few plates or something and then blame them when daddy comes back.
>>27736903
they just said theyre leaving to go to walmart and said im a whiny faggy babby
im going to get my ps4
Be a fucking man and go get your shit. Act like you're legitimately insane by smashing something and screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" so they won't try to bother you again.
Just confront them. When you call somebody out for being a cunt they'll usually stop being a cunt... unless they start acting like a douchebag and puffing their chest out and shit.. then you do what I said above
>tfw you've been on autismbux for 10 years now and you've lost all motivation to go to school and actually do something
What do you call somebody who is gender fluid, but only attracted to sexually to femininity, but gender is a non issue. What do you call this person if they find masculine girls attractive because they can not hide their innate gender?
>>27736702
Why would you want to suffer again after 10 years of living the dream?
>>27736739
Why does tumblr not have a word for this. I am genderfluid but attracted to women, but lesbians who can not hide an innate feminity, is attractive as to a boy (trans) who puts it on. Is there a word for this?
whats up robots.
CYOA thread?
CYOA thread
so what the last digit of this poist is what night i am or what?
>>27736684
you a nigga with a garden hose
I don't read ape OP, do you have an English version?
Which Sopranos character were robots?
Paulie Walnuts was a robot for sure.
>never married
>only fucked hookers
>the subject of ball-breaking from every character
>awkward as fuck
there's only one robot character in the sopranos and it's not paulie, diingus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHu9D8armIA
They all have robot fashion sense
>>27736590
he also tried to an hero by jumping in his pool with the cement brick attached to him and was sent to a psychiatric hospital and saw a therapist.
but he ends up dating and fucking multiple hot chicks in the show, plays football and drives around in his yellow truck.
he was almost a failed normie but we'd all be getting pussy to if our fathers had been mob bosses.
>really want to masturbate but trapped with roommate in dorm room
Rub one off in bathroom
>>27736553
>everyone shares the same bathroom on my floor
I FUCKING HATE COLLEGE FUCK
so just jerk off with him in the room man what the fuck
it's your room too you can jerk off if you want to
if he doesn't like it he's welcome to leave at any time
So how are whites robots again?
This entire channel is about some awkward 5/10 white guy with an endless supply of japanese girls cause he's white. What the fuck are you guys waiting for?
https://www.youtube.com/user/hellodavidbond/videos
>No replies
Rofl. So you people are content making exuses. Glad to know
>>27736432
They aren't.
Only brown Central Americans can be robots.
>>27737220
Please, only the Igorot from Luzon can be true robots.
Who /18readytostartlife/ here? How do we make it, what are our plans?
>>27736417
I was like that 11 years ago. None of it happened, still on 4chan.
>>27736417
actual life doesnt start until around 25-30
>>27736417
Sure, you gotta believe. I went back to school and my only life-plan is to buy a house. Totally doable dream.
>finally meet qt metal girl
but i think she'll stop respond to this, is it already over? how bad did i fuck up
Where is she from? What's her last name? How old is she? I think I may know her. Post a better pic of her. Then I can help you out if I know her.
>>27736492
she's 18 from texas not sure of her last name here's her profile pic closer up
>>27736557
Oh wow never mind. The Nicole I know is a blackbot. Couldn't tell cause of the tiny ass thumbnail if she was black or not. But she's into metal music too. But she's probably a whore. I grew up in Texas and all of the "metal" girls were huge whores.
I wish I had friends that I could do fun things with and talk to.
I wish I knew how to talk to people and be normal
ya me too
>having hopes and dreams
FUcking normalfaggot
>>27736346
>>27736346
>I wish I had friends that I could do fun things with and talk to.
Trust me. It's no fun at all anyway. Normies are full of liar and arrogant people.
>I wish I knew how to talk to people and be normal
Stop overthinking and just do it. Find someone that suits you.
>You're on your way home from Wendy's 2 large fries and a medium coke
>You round a corner to find a young Tyrone and his friends loitering near the entrance of the park you walk through to get home
>You speed up your pace to try and get past them as quickly as possible
>In your haste you drop one of your orders of fries
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I'll let him attack me and hope he doesn't kill me
I'll then take pictures of the bruises and cuts
Then proceed to get him arrested and send that nigger to prison.
Fight his ass you pussy.
I just run because negroes never fight 1 on 1 they will hang up on you as soon as the fight starts.
>Go to barber's
>Its a woman
>She nicks me
REEEEEEE. Feminism has gone too far this time.
>>27736269
Call the cops, this shit needs to stop
>>27736269
you look cute anon :3
pls show haircut
>>27736269
>Go to barber's
>She looks like Cate Blanchett
Feels good, famille.
How do you stay sane knowing you wasted your 20's in front of a computer screen while your peers were out every friday and saturday night at clubs/bars meeting people, having great times and making memories that last a life time?
because I'm not yet 20 (19)
I also don't really like any of these things
I am 33. Just look at it like you spent a decade in prison or sick. In a way you were sick for a decade. Nicki Manaj & Rick Ross got their lives together when they were older. There has got to be millions who made some small changes & became happy with their lives.
Those "memories" don't last a lifetime because you're drunk and being a sociable-for-no-reason little bitch. Life in the 20's is incredibly vapid bullshit with every goddamned person being so obsessed with their selves.
Who here is a catfish?
I have a thing for catfishing Muslim girls on InterPals and Filipina girls on Pina Love. They are desperate for some white man to marry and liberate them. I always use pictures of Chads and lead them on. I sometimes get them to send me e-gift cards for pizza. I've been talking to this Muslim from the UK for about 6 months now and I've almost gotten to the point where she is going to send me money to pay to come there so we can get married. How much should I ask for? I was thinking of enough to build a new gaming PC. Say $2K?
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>>27736210
That's not that bad of a roastie desu senpai
>>27736210
OP here. She also discovered that I was a Catfish and still begs me to be with her. Muslims are desperate for white dick. She even apologized to me for going off on me when she found out.
No mercy for mudslime
Post a pic that shows how you feel staying in on another Friday night
Original pic very related
>IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAAA
>>27736205
>mfw this night
What do you think of this song r9k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6iYQB6nVwI
too slow for me, not enough movement, I got bored halfway through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R81zCv0hA0&list=PLdL-bwVo2ZByBdRh21RISt7jhPx0se70f&index=3&nohtml5=False
Check this shit out, though
Who listens to this shit? lol it was apparently quite popuar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZC-EOs_fyA
>>27736172
Does these songs when kids were babies listen to this and they become trannies?