>Rejected by Daphne
>Rejected by Bolina
>Manipulated and Rejected by Cassandra
>Had a child with Rhoio but she ended up leaving him for another man
What kind of women WOULDN'T want to be with the god of light?
JUST
LIGHT MY SHIT UP
>>27737988
Why cant Cupid handle da bantz?
He wasn't the God of light at first, he was the God of faggoty harps and literal AIDS.
Women want real men, like Neoptolemus
>tfw someone's nice to you for no reason
Did you just get out of prison or something? Not everyone has an ulterior motive for being friendly.
>tfw you're nice to everyone for no reason
>tfw girl keep looking over at you and smiling for no reason
what is your greatest strength and weakness? how will you fix that weakness?
I have good mathematical skills and I'm always eager to learn new skills.
I have poor social skills. No fucking idea, senpai.
>>27737569
Strength: I am good at talking my way out of trouble
Weakness: I am a habitual liar.
I honestly dont know how to not be this way lying is the only way I got ahead in life.
>uncanny_valley.jpg
who /zelda/ here?
>>27737553
Once, but no longer.
Every now and then I emulate some Majora and OOT.
>>27737553
I replay Ocarina of Time every year, it's my favorite Game of all time. And then I play Majora's Mask.
>>27737553
Zelda speedruns are pretty fun to watch.
>You know what the oldest lie in /r9k/ is anon?
That whites can be robots!
>>27737521
That picture means nothing and you're dumb
this, they look like siblings
>>27737537
>>27737559
White bois making this many excuses. Face it you guys don't talk to women and that is the ONLY reason you wont get a gf. Meanwhile being fat and black I get turned down every single time.
This 300lb niggress receives more attention by showing her disgusting bloated mess of a torso than the average robot will over the course of his life
Discuss
>>27737519
Her ass is on the wrong side
Being fat generally stems from an addiction to food. It's not a matter of self-control, you feel bad when you're not eating, it's like cigarettes, the only reason people hate fat people but not smokers is because fat people are uglier than smokers.
>plus_size
>plus
More like multiplication_size
Earthworm Jim has always been a strong part of my identity and my family. When it first was first released in 1994 it was an obsession. Everything in the house hold was "Groovy" this and "Wowza!" that. We even named our cat "Evil" like the cat from the game. Then in 1995, you can imagine that we were blown away when there was a TELEVISION series. "Earth Worm Jim! The soil he did crawl!" we would all sing in unison. My aunt even started calling Homer from the Simpsons "Yellow Worm" because they had the same voice actor. All my...
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>>27737503
>it isn't copy pasta
OP what the fuck is this?
thanks for writing this
>>27737503
Are you foreshadowing a new earthworm Jim game?
>That kid's mom who hated you for no reason
>>27737498
i used to be best friends with my next door neighbor until his mom told my parents to stop letting me come over
she probably thought her kid would catch my tisms
i can hardly blame her
>>27737498
>no reason
You have autism.
>>27737498
>That teacher who hated you for no reason
Comeon Miss Vega, I did all of your assignments and got good grades, why were you such a cunt to me?
I can not stand cats. They are the shittiest pet ever. They poop in a box and fuck your shit up. Why do people own these littler fuckers? Or better yet, why does the internet get such a boner for them?
>>27737479
>Why do people own these littler fuckers?
They're cue and require less training/effort than dogs, they also can't kill or cripple you unlike dogs.
>Or better yet, why does the internet get such a boner for them?
They aren't actually domesticated, so their actions are "wacky"
>>27737479
>They poop in a box
atleast they don't shit on the floor when you have to leave them inside
>fuck your shit up
dogs are worse when it comes to chewing fucking anything
>Why do people own these littler fuckers?
they require zero training, they are pest killing machines, almost no maintenance, don't smell like shit and need baths every two days, not hyper 24/7,ect,ect
dunno wot you're talking about my 2 cats always do their business outside n i never had to train them to do so
also v low maintenance and top tier sociability + legit predators for their size unlike dogs n im saying that as a person who loves dogs
How can you ever love a woman that's fucked other men?
The most intimate thing she can give you she also gave to other guys. How is that not basically spitting in your face? I get if you're the kind of guy who just sees sex like fapping in a vagina, but can you actually respect and love that person fully if they couldn't wait to share it with the right person?
>being so omega you value pussy this much
>being so omega you think someone should have magically waited for you to show up
KEK
>>27737439
>caring about women
They're basically just sex toys.
>>27737439
>How can you ever love a woman
That's already a very good question 2bh
Anyone here ever had like a deeply spiritual experience?
I've got a bit of a strange interest in them and I've read a few books on the subject. I like reading personal stories of religious reawakenings and near-death experiences and even just trip reports of people feeling God while on psychs or disses.
I've got bipolar disorder, type I. It makes me go through these "up" periods, clinically known as manic episodes, where I'm so full of energy that I start to go a little cuckoo. I've had a few moments, while in this state, where...
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yuh huh
you've done had a kundalini samadhi experience and established your intent to liberate mankind from suffering?
become a competent mediator to bust your mania. people practice a long time and never come to such realizations.
raising your the energy from your base chakra to your crown requires balanced hemispheric processing.
One time I managed to get myself to really be present in the moment. It is a cliche until you actually fully experience it. It's such a freeing experience. It literally felt like weight was lifted from shoulders. Before it happened I had been tired and miserable dreading the next day. When it happened I had so much energy and clarity. Never been back there again unfortunately, this happened years ago. Want to get there again but I think the problem is I keep looking back and trying to get back to that state which obviously is unhelpful when I'm trying to abandon the...
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>tfw no tsinelas snapping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, lamesa wiping, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>27737411
There's absolutely no end in sight for this madman
>>27737411
She has been gone for years
>>27737411
At first I hated your guts but now I accept your filipino shitposts.
Somebody call me:
301- 439- 3000
Room: 247
I'm basically giving away my location but I wont be here for long anyway so it doesn't matter.
don't do it pooh in chair
>>27737366
Is that a long distance call? Not with my current plan I won't. I burned through my anytime weekend minutes in no time. I knew I should've switched to verizon. With the lowest rates in the country and a wide assortment of the hottest new phones on the market, you can't go wrong.
>>27737532
WHO SENT YOU!!
Would you date a girl that dyes her hair?
>>27737327
Maybe, but dyed hair is a really bad sign. It usually means "special snowflake" or "attention whore".
Absolutely, if she does a good job with it. Having known a few girls in the past that did it, they were a lot more fun to hang out with, so it's become a bit of a green flag for me IF she can pull it off. Generally it's obvious which ones are the bad ones.
>>27737327
You mean a nigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ_gwGBbRxY
tfw never found porn on yt as kid
Tfw, find JAV on YT
Its fucking easy famillia. Where have you been?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XszQShsrams#t=47s
Another vid, cause nudity on youtube is sort of a fetish for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWiaj128Bdk#t=1m9s