has the egg finally cracked?personally i'd wager on suicide within a month
>>27788235
I wish he would wear glasses to hide his dark circles
Why are his eyes always like this? Looks retarded as fuck
he's only fucked up looking because he would rather wallow in self pity than take care of himself
which is exactly why he's this board's hero
>tfw no thick thighs Asian gf
How can this situation be rectified?
Why are thighs objectively the most attractive part of the human body?
>>27788183
I have no idea but they drive me crazy.
>>27788148
I like them thin
>hoping the situation isnt rectified
What milestone are you at?
>>27787737
>having children
>at twenty fucking eight
>>27787737
None. Senpai senpai blox.
>>27787737
is wanting the sweet embrace of death a milestone that is after retirement, because maybe then I would be at a milestone.
I joined a discord from r9k but I never talked in it once because I'm shy.
I look at everyone else talk and pretend I'm friends with them...
How do I fix myself? Is it weird if I try to talk to them after sitting and watching them for months and getting to know each of them?
Fuck off to /soc/ newfag redditor
>>>/soc/
>>27787277
I've never posted on /soc/ and I've been to reddit but I don't have an account...
I genuinely want advice...
>>27787232
>also sit in two r9k discord
>used to sit in a couple r9k skype groupsWant to be my friend?
New qt thread.
Doesn't have to be 10/10 just qt.
You first op
bloxxcs
>>27786384
I love seeing this thicc thighed bitch. Makes my day.
>>27786410
I did, boy.
>he sleeps with 2 pillows
>>27786222
>she shitposts on a Laotian shiteating bored to delude herself on what a big used up whore she is so she laughs at other people over petty shit then gets made and wonders where all the good men have gone.
>>27786222
Nice trips, but are you a girl?
>>27786301
>>27786313
>he only came to /r9k/ in the past month
The reddest of flags.
What kind of outfit/clothes do you wear /r9k/?
>>27785697
sweatpants and a comfy t shirt you normie
I'm literally dressed like pic related
>>27785724
>Calling someone a normie for a non-normie reason
Why am I a normie? I own a fucking LoZ chain wallet with nike shoes plus I wear button up shirts with a tie.
At what age did you realise you were going to be a virgin forever?
>>27784813
Somewhere between 19 and 22.
Organic cement.
That guy looks genuinely happy. He's having a good time. I wish I could remember what that feels like.
1 years old
(I like Mahavishnu Orchestra by the way)
Who /DXM/ here?
If I drink this entire bottle (mix with sprite and jolly rancher), will I trip? Or will it fuck my shit up and kill me?
Drugs thread too
You'll have a mild high, depending on bodyweight. I am an average sized female and it takes 2 to 3 bottles for me to properly "trip" on dxm. If youre a big guy you'll need more.
>>27784574
that's a 330 mg dose in the whole bottle, and that's doable. you will feel nauseous and scared but that's part of the trip.
>>27784619
>>27784624
I've read that 384mg of DXM should make me trip pretty hard. Is that not enough?
The internet's most elite players in Youtube comedy, all under one roof.
Be prepared.
I only recognize Frank and Jontron, who're the other two?
Fitz's ghost is in there too somewhere
joji looks so different than he does as frank
who else on here is embarrassed by their job? i'm a janitor at a supermarket and it just feels like everyone is judging me and looking at me like i'm pathetic when im working
sort of embarrased, I work produce at a grocery store. Are you a little mentally off or slow? I've worked grocery for years and the janitors are always bros so no offense, but many of them were slow or mentally ill. Come to think of it most people in grocery are somewhat mentally ill.
>>27782431
yeah man i feel you. im like in my 30's and i work at burger king. you cant imagine how many people look at me with sadness and pity in their eyes every day.
>>27782490
no i have no mental illness and the other workers treat me good, but i just feel like when you tell somebody you're a janitor, they automatically think you're a piece of shit
Other robots at University, let's compare stats for the 2015-2016 year (Normies encouraged):
> Parties Attended - 1
> Friends Made - 1
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 12
> GPA: 3.25
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 0
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
> GPA: 2.3
>>27782050
> Parties Attended - 0
> Friends Made - 8
> Women Ravished - 0
> Dates Performed - 0
> Campus Events Attended - 0
DROPPED OUT SENPAI
>>27782050
>Parties Attended - 0
>Friends Made - 0
>Women Ravished - 0
>Dates Performed - 0
>Campus Events Attended - 2
>GPA: not USA, don't understand
This the result of 5 semester so far in here. I doubt it'll change very much in the next 5 semesters left.
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>>27781333
How does one wish? Nice trips btwI wish she'd think incessantly about me
>>27781413
Thank you.
I'm sorry, but I cannot alter her brain wave frequency for you. Women look at men that use too many words and logic as unsuccessful with women. The fewer the words the more volume you speak.
Good things are heading your way
Bumpitty bump.
Don't feel like requesting something of me is mentally draining. I am here to empower you
To what do you attribute your love of traps, Anon?
>>27778608
Japs fucked me up with their animes.
>>27778608
>To what do you attribute your love of traps, Anon?
Make sex - yes
Have relationship - no
I fell for the girly dick meme
>Dad comes home from work
>That look on his face when he sees you sitting on the computer
>hear dad getting home from work
>hide away until he's settled into watching some tv or going to bed
>dad comes home
>playing vidya as usual
>"hey son how you doin"
>"all good pa"
sorry dad
>>27777518
he deserves it tbqh
should have been more involved in the formative years