What is your totem animal, robots?
raccoon
saw a family of them during my vision quest
the black shaven pussy frog
>why can't I be up there with you guys
How can you tell someone is a male virgin?
>>27822529
Just see how many of the listed criteria below describes them
>watches anime regularly
>owns any weeb or capeshit toys
>plays vidya for more than 10% of his total time
>masturbates several times a day
>STEMlord; as in smug STEM major
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>>27822529
If he has timid and boring personality. Stutters and funny walks around girls. Afraid of physical contact.
Basically ask about his first time and you'll know in seconds.
>>27822529
They literally just ask and can tell no matter how you respond.
Eggman is literally retarded.
About once a week I message eggy and offer him some sort of advice and he just blows it off and doesn't really take what I'm saying seriously. Little does he know all of my ideas are far superior to any heap of shit he has formulated to bring him 'success'. Some of the things I've told him to do:
>start a series on his YouTube channel called 'Eggnog Weekly'.
It would be a once weekly update on news, obscure Chan culture, his life ect, the duration of the show he would...
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>>27822453
Thisthread is something I appreciate
>genuinely caring about some attention whore normalshit
>>27822453
>caring about an ugly failed normie attentionwhore
Do guys care what a girl's vagina looks like?
>>27822281
Have you not been on /r9k/ longer than a week?
Guys don't want nasty roast beef vaginas.
truth be told not really as long as it's clean
>>27822281
Innies are goddess tier.
Is there a more fucking useless job than that of a waiter? I can bring my plate twenty feet from the kitchen to the table by myself. I can refill my drink by myself. Why should I be shamed into supplementing your income just because you were too stupid to get a real job? Fuck waiters and fuck the people who defend them.
At the nicer restaurant its basically a job only for good looking guys. Yeah they basically don't do shit, and they get tipped out the ass if they're good looking. The ugly men work in the kitchen.
>>27822003
I don't go out to eat because tipping is BS. Waste of money. I'd be happy to place my order and pick up my plate from the kitchen myself.
>>27822037
>tfw i just realized this in the last year
i dont know whether to laugh or cry
>"Just ignore them Anon, they'll stop bothering you"
>just be yourself
it's not working out so good
Just kill them, they'll stop bothering you.
>just do any degree you'll still be a success
im on the fucking brink now because of that shitty advice ive realised my hopes of ever being successful in my career are fuckin OVER
vaginas are utterly repulsive
this is a "nice" vagina and yet it still looks like the Predator's mouth
are there actually "men" who think vaginas look sexy?
>>27821716
Yes, they're called heterosexuals.
>>27821734
>thinks a pink bloody hole with cheeky flaps is sexy
>"heterosexual"
if you look at that vaginahole and feel your dick tingle, then you're insane
That is definitely not a nice vagina.
A nice vagina is waxed, innie, fat mons and labia majora, and no hyperpigmentation. In fact it should turn pink when aroused. This is why redhead girls are the best. They tend to have better pudendal fat distribution and less pigmentation. If she is really fair a little bit of pubic hair can even look nice. It's just brown and black pubes that look shitty.
I'm pretty sure noone really finds the vagina all that attractive though. That's why women spend so much time on makeup and clothes that show of their breasts....
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>i do not enjoy feet
is there a bigger fedora warning?
imagine those two qts putting their soft toes around your dick
I do, I just don't like footfags taking it too far and ruining it for the rest of us.
>dude, I would brew tea with her sweaty socks while giving her feet unnecessary closeups in all my grindhouse films
Tone it down, so it can become casually enjoyed like hips or thighs and not this betamax cringe fetish.
>>27820980
They objectively look fucking weird.
Feet look like weird flesh-paddles with underdeveloped digits at the end. Hands, on the other hand, make sense and look like they belong on people.
It's not to say that feet and toes don't serve a purpose, but they just look, unsettling.
>pic related
Its feels time my friends.
go home sjw shit lord
>>27820930
Hey bartender
A rum and coke please
Still haven't gotten over my onenitis and the feels are killing me. She married another man and has been with him for over a year now. I can't go on and I can't go back. I don't know what to do anymore
>>27821037
>Still haven't gotten over my onenitis and the feels are killing me. She married another man and has been with him for over a year now. I can't go on and I can't go back. I don't know what to do anymore
lel beta
What are some red flags that let you know a girl is not marriage material?
Starting with some obvious ones:
>visible tattoos
>piercings anywhere but the earlobes
>wears crosses, WWJD, and other Christian stuff
>listens to heavy metal, punk rock, and other "guy" stuff
T. I'm a woman who used to do all these things.
>>27819892
Hello Siouxsie :3
You should have the tattoos removed though, if you haven't. Painful, but totally worth it.
>>27819892
>listens to heavy metal, punk rock, and other "guy" stuff
>heavy metal, punk rock
>guy stuff
What.
>>27819918
>Hello Siouxsie :3
...Woah that's kinda creepy. Did you know that used to be my nickname?
Who /never even attempted to get a gf/ here?
I have literally never asked a girl out or even initiated a conversation with a female. I have had a couple crushes but never did anything except stare at them. I have no male friends let alone ever having female ones. The only thing that has ever happened was one older girl that was somewhat of an acquaintance in high school that would talk to me everyday one year cause we had two classes together. She also hugged me a lot. Other than that one weird outlier i have never had any interest from girls on any level, have never...
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>>27819556
>Who /never even attempted to get a gf/ here?
Probably more than 2/3rds of the men here
I'm well aware of how intimately vacuous and emotionally poisoning I am.
I remain alone for the good of the world.
>le virtuous loser
Same here OP. I'm not a beta orbiter, i'm not a cuck, i'm nothing. I just have 0 contact with females whatsoever. Everytime I was about to make a move something stopped me and then days later I realize how lucky I got because I was going to look really autistic. It's much better to completely block women from your life desu senpai
uni stories thread.
>>27818837
>beta orbiter asked me to lunch today
>turned him down because I have to study for exams
>angry subtweet 1 hour later
doing what he did takes balls. he sure has bigger ones than you, OP
>>27818837
what uni is that
Why do girls care about height so much?
daddy issues and they want to be picked up and fucked
Why do you care so much my short friend?
Weren't you there for that 25+ point thread someone made here that proved once and for all that women are basically children? Women like to be dominated and feel protected by a taller person, by an adult basically. They are mentally children and don't feel safe unless "big daddy" protects them. Having a tall boyfriend satisfies their primal need to be a stupid child.
Is Toby Turners life pretty much fucked at this point? Will his channel die? Will he become incredibly depressed and die alone? Probably right?
Does someone give a shit? no? move on.
Too bad this shit didn't happen in 2010 or whatever. Then the who "le randumb xD" shit couldve died down
Tune in next time to find out!
Alright mods. This is the proof you needed. Now it is OFFICIALY advertising. Will you finally delete ALL shill threads? Guys bump this thread cause I have had it and I know you guys do to. Start banning IP adresses and shit?
>>27815378
The mods are probably the ones posting the cuck threads desu. fuck those pathetic fat fucks
>>27815378
BUMP YOU ASSHOLE COWARDS. YOU WANT THIS BOARD TO BE SHIT JUST SAY SO!
>>27815378
Mad white boi