>tfw small dick
>tfw no matter how much I improve myself no girl will ever love me for real
Use your fist
sfgjjk
>>27838335
reporting in with the same fucking feels senpai
>>27838391
>tfw not a full man
ITT tell us who your favourite tripfag is and why.
Also general stuff about trip faggots
Mine is hack_blastard.
>he's the only one who doesn't attention whore or shill his stuff on here.
>has a good YouTube channel (it's pretty good check it out)
Here his latest vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i8JAs6isZI&nohtml5=False
Lmao dude I get it
>>27837415
>>he's the only one who doesn't attention whore or shill his stuff on here.
>Here his latest vid
BUGGER OFF BLASTARD
>>27837434
What? Are you autistic?
>>27837443
I'm not even him
I bet you both are Eliza orbiters. Pathetic.
So are you guys really this mean to girls irl? Any girl who isn't a pure virgin of Katya level beauty gets shit on, called an attention whore, stacy, normie, looks like a boy/tranny, etc. How would you react if such an imperfect girl showed genuine interest in you, romantic or not? Is the meanness just venting out your frustrations of life?
Guys who don't get girls, this is how suicide bombers are born lol
>tfw Mystery turned out to be slut
what a shame. I liked her.
>>27837194
>how would you react if such an imperfect girl showed genuine interest in you
Ok, I laughed.
I mean, you were joking, right?
This is my dog. She doesn't like people.
sorry pupper
>>27836510
Your dog has the iq of a 2 year old child. Get a real friend.
>>27836510
This is my cat having a yawn
ITT: The shit normies say.
>"Isn't it too early to be drinking Anon?"
>What do you mean you haven't been sober this entire holiday?
Its ok guys its been a mixture of substances
"you can't eat oatmeal for dinner anon that's not a real meal"
"you can't eat peanut butter for dinner anon that's not a real meal"
>"you can't drink milk for dinner anon that's not a real meal"
>>27836421
"you can't suck dicks for dinner anon that's not a real meal"
We're a couple of guys writing about autism meds. What meds do you guys have in your drawers?
Cialis and sudafed
peealpiss and doodoofed
>>27835962
>goldstein
Okaaaay buddy
my mama gave me a big pile of applesauce today. i hope she knows im doing my best
>>27835752
I'm happy you're doing your best OP! Did you remember to take your meds today? :)
>>27835776
sometimes she mushes them up for me in my sauce. im doin gmy best for her every day
i hope people like my threads. i try to tell my stories as well as i can. thank you friends
To change it up a bit, what's the nicest thing someone has ever said to you?
>Anon, I think you are really reliable and strong
Poor girl had no fucking clue what she was saying, of course.
But I enjoyed my five minutes of fake fame.
There will still be depressing ones but let's hear some nice things
I've been told many nice things about myself, but never from a girl I was interested in so who gives a fuck.
"You look normal"
Original.
>look at everything life has handed you, you still came out on top
My brotagonist. I'm paraphrasing but he knows how to make me feel better.
Post yours. Be honest, admit if you were defeated.
>>27835063
Welp.
Lost.
>>27835074
You are weak, kek.
the only true love of my life desu
Any brobots ever been homeless?
How did you survive?
Anyone ever live out of a van?(considering this tbhh)
Tips for homeless living? Is it as adventurous as I think it is? -- given you have enough money for shit
Bump
Tbhshorttbh
>>27834673
I grew up in a very abusive home and went homeless for 6 months. It made me the happiest I ever was in my youth. I did sleep in shelters over half the time though and didn't live where it got cold.
Van living is pretty based and if I was still in the US I would've done it, too expensive there. Years ago there was a vanposter here and on /v/ you may be able to google up lots of advice from him. He got a solar panel and had a bed and kitchen inside. He'd get broken into occasionally so had to...
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Tomorrow is my last day in a house. Getting kicked out for getting drunk.
On friday I will drop a box of possesions at my brother's house with a sticky note that says "gone backpacking" and instructions to transport the shit back home to my mum's house when he gets a chance.
That night I will set up a tent on the side of a rural road, behind some trees so I'm out of sight (camping is illegal most places in Australia) and sleep on a mattress of cardboard.
Saturday morning I'll head back into the city to eat, drink etc. and repeat...
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How close have you come to sex my fellow virgins?
I've come close 3 times in my entire life.
>be 16
>on my way to becoming a normie,
>at a party
>girl was like 'you know i would fuck you' and i was like 'cool
> then i went away from her to smoke weed
>some other guy fucked her
>then after 4 years of having no friends...
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>>27834363
>be 16
>girl was like 'you know i would fuck you' and i was like 'cool
> then i went away from her to smoke weed
Explain yourself.
>>27834363
>How close have you come to sex my fellow virgins?
One time I hugged a girl who wasn't even related to me or anything.
>>27834432
i wanted to smoke weed because i was still thinking that was the coolest thing in the world,
the girl looked sort of weird and i was just really taken aback at how forward she was about it.
I just smoked weed 3 weeks ago for the first time and had a pleasant experience
i was probably the most happy it was something new i coudlnt imagine being this happy sober i felt like a 8 year old child, i was laughing so much
i smoked again and i had a completely different high, this time i wasnt happy i was just mellow and baked out of my mind
(i smoke the exact same weed both times in a period of 2 weeks)
I smoked a 3rd time 2 nights ago and it was completely the opposite to my first experience
extremely paranoid, heard voices, hallucinated,...
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>>27834360
Was it the exact same weed?
Same plant same harvest?
The species and strain can have varying effects.
If your trying to feel happy try and get a sativa or a sativa dominant hybrid as opposed to an indica. Sativas are an up high whereas indicas are a down high
>>27834360
>smoked weed
>being sober
Pick one.
>>27834360
Try smoking out of a pipe or take only one hit from a joint. Bongs and GeeBs are probably too strong for you
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/heaven-circle-the-rise-of-the-sex-party-orgy-in-the-age-of-sex-positivism-a6977606.html
>As the organisation of sex lives becomes less of a taboo, the market for sex parties is booming.
>Heaven Circle, probably the world's biggest sex party club (it's the one from that Channel 4 doc Sex Party Secrets you may remember), started out in 2012 as founder Chris Reynolds Gordon and just a handful of friends. Four years later, it has over 20,000 members, with parties...
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>>27834196
some cheeky cunt should go under the knife and slip into their parties with a camera
would love to see rosenburg flip shit
The wage gap is a myth. The sex gap is real.
>>27834196
>If you're going to have sex with a total stranger, you're probably going to want them to be attractive, so Heaven Circle vets its guests, even operating a tiering system with extra special parties for the sexual elite. A "sex olympics" is currently being planned, where the best performers from parties around the world will come together for a sort of fantasy team orgy. The mix at the parties tends to be mostly swinging couples, with a few single men and women thrown in...
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Hi /r9k/, can you tell me a specific interest you have that isn't a general one (i.e "music")?
>>27833352
nail clipping
>>27833380
Most peopke do that.
Eating my cum
I've been trying to become more social. When I talk to people I try to be nice. I always ask follow up questions and try my hardest to keep conversations going but they always fall flat. People end up ignoring me or give me short responses. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. How do normies as socialize? I've looked online for guides, ice breakers, conversation topics too but it doesn't work. Is there something I'm missing?
>>27832480
I have no clue, same thing happens to me. Everyone would rather give me the cold shoulder or treat me like shit, instead of actually wanting anything to do with me.
>>27832480
>>27832507
You might be ugly.
We are just boring, my man. This is what happens when we end up being anti social and our socializing is done on a Chinese cartoon drawing board.