Good morning, wagecuck.
As the saying goes:
Another day, another dollar.
Good morning NEET, how is masturbating to CP in your mum's basement and knowing you are a worthless piece of shit to the society working out for you?
>>28018826
It's working quite well thanks. I just finished reading up on Heidegger, and I think I might kill myself later today, which I'm looking forward to. I hear it's nice and comfy when you're dead.
>>28018834
don't do it OP, get a job and become productive
Fuck guys I'm so fucking pissed off right now my faggot mom is ruining my life
>Be me, 25, NEET basement fag
>Mom is fine with me living out my days as a constant burden as long as I go to church with her twice a month
>Decided I didn't want to go so I tried convincing her I'm atheist
>Doesn't go well
>She tore up my basement looking for "the devils influence"
>Found...
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>>28017806
please continue, your humiliation, makes my life seem more bearable.
>>28017806
Go on djdjfjdjdj
>>28017806
i can't live another minute in a world where anon doesn't finish this story.
Are you guys seriously capable of loving a woman that's "sexually experienced"? How are you not plagued with the visions of thick, nasty sperm all over her lips when she leans in for a kiss? How are you not haunted by the disgusting smell of the fat loads she must of taken all of her face and hair?
by blowing a bigger load on her face
by fucking her face
by fucking her till shes dry
things like this
you have to outdo the previous fags who did her, not that hard
having a bigger than avarage cock helps, since she will be in visual pain when you give it to her full force
This is one of the things that gets me about /r9k/
If you guys were girls and you had all the luxuries
that women have you know you'd take full advantage.
Yet you guys judge women because they don't hide in
their room growing cynical because they're too scared to live life.
virgin grills dont know how to fuck or suck well or properly. They are an inferior lay.
Has anyone else had a chad moment? Where you're a robot through and through but at random your instincts took over and you suddenly became chad for just a short moment?
It happened to me once
>be me
>volunteering at church camp
(Not religious but parents are hardcore christians and so I went to church. Loved going to church camp even if I was totally disconnected for all the jesus stuff and now I volunteer at it)
>finishing up editing for daily video
>it's...
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>>28017314
>be me
Why do you retards insist on starting your stories in the stupidest conceivable way?
>>28017314
>I close and lock the door and she's instantly kissing me the moment I turn around
>she walks me to the bed and pushes me over
>she straddles me and takes off her dress thing
>she starts grinding into my crotch and then bends over to kiss me some more
>i go for her bra
>i fumble with it for a while and she gets upComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28017329
Sorry for keeping to tradition you cunt
Fatties get in here.
>mfw summer is close
>it's getting warmer and warmer
>forced to wear a long sweatshirt so no one can see my mantitties
How do other fatbots deal with this?
>>28017282
*>forced to wear a long sweatshirt so no one can see my backtitties
ftfm
>>28017319
>backtitties
what is that?
i'm always go to college with a flannel shirt with a white t-shirt below to hide my fatness but it's so fucking warm that my head looks like a fucking boiled pork.
Prince died
Good night sweet prince
Blox
>>28024579
Really? damn.
>>28024579
yeah, it sucks. So many good musicians dying recently.
>ITT: we all live out ww3 in the same bunker
>>28024343
Can we procreate?
Guys, stop leaving your piss bottles around. It's a biohazards in this enclosed environment. We have toilets for a reason.
>>28024374
Do you honestly think any girls would want to live with us in a cramped bunker?
Are there any one word posts left that would still count as original?
Aardvarks
mammajamma
>>28023347
Chug
Is there anything worse than being born an Asian man?
>tfw bottom of the male totem pole
>tfw life would have been better off being born a woman
>>28022739
Being born a nigger.
>>28022739
you can still be a trap
asians make the best traps
There are many girls into Asian guys. The kpop industry is huge and boybands make more money than girl bands. You're just ugly Hun.
How does it feel like knowing that you will never be able to fuck an attractive girl like this?
>>28022700
You can for about 300 quid
>not going off-brand instinctively
spot the normalfag
>>28022700
White women are whores so I'll probably get to black one teebeeache
Has a girl ever asked you out?
>>28022660
Not directly. Like they sent someone else or they would use vague things.
No. 5' 6" manlet, millionaire, kissless virgin
>>28022660
Only 2/10 fat girls
ITT: we teach each other Japanese words that we think most people here don't know.
Guroi - grossIt's a word you can use every day.
If you want to insult someone by calling them gross you use kimoi though.
I don't know why you fucks fantasize over japan so much
they hate you
Baijo
Gai-jin
Gai-ko
plenty more
>>28021921
>you're hated because words exist
pls
>Chinese workers in Africa marrying locals in an alarming rate
How can black bois compete?
>Miss Kenya with her Asian bf
Africa will be a Chinese colony by 2040
Good for them. I'm honestly happy for them.
>Anon you can't sit here....its reserved
>seat remains empty
Hi, how are you?
That should work on you.
Similar but not intended to be hurtful
>sitting alone in cafeteria at college (as usual)
>qt3.14 walks up and gets my attention
>"excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" Motioning to a chair at my table
>panic
>a cute female is asking to sit with me for dinner
>"no, nobody is sitting there"
>said very cheery to show my appreciation for her coming over
>"okay, thanks"
>she takes the chair and moves it to a different table that was full of people and had ran out of empty chairs
That was the most interaction I had with a female in 2.5 years of college outside of labs and group work
>you're so skinny anon
why is this acceptable to say to us skellies but calling a useless lump fat frowned upon?
Why haven't you moved to Japan to lose your virginity and impregnate a traditional, submissive Japanese qt to have many hafu kids with yet?
Even a 0/10 autistic beta loser will become a Chad god in Japan or any Asian country.
>Jake Jung
>Jung
The Koreans did this
>>28021129
>any Asian country.
>implying South Koreans would ever date your loser ass considering how vain they are
>>28021129
Also Japanese women love black men too. Miss Universe Japan was half-black from a black father.
Also a bunch of black guys allegedly raped some Japanese in WW2 but in reality they probably asked for the black dick.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1945_Katsuyama_killing_incident