>He said it was the only gift he received.
KEK A DUCK
i don't get it. is it supposed to be funny or something
I didn't ask for these feeIs, OP
>tfw mt lady will never put you in her pussy
>tfw mt lady will never put you in between her breasts
>tfw mt lady will never put you in her bodysuit
Why can't she be real?
>>28032637
because a person over the size of about 8-9 feet cannot exist based on the laws of the universe
someone who is 20 meters tall would literally break all of their bones by standing up and suffocate from lack of oxygen
>>28032678
fuck the laws of the universe dude
>>28032678
Stop ruining my dreams
ITT: Music that makes you want to carry on living.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XKEvClA-k
this thread might be a stillbirth.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le6uFnLwqYU&list=PLV8JMRCCMs1zaY6xv52UWO9xoNyLJO5MW&index=12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85o9rugVoJU
If you like yodel :)
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFLiKLoxWD8
I love the suggestive atmosphere in this song of life "going on", you know?
is it true that women find male virgins over the age of 18-20 repulsive and that if you want to lose it you should lie to women?
I've seen it repeated a lot that women find male virginity to be a massive turn off and wanted to know robots opinions.
Afraid so
If you really want to lose it you need to lie
Remember social value is a woman's number one prospect in a man
>>28042099
>Remember social value is a woman's number one prospect in a man
This. Male virginity over a certain age screams "This man is so socially pathetic he couldn't get anyone to fuck him voluntarily"
I'm a britfag and I find that most girls who seem like relationship material aren't too bothered whether you're a virgin or not, as long as you're not too socially awkward and you take care about the way you look, it doesn't matter
Would you rape if you could get away with it?
maybe once just to see what all the hype was about.
But isolation breeds a need for emotional connection and acceptance, not a need for domination, sexual release, or power.
It's the same reason I don't just go to whores.
>>28041002
Nah.
The main thing that makes sex better than fapping is the feeling that the other person wants you back. With rape you don't get that, so it's a waste of time.
No I wouldn't like ruining someone emotionally and having that power over them, I am too beta and too morally good. Lets say such a thing is possible though, hypothetically, and you could freeze time, then sure. I would totally feel some boobs and have some fun with some hot stacey, because as far as she's concerned nothing happened . Its not the same, r-right? *fbi busts into my room for online mysogyny*
I guarantee I'm the biggest loser on this board right now.
Feel free to post about why yours might be worse. If it is, I'll post a cute anime girl and give you a (you) for your time.
>>28040513
I am 25 NEET zero friends and spend all day on 4chan in my mom's house. Never had a gf or kissed a girl. Virgin obviously.
>>28040513
I'm so desperate for attention I have become the very thing I hate - a tripfag.
>>28040864
I see your post and raise you...
26 Y/O NEET 0 friends who spends all day in my apartment paid for by my parents because they think I'm going to school but really I dropped out, playing vidya and shitposting. Never gf, never kissed.
I don't want to talk to people who do anything other than watch anime or play Dwarf Fortress anymore.
You're not allowed to post in this thread if you do anything other than these two things.
>>28039930
shitpost at more active hours
Dark souls 3 thread? Look at this badass pic I took of my Guts character kneeling down in despair witnessing another eclipse.
>>28039930
I breath air, can i still post?
Which of the following best describes why you're here?
>noble robot: genuinely interested in finding a virgin like himself to marry and potentially raise a family with, despises normies
>sexually frustrated robot: jealous of normans and wants to fit in with whatever the current normie trend is, seeks the praise of others
>failed normie: born with all of the tools to become a successful normie, but failed
>chad: just here to brag about himself...
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>>28039857
None of those. I'm just a pissed of guy that wants to move to the Alaskan wilderness and get the fuck away from normies
>>28039857
Probably somewhere between failed normie and sex frustrated robot.
>>28039857
failed normie 100%
why are 100% of women only attracted to maybe 20% of men? What caused this?
>>28039598
womens rights movement
Your insecurities
>>28039598
>why are people attracted to attractive people
i think what you meant to say was why do women have such high standards, and the reason is men
Were you ugly in middle school /r9k/? Was that when it all went wrong?
>>28039011
You're fucking Chad tier you mong.
Just get your hair cut and grow some stubble
Bitches will be all over your cock
>>28039011
2008
DUNNA NAAAAAAA
PUTSCH PUTSCH PUTSCH *drums* *guitar*
I HOLD ON SO NERVOUSLY
>>28039030
Nigga that was when I was like 12, now I'm nearly 20 and I look 30. Fuck this shit. Also I was a sperg and kinda chubby so it killed it.
I really enjoy golfing and fishing
Thankfully I'm NEET masterrace so I have time to do both
>>28038936
>hobbies aside from 4chan
top kek. I work and I browse 4chan and that's my life.
>>28038936
Illegal arts and crafts.
>>28038936
Inline skating
Writing informal papers
Escapism (listening to music, etc).
>no belly gf thread
I'LL FIX THAT
more belly
cmon sons
I wanna see more
Guys, guys, guys
An 18 year old qt virgin is fucking crushing on me. She wants me to meet her mom because she's been telling her that she likes me. We've been talking for about 3 weeks and I'm taking her on a date soon.
I'm so fucking excited guys. I'm gonna make it.
>>28037417
>18
>virgin
loooool
be sure to come back and tell us what her excuse for not having a hymen was
>>28037417
lol inb4 "her" mom is actually a group of guys who have been laughing at how they are catfishing you. toppest kek
>>28037488
you can break the hymen from masturbating bro
>be black
>don't want harriet tubman on the 20 dollar bill simply because she was hideous
its 2016 and people still use cash...
lets save the world by destroying it
>>28035812
Hey OP I have your whole collection on my hard drive.
ITT: themes and shit that make you /comfy/
>japan
>90s theme
>vaporwave
>initial D
>windows 95 / 98
who /90s officecore/ here
>>28035188
I would go to my father's office sometimes when I was a kid. Very nostalgic to me.
I'm a tree hugging rural faggot so I absolutely despise cities, but night time urbanscapes are the comfiest.