What are you doing for 420? Bashing brains or hitting bongs?
Bongs for peace
i don't smoke degeneracy on the glorious day of birth from our last great leader.
I'm going to celebrate Hitler's birthday by beating people with golf clubs. What do you think? It's time to blaze up.
>>27935145
Margaret Thatcher?
I'm curious what your plans are while I work on mine.
Also, will you make it look like an accident, or nah?
Nothing extravagant. hanging.
>>27935219
Age?
Reasons for why you wanna die?
>>27935248
20, i'm not fitting in.
Day 17 of no contact with oneitis
No contact.
Summary:
>meet girl
>become best friends
>confess
>get rejected, she only loves me as "a friend"
>try no contact
>come crawling back after a day
>she becomes distant for the next two months
>try no contact again this time without telling her
What...
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Still rooting for you. Man, I don't see any point of continuing to talk to her as a friend, what's the point? She gets a friend and you get your feels hurt. Good for you OP, don't be upset about it either.
These threads are fucking stupid, OP. Either drop her or just stay friends you miserable idiot.
>>27935070
God speed friendo. I expect to see a smug pepe of victory someday soon
>mfw I think of your mothers and fathers
>>27934974
Thats what they get for buying the kids meme :^)
they won't miss me, just kill me.
It's their fault for not raising me right and for making me genetically short & ugly. All things considered they're lucky I turned out as good as I did.
>"I'm really sorry Anon I'm just not looking for the kind of relationship as you seem to want. I mean I hate to like patronize you or anything but I'm over that kind of thing. I did the whole cutesy romantic stuff in my teens and through college. When I first saw you and when we started talking I guess I got the impression that you were confident and that you were over whatever happened to you in your childhood that has made you so ill at ease with yourself. I know you'll find someone Anon, it just isn't me. Okay? I can't...
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stay and drown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFQbuKtxfbc
tl;dr didn't like you either.
>>27934922
This happened to me Monday. I am 37.
The ride never ends.
i don't get this joke
A man walks into a bar. He goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer which she begins to pour, while he's waiting he notices their small food menu to the side:
Cheese Sandwich $5
Ham Sandwich $5
Handjob $5
In disbelief he looks up at the barmaid who is absolutely gorgeous and asks "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?", "Yep" she replies with a smile. He checks his wallet for the $5 and says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."
can someone explain it to me?
It's funny because you expect him to be getting out money to pay for a handjob, but instead he instructs her to wash her hands because if she's been giving handjobs all day, he doesn't want her to get cum or any bacteria from dick on his cheese sandwich.
He'd rather have a cheese sandwich than a handjob from her.
>>27934915
Made me kek, its a solid joke.
alright /r9k/ time for a dump
originar comantru
>>27934882
originalius commentarius
>>27934903
originon comentron
How can I get his haircut /r9k/? I want to look decent and I have long hair that covers half of my ears. His haircut looks pretty good, so how do I do it? I have 0 knowledge when it comes to hair.
you think christian bale knows exactly how he wants his hair cut? no. he gets his haircut by a bunch of expensive hair dressers that know what they're doing and know how to make people look good.
>>27934880
It doesn't have to be exactly like that. I want to comb my hair back with some lift on front but I don't know how to do it.
>>27934822
How to get a haircut? Hmmm if only there was a place that you could go and ask someone to cut your hair. I would even pay someone to cut my hair.
you guys are just mad because everyone doesn't treat you like a child
>>27934812
shilly willy shillerton
>>27934812
Your just mad about my abs
don't talk to me or my guns ever again
>that feel when going to the psych ward for fun because its the only place with girls that will talk to me
I thought I was the only one who did this lol. Mental hospitals girls are so nice to me
Well, I've only been to a psych ward once. It wasn't voluntary, lamentably enough, but an experience courtesy of a gang of goons who arrested me at taser-point.
Well, the women didn't talk to me there either, so I have to say I envy your position. There were people who did talk to me, however, There was the divorced guy who reminisced about chopping his ex-wife's head off with a shovel and running her over with a bus. There was also the morbidly obese fellow who screamed at me about the civil rights of the mushroom people.
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I know, right? That's pretty much the only place where I've met girls who were into me. I guess they'd have to be a little crazy to like a robot.
Virgins over 20 should just kill themselves, they're not contributing anything to the species.
If you want to blame your virginity on say, women or blacks, feel free, it's hilarious seeing spoiled kids not being able to take responsibility for their lot in life lmao
>>27934796
so a teen mom contributes more than someone who abstains?
>>27934860
Absolutely. I have no idea why fags use teen moms as some sort of bogeyman to project their fear of women on but it cracks me up
>>27934860
According to these retards who think "passing on your genes" is the only important thing in life, yes. To reasonable people this seems silly, because it is.
Hello /r9k/, I am an emissary sent from the far away lands of /pol/. How welcome are you to our kind? /Soc/ Is slowly taking over this site with their feminism and left-wing shit. Join us and we shall rule 4chan. Together!!
Bumperinoerinoernio
>>27934742
Greetings, my White Brother. I wish to band together with you and rid of the Jewish and Negro menace plaguing our society once and for all. Only then can we properly deal with the endless hordes of Chinks and Shitskins.
If Hitler was so great then why did he lose?
>Anime finally stops helping
>>27934713
>you realize its been making everything worse the whole time
>>27934713
>It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down,
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down,
in my heart of hearts,
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything
everything, everything
that matters to me,
matters in this world
>videogames no longer help
>anime no longer helps
>porn no longer helps
>just staring blankly at the wall all day long
What do people even do beside these three
>people complain about being fat and wanting to lose weight
>they don't drink water
Water not only helps your metabolism, but makes you less hungry. There is no reason to not drink a shitload of water
>>27934648
>Water not only helps your metabolism, but makes you less hungry.
[citation needed]
If I'm starving and drink water I'm still just as hungry.
>>27934648
I'm fat
I wish I was less fat because I would be more handsome, it would be easier to find clothes, I could run without dying within a minute, and people would not mock me for being fat
I've been drinking almost only water since ever
drinking from the tap feels gross and drinking out of a plastic bottle feels stupid and probably toxic
Who /femanon/ here? Lets post stuff only women understand
>tfw you fart after anal sex and his cum drips out of your ass
Ban all women from r9k. Sage
>>27934521
>tfw you post on the wrong board
Kill yourself
>tfw you're thinking about your ex after having sex with your current bf