/nightwalk/ thread?
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I used to go on walks, but in texan summertime walks suck.
I don't go out at night because I got beaten. Now I'm brain damaged and haven't experienced pleasure in three years apart from one time I did MDMA a year ago. My intellect is still intact somehow. Maybe this is what autism feels like.
Here's my nightwalk story
>it was night time
>i went for a walk
>it was good
>brother invites over friends and there's a few girls
>they introduce themselves to me etc ask me why im so quiet
>i develop acute oneitis obviously though we barely interact
>everyone leaves and i wake up and she has left her scarf thingo here
what should i do with it?
Masturbate into it, then give it back to her
>>29852273
Why does every retard with access to paint think they can draw?
>>29852369
First day on /b/?
>The roaches don't even have a clue
>Completely under my control
>>29852263
>Yet you're posting on a mongolian throat-singing board
>>29852263
No I'm not
Le faggot evilwojack
>>29852322
lol, I get that joke, haha epic xD
>dad tries to knock down your door because he thinks you hanged yourself again
Fucking moron.
Kys...oh, well...
> Again
Kek
Also didn't he shout you? Or did you just ignore him?
>>29852150
are you that anon posting the vocaroo of your dad screaming and trying to kick your door in?
Why haven't you faggots got laid yet? It's not that hard. All you have to do is go to parties and ask a girl if she wants to fuck you.
fuckin, virggggggins.
I'm too busy looking at planets brah.
>>29852335
>Looooollllll uuuuu a geeekkkkkk thatttt lookksskkskssk at plaaaaaaneeeeeetttttttsssssssssss
Will this become a meme?
>>29852126
>go to parties
I don't get invited to any
>ask a girl to fuck
I don't even have the social skills to calmly hold a casual conversation with a girl, how the fuck am I supposed to be able to ask her for sex?
You're standing in line at Starbucks and this guy slaps your girl's ass. What do you do?
How the fuck is this thing able to grow a beard yet I can't?
CHRIST HES SO FUCKING ANNOYING LOOKING FUCK
And this is coming from me and I'm a fucking tranny
ask him if he is pewdiepie and then tip my fedora
I feel the urge to masturbate right now
Please, help me stop
>>29852078
Think of the most disgusting thing you can.
You will now think about that every time you fap.
>>29852078
Just do it senpai
There's nothing wrong about it
Just don't overdo it
>>29852136
This
Just give in. No fap is just a meme anyway
THE NORMIES ARE HANGING OUT JUST OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW ALL THE TIME, I LIVE ON GROUND FLOOR
why dont you go out there and ask them to stop
>>29852029
There's no way you can actually be this stupid. I'm going to assume you're baiting and I bit it.
>>29852018
Offer your boi pussy to them.
They'll get freaked out and leave.
As long as you don't care what they think, do something to make you look like the weirdo and they will be scared.
That or let off stink bombs, preferably before they get there so they will associate it with bad smells
Who else here going insane?
>Can no longer control my own thoughts
>Have hard time not thinking about something I don't want to think about
>More violent thoughts
>Getting very little sleep
>See the sun rise every morning
>Less and less able to communicate with others each day
>Haven't gotten proper exercise in a while and constantly feel jittery...
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>>29852008
We are all slowy losin it brother
>>29852168
Is it bad that I'm enjoying the ride?
>>29852008
schiztype signing in,
My normie-guise is almost off my face at this point but some people find it endearing and say I'm comfy with my own skin, jesus christ that's putting it lightly.
>tfw Oneitis smiled at me like this
Does it mean she likes me or was it a "polite" smile
>>29851978
sorry for shit picture phone fag here
>>29851978
Did she nod his head while smiling ?
>>29852459
No she didn't
Why ?
What is the single biggest reason you are a robot /r9k/?
What's keeping you from casting this wretched life aside?for me it is my obesity
mental illness tbhfam
Whatever makes me anxious around new people.
Everytime I start feeling comfortable around someone said person already met 20 other people with which they hang out all the time, and my anxiety just skyrocket at that point and I just stop hanging out with them.
>>29851976
My face
>tfw you are "creepy"
>tfw grills tell you you look like a serial killer
>tfw grills ask you whats there in the distance
>tfw "bitchy resting face"
If would start lifting and get some more test flowing im sure i could get pussy
nah
>Would you date Tomoko, r9k?
>Why/why not?
She doesn't have a cock so what use is she to me?
>>29851974
>would I date a smelly autistic 3d version of tomoko
a tough call, since they wouldn't be as cute as tomoko is
>>29851986
There's a sex comic about dickgirl tomoko. You should google it, it's pretty good.
Thanks for the NEETbux, wagecuck. My next anime figure is in the mail.
hey no problem man
hope you enjoy it :)
>>29851970
How do I get these NEETbux..?
>am moderately autistic
>have disabilitybux for life
>1600 a month (aus dollars)
>been a shut in NEET for over a decade
its not a nice life. wage cuck dollars are pity on us neets.
Why aren't you in a interracial relationship?it is almost 2017
>>29851955
I dream of a world where there are no borders and no races after we have all mingled into one shade of light brown. Then racism can finally be over and we can have world peace.
>>29851973
i like diversity, even though being mixed.
>>29851955
What's the point? Race autism aside, clashing cultural backgrounds barely keep a relationship afloat. Hell, even differing political/religious opinions is enough to sink a relationship.
Tell me, why would I want to date someone that has nothing in common with me culturally? What's the benefit? Progressive brownie points? Since when do I care what people think of who I date?
>tfw this board has become full of introverted college or school shit going through a slight rough patch in their lives, who actually have friends which they're pushing away and have/had relationships
I want /r9k/ to go back to normal, back to bleak feels and random topics, not drooling over pussy, trannies and cumdumpsters.
The feels shared today seem like mostly 16 yearolds are posting.
>>29851942
I have never had a relationship, bit i have friends, what does that male me?
>>29851982
discount chad
>>29851982
Anon, you don't understand.
In reality it's irrelevant if you have friends or not, have or had a gf. It's besides the point.
/r9k/ is for sharing feels and discussing various topics. Labeling ourselves will only divide us. It shouldn't be a competition and this board isn't a personal blog, but people treat it so.
If /r9k/ could lower its ego and think about things besides themselves and pussy it would be okay.