>"friends" keep making plans without me
>call them to hang out they always say "oh Im just gonna stay in man" and "im not in the mood for anything"
>stalk their FBs and see that they always do shit when they tell me they wont be doing anything
>one day decide I wont take their bullshit anymore
>know where theyre gonna go, I dont call them
>show up at the place...
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You're in the wrong because they don't care about you.
>>27954191
Then they should say that instead of keep blowing me off like im an asshole..
>>27954168
Sounds like HS drama shit to me. Find new friends, learn to move on.
Invited a male friend and several women "friends" to go on an out of town road trip with me to the mountains. Most of them went a very round about way of saying no, e.g., waiting 3-4 days to say they couldn't make it. One was interested in going but when she found out no other girls were going she also took 3-4 days of saying "no". I asked another girl and she was very rude to me (who I also considered a "friend"). Man, how do you guys even make friends with the opposite sex? I assume they all think you're hitting on them.
It frustrated...
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Going camping seems boring, also I'm not a NEET but if I wasn't, I'd probably have better things to do. Sorry friend
>>27954184
I guess you're right
>Out in the mountains
>4+ hours from home
>No internet
>Boring to most people
>>27954161
Maybe they thought you were going to murder them?
>Who wants to go in the woods with me where there's no cell reception?
>act and live like soulless robots
>dull personalities
>most of them are uneducated and poor
>incapable of abstract thought
>no interests and hobbies other than clubbing
>stay on their comfort zones their entire lives
they don't stay in their comfort zone tho
being loud in situations is usually mistaken for confidence rather than immaturity and whining
What a absurd world view you have
>I'm lonely and depressed because I have such deep and abstract thoughts that no one understands :(
>act and live like soulless robots
>dull personalities
>most of them are uneducated and poor
>no interests and hobbies
>stay on their comfort zones their entire lives
you just described r9k
What should I do robots?
>check my tinder this evening
>find friend's crazy ex-gf staring back at me
>tell mates I found her on it, all laugh at her
>go back to tinder
>contemplate swiping/super liking
She's really hot, and would probably be dtf. We parted on poor terms, but she recently broke up with her bf. That rebound pussy could be good
So yeah, should I go for it or not?
>>27954124
it's just a swipe right
>>27954166
Nah because if we match, and she starts blabbing, things could go badly
>>27954447
own up to your wish to smash or be silenced forever
>tfw so lazy I think about committing suicide just so I don't have to do anything
Me too. Would never do it but the idea of doing it for that reason alone sometimes pops up in my head.
Same here anon. Thinking about killing myself or fantasizing about getting cancer is the only thing that puts me to sleep every night.
Eat your vitamins. Lol that's all we had to do.
It must be awful being a robot in Britain, their women are so ugly.
>>27953950
just remember, they live life on god mode just for having a vagina regardless of how ugly they are.
>>27953950
far right isn't so bad...maybe far left too if she didn't have such a goofy expression
>>27953950
far right has a nice body, and a nice face, surprisingly nice compared to the rest of them
Join me in my utopia fellow robots help me design it
>everyone gets 2 sq mi
>arranged marriages for those who want families, nasty gross fuckfest orgies for those who dont
>internet
>>27953894
>drugs liberalized
No shitposting or Australians
Something is clinically wrong with my brain. A deficit of mirror neurons, something along those lines.
As a result, I enjoy masturbating more than sex, because I can feel both sides. With a person it's like doing it with a mannequin. Half the feeling, because I lack the ability to pick up other people's feelings.
I sit in a group, and the group laughs. I don't, though I understand that the slightly unusual thing they just heard jarred them into laughter, but as far as they are concerned, I "don't get the joke." So I've learned...
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I'll just bump this. I'm interested to hear how my fellow travellers cope.
>>27953861
I grew up in a small town. We were outsiders, and people spied on us all the time. When I grew up, I moved to the city.
My first day there, I was walking down the street. Someone laughed and said, "oh, god, look at that creep". I immediately figured they were talking about me...that would've been the case at home.
I nervously looked around. The girl who had made the comment had blue hair and a half-tattooed face. She was walking with a guy about 4'10" and probably 300+ pounds...
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>>27955117
It's glorious.
Unmute
>TFW neighbours wake you up every day with a bunch of wagecucks working on their shitty house at EXACTLY 8am.
Anyone else literally unable to sleep in because assholes in your neighbourhood feel the need to hire people to work on their house literally every day doing all sorts of dumb shit?
Power washing, sanding, mowing the fucking lawn. Every year is exactly the same. My face is literally aging twice as fast because of my cuckold neighbours waking me up early every fucking day god fucking damn I need to buy property out in the country...
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Why do you need to get up later than 8? Go to sleep earlier if you're that tired
>have insane cunt neighbour with spoiled brat daughter in middle school
>work nights, have the day off
>wake up at 2:45 PM in the summer heat to daughter practicing tapdancing on their wooden deck to top 40 garbage radio
>know it's a reasonable time to make noise outside
>don't give a shit
>open all windows and blast DMX until she goes inside
>drink...
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>>27953936
takes me 2 hours to fall asleep, and thats after a day of heavy work/working out.
also i am incredibly light sleeper and wake up 2-3 times every night regardless.
i envy you people who effortlessly sleep 7 straight hours
>NEET for 3 years
>feeling like i'm at the bottom of the barrel/end of the road at this point
>be today
>find multi-vitamins in medicine cabinet at home
>take one for giggles
>1 hour later
>feel like I have the energy and focus like i did as a kid and before I became a NEET
pic unrelated, my robotfu
>>27953745
The hell is a robotfu?
>>27953745
placebo
also you could just get vitamins from food if you ate something other than doritos
Start eating better. Eat 2 pieces of fruit everyday, it's not a meme.
t. formerly unhealthy NEET
femanons, are you okay with your boobs? Or are you unhappy with them? If so what do you dislike about them specifically?
Would you ever consider surgery to make your boobs better if you don't like them?
>>27953676
>Would you ever consider surgery to make your boobs better if you don't like them?
No, surgery enhanced breasts look awful, also I'm flat so there's nothing to work with as well. While I wish I wasn't flat, getting surgery to change my breasts seems so vain as well. Dunno, just gotta live with what you were given
Im black and also have huge saggy/floppy tits. I dont want to live on this planet anymore. I want surgery for sure
>>27953754
Is it just me or are blacks more likely to have saggy titflabs? it's like they have weaker connective tissue or something
>stepuncle found the poop grater
>>27953599
>unborn child found the ejaculate marmalade.
grandad found the jizz hat
>Dad found the potato's skin
Anon-genes, come out of your 'cave'! All your relatives are eating and I want you to say hello!
And DON'T come out naked, buster! You keep that robe ON or I'm kicking you out of your pot!
What a filthy dog
Diogenes was fapping and shitposting thousands of years ago. Pissing off the normies Alexander and Plato with his devious one-liners and tricks. Truly he was the proto-NEET, proto-robot
>tfw you will never be Diogenes
He is the king of the NEETs
At Ihop.
About to eat.
Stacy walks over and without a word takes my ketchup.
Walks back to her table.
WTF. My hashbrowns D:<
But what should I have done?
>Excuse me, what are you doing? I planned on using that..
>>27953552
Start a scene?
>>27953535
You don't do anything you fucking ketchup hog. She's already oppressed enough as it is and now you want to take her basic ketchup rights away
Fucking scum on this board
I'm creating a cougar dating website profile, I can't figure out what ny username should be. I don't want to look nerds or like a little puasy. Please help
Actually probably a pretty good idea to try out that type of website.
I got drunk and signed up for one and sperged out with a forever alone rant on my profile and actually had women messaging me. Women messaging men on a dating website?? What?!
You're username should be something to match your personality, try something like liteheaded. Then in your bio write out why you think you're bright.
>she fell for the feminism meme
>she spent the majority of her twenties being a slut and feeling 'empowered'
>she naively thinks she's going to bypass the beta provider rule
>she's frantically searching for all of the Chads left that are her age, but all have settled down or are dating younger women
>she foolishly believes she's going to trick a young, handsome 5-10 years her younger Chadlet into marrying...
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>>27953533
Orbit
its kind of like orbiter but they would be too dumb to get it and think ur hella smart