Anyone else too successful at becoming NEET?
I got myself officially diagnosed with a disability and now receive full rate disabilitybux for life. For the next 60+ years my survival is secure without ever having to work or even leave the house.
And I'm so FUCKING BORED. Anime and masturbating doesn't bring me any joy anymore. I've fucked myself forever
How much money do the Jews give you? What state do u live in?
>>27954465
>For the next 60+ years my survival is secure without ever having to work or even leave the house.
I'm extremely envious. Life is so hard and miserable
>>27954465
just try to do something unofficial and off the books, be the next anti rap hero, become an artist, do something new.
Is there anything more pathetic and sad than watching youtubers/lets plays?
protip: anime isnt
Playing neptunia games
Anime posting on a gay male meetup board.
I never got the appeal. Why would I watch someone else play games when I could just play them myself?
>Have gf
>When she's here I want to be alone
>When she is away I miss her so much
what the hell is wrong with me?
>>27954457
I have this shit with friends too
>Cant wait to chill or do something
>Am there
>Wanna go home
why is this???
>>27954457
>>27954582
Humans are just pretentious mostly hairless monkeys. Every single human construct is pretentious because it denies the reality to which we owe our existence. Clothing is pretentious, shaving is pretentious, going to a toilet is pretentious. Thinking that masturbating should be private is pretentious.
>>27955601
But i get cold ;_;
>you will never smell a girl
What the fuck is this meme about girls having a special smell? Are we talking about their pussy? I've been close to clothed women and only smelled perfume
>>27954486
This, it's such a fucking weird meme. They only wear perfume, if you want to smell it go to a perfume store you fucking weirdo.
just ask your mom if you can smell her.
don't be a creep about it, just explain the situation.
>2016
>not realizing that Mom is a robos best friend
>the you get to stay indoors and listen to thunder instead of going to class
what are my houstonbros up to?
I just woke up, Sugar Land reporting in here. Was nice waking up to the weather and being able to go back to sleep. Just gonna stay in and stay comfy all day.
SW Houston here. Glad to have class off today. My street is currently a river so I just get to stay home and play vidya all day.
>>27954412
UH fag? Class cancelled, currently in a hoodie and pajama pants shitposting from apt
How can I get the most possible pleasure when fapping? I am uncut
>>27954382
Try hands free fapping
>>27954382
Prostate stimulation
originolio cornholio
explore some advanced masturbation techniques. erotic hypnosis is an interesting one. isabella valentine has a great series on hands free ejac, "jackpot." onaholes are really great too, don't get a fleshlight or tenga do some research and buy japanese. /jp/ normally has a thread going somewhere in the catalog. try the butt stuff too you might like it. poop first, wait 30min and use lots of lube. tooth brush handle is a nice length and thickness if you're new. put a condom on it and wash it after, probably don't brush teeth with it tho.
there's...
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Beta stories thread. This just happened
>walking to supermarket
>some fucking monk stops me and begins talking about some book
>don't wanna be rude so I act interested
>wants to sell me the book
>actually buy that garbage to be nice
>he invites me back to their temple
>can't decline an invitation so I spend all of today listening to stupid fucks...
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is this what r9k is like? beta threads and women hate?
i just came to see what everyone is talking about. i see it now
>>27954413
Oh my fucking God, where are all of you normie newfags coming from? You're obviously new if you didn't know what a majority of /r9k/ consists of. Why must you come on here and treat us like spectacles? We're just sperglords.
>>27954378
>don't wanna be rude so I act interested
nah dude, it's not rude to ignore idiots. Just ignore them next time. And for fucks sake don't give your contact info to someone you don't even know
what's more pathetic, foot fetish or socks fetish?
Thigh high socks fuckin own
Also the thought of getting a footjob while the girl is wearing stockings is so hot to me. I don't think any of it is pathetic tbqh familia
>tfw gf wore socks and a skirt to our first fuck date without me even asking
It was beautiful lads. I hope you all get to feel this one day
Nail polish
god I want to rape laci green and force her to convert back to mormonism
>mormon
There is no way she isn't at least part jew
kinda looks like riley reid
The wall is not kind to women and men.
Erica if you're reading this, you literally have 8 maybe 10 years tops to achieve your dreams before the wall shuts the door on it.
Follow your dreams, don't let dreams be memes.
Am I dumb for not maintaining a savings account with Bank of America? I have 10,000 US dollars in my checking account
>>27954258
Not really. Bank savings account interest rates are so low these days they might as well not exist.
You might be dumb for not investing that money or putting it in an IRA or something.
>>27954275
it says its's 1%. So does that mean I'll get 100 bucks after a year?
I'm not financially smart
>>27954307
Well, it's probably compound interest, so if you put 10000 dollars in there and never touched it, at the end of the year you'd end up with an extra $100.46.
You don't get it all at the end of the year, though. Usually banks will give you a portion of your interest once a month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmRlDEoSxzE
Does he post here? I am summoning pruane2forever
Been a long time, pretty sure he was around in 2007-2008 when he was most popular. He has a normie life.
Omg been a long time since I've seen that face haha
https://www.instagram.com/p/YEKx93y4ig/?taken-by=pruane2forever
found this on instagram. looks like he is a normalfag
I've been advised by a psychiatric nurse that I should give them a try, was wondering if someone here could share any experiences with them?
For me I'd use them to help against depression and anxiety, with both these issues getting worse lately due to some bad shit and elevated drug abuse.
I can't get anything done, and just dwell more into myself and have depressive memories pop up randomly.
Feeling like a numb zombie would be better if it could make me move forward.
Seems great if they really live up to their name, i.e. flattens your emotions,...
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>>27954237
There's no reason to not trying them.
But do understand that you might need to try a hella lot of 'em before you find the one that works for you.
I've been on and off a lot of different ones. Some didn't give me an effect at all and some only gave me side effects.
And if SSRI doesn't work for ya, then you'll probably try SNRI, which for me worked quite well. Although if I forgot to take them one day, I'd feel like I was hungover the day after.
And when I...
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Celexa was a big swing and a miss for me. I'm willing to stay on Wellbutrin though.
Please note that they can be hell to get off again. If they don't work for you, tapering down and stopping can give you even more anxiety - among other things.
Do women really find guys who volunteer that attractive? Seems like a weird criteria to judge guys on.
They find attractive people attractive.
>>27954231
>Seems like a weird criteria to judge guys on.
Women appreciate people who give them shit for free. Being a volunteering person means (to them) you'd be more likely to accept having an uneven relationship in their favor.
But women are also preconditioned to like guys who are selfish/arrogant/"alpha". If you volunteer you show yourself to be what they want to settle with. But it also eliminates you from the casual sex candidate group.
Women are just awful...
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>>27954231
>attractive guy who volunteers
>woah look at Chad he's so altruistic, so involved, ah~
>unattractive guy who volunteers
>uuuhhhh what a creep I'm sure he's doing it so he can stalk anonette/because he's a perv/what a tryhard
Do these 5's on the serial add any value to my bill?
Also, share your money collection.
Another bill, what would you pay for this?
Anybody? Anybody at all?
>>27954200
Nice doubles, but that bill was just one of a series that were trying for the GET, so it's not terribly valuable.
I have about 60bux in uncommon (nothing rare) denominations in a little safe in my closet. Eisenhower dollars, JFK fiddy-centers, 5x 2 dolla bills, Bag-o-gawea dollars, and the recent presidential dollars they've started in that same vein. Some old quarter from I think 1857, with a small hole drilled in, someone had it as a necklace piece.
I used to work at a place where the...
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Discuss originally desu senpai
>not posting modern European art
>posting shitty Spengler tier "muh antiquity"
I'd rather art galleries full of pieces with meaning over another shitty motel wall tier reproduction.
>>27954186
I'll take 'cherry picking really fucking hard' for 500.
Also post this on /int/ you'll get guaranteed replies
>>27954221
>I'd rather art galleries full of pieces with meaning
>meaning
Do tell