are there any humans worse than the average "christian" on 4chan?
>malicious
>stupid
>self righteous
>cowardly
>constant unasked for shilling
>thinks everybody that isn't them is an atheist
>uses shitty memes against atheism
>"god will reward me for being a hateful and miserable piece of shit as long...
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>>27960003
make it more subtle next time and you might actually upset a christberger somewhere
>>27960003
> the atheist saves thumbnails
So fucking classic
>getting btfo in a different thread
>make new thread so that your failures in the immediate past can't be brought up
i like to make fun of religious people too, but this is pretty sad, pal
Should I go to Prom, /r9k/?
I don't have a date, too autismo to ask someone
Also i'm 18 so please don't yell for mods.
>I don't have a date
Don't go.
>>27959973
same situation
pls help
Unless if you're a chad and like loud crappy music and dancing don't go. I went and was bored out of my mind, regret going could have just smoked weed instead. Since you're on r9k I assume you're not a chad by any means.
I've literally been browsing this website for 10 years.
YES 10 years spent reading posts and clicking on pictures.
I've just been looking through my archive of photos and I realize I wasted my life.
>>27959931
So have I. I am 26 how about you? This site has changed a fuck ton. No one even calls each other newfag anymore.
Going to post the oldest pics in my /b/ folder.
>>27959995
>1252015942979.jpg
This id suggest something like 2012-2013 nothing analogous to "being here for 10 years".
Have you ever considered visiting a glory hole?
Suck or get sucked?
I went to one in Germany. Pussy (confirmed) was on the other side. Older pussy, but pussy nonetheless.
Why are Germans so kinky? I'll bet I'd feel right at home there.
>>27959923
tell me where one exists in the uk and ill swing by senpai
What are some good video games to make friends in?
>>27959885
I feel wow still has potential if you run into the right people
Halo 3 was the biggest. GTAV was a recent big one. Maybe dark souls 3.
private servers in any free-to-play game are usually a good way to make friends, even if that game is normally shit for making friends
eg ss13, tf2, minecraft servers are all decent places to meet you're internetfu despite pub servers being awful for it
>haven't gotten a haircut since 2014
>get called hobo a lot
>fast forward yesterday
>got a haircut which looks like fucking shit, the barber literally fucked my shit up
>fast forward today
>someone tells me I look like I go to a private school
>fast forward 2 hours
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Post pic of your haircut OP
your long hair clearly was your least attractive feature.
Not looking like trash = people like you
This the culmination of events that eventually led to the pinnacle of my youth, when things started going south for me leading to me dropping out of high school as a friendless stoner loser, pissing in bottles and spending 24 hours a day on the computer.
>Be me
>12 years old in the 7th grade.
>Had a friend named Josh, he was my best friend since the 5th grade.
>We did everything together, hung out almost every day or talked on the phone. He had other...
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I want the next part
>>27959820
>Somebody named their kid Levi
He was a cunt from conception
>8th grade comes around and Josh is a full on wigger now, smoking weed all the time and getting in trouble.
>I still hang out with the "group" but I am basically an object of amusement at this point. I get picked on regularly and a few kids try to start fights with me, but I was a gentle kid and would never do anything back.
>As I am getting desperate for friendship, I hang out with Josh one day and I smoke weed for the first time at age 13. I didn't feel much, but I puked...
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>get girl's number
>never text her
>get friendzoned by onetis
>put rat poisoning in the treat you gave to her dog
>>27959910
Bro!? Why the dog? Kill her.
>>27959815
That's my Chad bro. He does that because he has multiple girls every week.
Is Green Day robot?
>>27959789
that album yes
newest ones not so much
WHEN MASTURBATIONS LOST IT'S FUN
YOU'RE FUCKING LONELY
>>27959833
Yeah pretty much this.
Their new stuff is mostly about fucking.
I've never seen a board where it gets forced with such brachial force.
It doesn't matter if it's true or not. As long as a man even shows even one hint of submission in any instance whatsoever, that person must be branded as a cuck forever and ever until the coming of Dagor Dagorath. Therefore, cowering before trivial facts would make you, you guessed it, a cuck.
i mean its just an unreasonably common thing that men never grow up for some reason, probably from being coddled. the actual cuck thing is like the furry thing, with some modern influence unnaturally directing their sexuality from childhood.
>>27959773
Well I cuck my wife, but if you wanna be technical that's a cuckquean not a cuckold thing.
So ya know, there's that.
>be me a few years ago
>be in a shitty high school in Tennessee
>new kid arrives, everything is cool, but then he shows his real side
>this kid has black hair, pimples coating his entire face to the point of bleeding 24/7, and is skinny as all fuck
>I make the mistake of talking to him, apparently his is INSANE as fuck
>he constantly tries to get girls to talk to him, even though literally...
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I was in the psych ward with this 18 year old kid who always talked in a forced British accent, claiming that he learned the accent in the womb when his pregnant mother visited the UK despite him being born in the US.
he also claimed he could talk to his British ancestors and that they followed him everywhere and gave him special knowledge about politics and war and social issues. he literally would talk to hallucinations in the middle of class or group therapy.
he tried so hard to make friends but no one wanted to be around him because he could only talk about...
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>>27959765
Sometimes I think Im the reincarnated form of Ricardo Lopez. But I also do a lot of DXM so that probably contributes to it.
>>27960038
>gave him special knowledge about politics and war and social issues
holy shit, this is one of the most hilarious manifestions of shcizophrenia to ever exist
Who here has a strong desire to bang high test women but only date qt petite girls instead?
>>27959585
Same. it sucks thick women have much higher standards than boring flat girls
>>27959585
So is this the male equivalent of alpha fux beta bux?
>>27959585
I only bang high test women anon. And if I can't bed a high test women in a particular timeframe, I bang fatties.
what does it mean when a girl asks you if you have a gf?
she interested in jumping your bones
Probably nothing desu. Maybe she wants to meet her and be friends.
>>27959566
She's making fun of me
Any neet youtube channels ?
>>27959552
Thisinterests me, too.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TomatoandToph
>>27959778
absolutely cancerous, do not ever post that again.
Hello, I got a new computer recently, can you fine gentlemen help me load my folder with male avatars, and Pepes?
Ill post what I got, though its not much
I like this one, for some reason
DAMN IT
In case anyone is looking for this one