ITT: Edgy and Cringey things you've done
>be 14
>recently stumble across the Bud Dwyer suicide video on youtube
>morbid curiosity peaks, and I discover bestgore
>start looking at it all the time
>few months later start freshman year of highschool
>school starts a program where they give everyone a laptop to use for their four years of school
>of course...
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>14
>Fill condom up with milk as to make it look like come (I had no idea what id looked like. Also filled the condom up)
>tossed the milk-filled condom into a random parked car
>hehehehehe so sneakty
>>27963278
>be grade 8
>everyone picking their classes for high school
>some kid says some derogatory remark towards since I was the last one to pick ny classes and the last one
>as I walk by him I make a farting noise for some reason as if he would be insulted by it.
>everyone in the class stares at me like I'm fucking special
>life...
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I once posted a pic of some dudes dick in 16 different threads. Thinking about it now it's probably one of the cringier things I've done. I'm finished I apologize.
Am I right, robots?
only if you hit it from behind
It's surprising to see self-awareness from such a gross pig
>>27963415
Not self awareness. She was fishing for a compliment, and op blew her the fuck out.
I am currently seeing a doctor, with a possible diagnosis upcoming. Most likely either schizophrenia or schizoid pd (for a while high functioning autism was considered, but has been ruled out.)
Medications and accommodations will follow (it's almost guaranteed I'll get a service dog).
In all honesty, with so much change happening at once, to both my surroundings and my identity, I need to vent.
Ask a psycho anything.
I don't know if this is pretentious, or too opinionated, but here goes nothing
Why does your identity have to change? Aren't you still the same person you were before the diagnosis?
>>27963310
Not pretentious at all.
I suppose my identity won't change internally, however I'll suddenly be walking around with a service dog, be popping pills. Everyone around me will see things differently, I guess.
>>27963248
How would Schizoid require a service dog? I'm like 95% sure I'm Schizoid as well and it doesn't sound like you'd need a dog for it. Also gl with diagnosis and shit. I plan on eventually seeing a therapist and shit when I finally move away from my family.
I have very bad Social Anxiety Disorder. I have no friends, dropped out of college, and rarely leave my house. The very thought of making a phone call or writing an email scares me. I can never "be myself" when out in public and I always feel very uncomfortable and nervous around other people, even my own mom.
Yet I have never, in all my life, had a "panic attack." Sure, my heart beats fast when I'm outside, my legs get stiff and shaky, and my voice gets high-pitched and squeaky. But this lasts for hours, it doesn't just come and go at random like panic attacks seemingly do. So, im confused.
Are panic attacks just a tumblr meme or are they more a symptom of Generalized Anxiety Disorder?
>>27963247
You sound a lot like me. Maybe your life is just one long, mild panic attack?
I just say I have them to get benzos. They're the only thing that works for my GAD but they won't hand them over for just GAD
They're legit. People think being really stressed out and anxious is the same thing as having a panic attack, but it's not.
I don't actually have bad anxiety (just lazy and depressed) but was having super bad panic attacks in December. For me, it feels like a complete out of body experience. It's like I go on a 30 minute drug trip, start having multiple spiraling thoughts at once, and I get shaky and break out and a cold sweat. Nothing would trigger it, it would just happen.
Where my /dxm/ bros at? Just dropped 600mgs of the good stuff. Keep me company phamalam I might be trippin pretty hard tonight
>>27963213
do normal drugs like a normal degenerate
>>27963378
n-no! I have no connections for real drugs BECAUSE IM A FUCKING ROBOT
>>27963213
debating whether or not I want to tonight
I've been having some weird trips lately
I should probably lay off
I'm concerned about my dad /r9k/. I think he's cheating on my mom. A while ago, I saw box with a playboy logo on it in the glove compartment of his car. I looked away quickly because I really didn't want to believe that it was a box of condoms. And right now, we just found out that we have a bedbug infestation in our home with the epicenter being my parent's bed, that's where we found the vast majority of bedbugs.
And you know where bedbugs generally come from, motels and hotels.
I'm scared /r9k/.
>>27963166
how old is ur old man? anyone who could possibly be the woman?
>>27963166
Don't worry, anon. If your parents get divorced, then they'll have proxy fights by spoiling you with gifts they can't afford, just to piss each other off. Not to mention two birthdays, two Christmases, etc.
>>27963196
no, I think it's a prostitute.
he's 60
Is there a such thing as a male fag hag for lesbians? A queer steer?
I thought they were known a dyke tykes
>tfw no lesbo best friend
>>27963024
lesboys
How does lesbianism even work out fuck. Aren't most lesbians somewhat masculine
>how was your coachella this year? how many bitches did you fuck?
I went to see Iron Maiden.The setlist could've been better.
Went for best girl and I was not disappointed
>>27963607
who is that qt?
>originallll
So I caught crabs from a hooker.
I went nuclear on my body hair (i'm a bit hairy) and scalded myself in hot water. I havn't been this smooth since I was twelve.
As i'm sitting here typing this I can't stop thinking about it. I've never itched this bad in my life and now i'm suffering and for what? A little pussy. We only fucked for like five minutes.
I'm taking a good long hard look at my life and what I want out of it now.
I guess what i'm saying is pussy isn't worth it.
lmao you're crying cuz some bugs walked around on your dick for a day. Pull yourself together you massive faggot. you belong here
>>27963070
It was a little more than a day. You will never fully understand my horror at finding a tiny bug and his buddies crawling around through my pubes like a jungle.
You aren't wrong though.
>>27963013
i shave my pubes
i-i'm not gay, e-even though i have 1089 hrs logged on medic...pls no bully
"Just lift bro, anyone can look good with some time in the gym and the right diet"
>>27962872
left guy have some shitty proportions
>>27962872
Yeah it sucks that,some people have better genetics than others, that's why I never try to improve anything about myself
Guy on the right has a panty waist.
what does r/9k art look like? is it all sonichu fanfiction and shitty rage comics or does anyone here have any actual talent?
I don't do "art" really.
I'm a professional writer and photographer, and a lot of people call both of those things "art," but the stuff I do is just routine commercial work that I don't think would be very interesting to most of the people here.
i make glitch art and circuit bend stuff. this one's got a frog in it
I'm a published author and unpublished poet. I haven't written anything in over eight months because I just don't have the energy despite being NEET. Going to kill myself soon desu.
>tfw life isn't as bad as /r9k/ would have you believe
>tfw robots are a meme
>>27962852
nice b8 m8
oregano cement
>tfw you may not have a gf but you have a waifu
Good feel, OP!
Posting the greatest candy of all time.
What are you snacking on right now, friends?
water because I have food poisoning fuck you
>>27962850
Those aren't shock tarts.
Stay noob
Those aren't gummy worms.
>24 yo hhkv NEET (soon to be employed)
>don't want a gf any more, girls want me but I can't feel anything
>depression faded but it left me with nothing, nothing positive or negative in me, everything just 'is'
>probably going to end up being the typical 30 yo+ loser
>had passions that almost lead somewhere, depression didn't let me pursue them
>read a lot but since...
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Thanks for the blog post
Desu~
>>27962808
well if you are truly over your depression and not just feeling apathy before more depression thenthings will get better even tho you will never be able to be like before it got to you and it will kill you slowly
You are not really that depressed yet. 24 is young.
>le feel when
>>27962733
>get some friend request
>click to see who it is
>it's some random russian guy
i still accept their requests anyway
>>27962765
>the next day he tags you in a picture of him
>untag
>week later, he does it again
>>27962833
>it's a porn link