CHAD THE WAGIE OVERLORD BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3548201/Public-schoolboy-died-holiday-Crete-punched-ground-10-second-fight.html
>>27979032
Chad on chad violence
Beta Spring, anyone?
That's bullshit. The guy that punched the kid should get charged with assault only, not fucking manslaughter. The kid died the next morning because he was a massive pussy and probably had some heart defect or something. Nobody dies from being punched once, unless you have a knife in your hand and you "punch" someone in the heart.
how can I improve my humour? I mean I'm not unfunny but I want to be a really funny guy
>find out what's funny
>say it
>>27979040
funny guy here, don't do it dont get down that road man.
you always will be the funny guy then, they call you so you're making the clown for them.
they think then youre ther personal jester, just there for the shits and giggles.
man it's just people wont take you as full then, they think you're just there for the group.
man i even remember shit like "ANON CMON BE FUNNY" man fuck off nigga, it's not i can be funny when you all want i could but no i dont want.
just...
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>>27979786
lel I'm a clown diffuser.
Clowns are terrified of me because they sense that I see through them. Like the MC's friend in No Longer Human.
I don't mean to shit on your parade, clownman. I just can't help it
Feels thread?
This is kind of a normie feel desu but it really hurt
>have a nice long distance gf from college
>been together for a while now but haven't seen her since school ended in May
>totally ok with this and so is she, we're very patient people and just like having someone to play video games with
>wagecuck and commute to work everyday
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Fuck you normie get off my board
>>27979300
Pls no bully I'm just an original doubles
>doctors compliments me on not using xanax for a while
>a few hours later feel like shit
>use it
>feel like I betrayed/disappointed them
is this board real or is it just fantasy?
You can never be sure.
That is some Dali level shit right there.
>>27978862
It is a part of God's fantasy which he shares with us, making it our objective reality.
>tfw you're the boy with the thorn in his side
what is ops favourite smiths song?
>>27979178
Not OP, but mine is Asleep.
>>27979209
First responder here, mine is also asleep; it got me through a lot of shit for the past 10 years.
Anyone else love hafus as much as I do
best part of white girls and the best parts of asian girls all in one
>>27978845
Worst parts from both, actually
All hapa men are beta virgins, and all hapa women are slutty, self-hating, white girl wannabes
>>27978845
That girl turned out real well.
>>27978924
>>27978845
>mfw dating a hapa
>shy, qt, prude, not slutty
>definitely hates herself and thinks she looks more white than asian though
I'd say it's more worst of both parts than best, when it comes to personality.
But in looks, def best of both.
>seeks a mate outside of his ethnicity (American seeking Polish, German seeking French, etc.)
>would marry a woman that has had more than 3 different cocks
>does not want to get married at all
>does not want children
>nihilistic (with a wicked sense of humor)
>utilitarian morality
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>implying what a trap or homosexual thinks matters
>>27978852
I am a heterosedual white male.
>>27978868
Heterosexual*
Orig
imagine being forced to wear girls clothes and then having your penis locked up in chastity so that the only way you can feel pleasure is from being fucked like a girl while your useless girly dick flops up and down
>>27978818
Wearing girl clothes, having girl boobs, voice, face, hands, feet and a girl pussy to be fucked would be way better than your fictional scenario.
Also bonus for a womb.
Tfw smaller and skinnier than all the men in the locker room at 5'8 160 lbs.
Tfw feel super small and vulnerable next to all those chads.
Tfw long luscious hair
>>27978928
I'm 5'7 and 155 and I don't feel the same way at all.
>playing game online
>everyone talking about smoking weed and how high they're getting
Why are normies so obsessed with marijuana?
Because it feels good. Wagecuckery drains all will to live from normies. They absolutely need to cope with alcohol, sex, and drugs or else they quickly lose hope and become an inefficient cog.
>>27978774
they think it is """"""""""social"""""""""""" drug
The stuff is ace. People who talk about it regularly are faggots, but people who just smoke it and get on with life are cool.
>Be me in high school
>Beta fag over level 9000
>Always bring Kit-kat to school and eat it at a specific time
>My nickname is the Kit-Kat man
>Too anxious to talk to anybody, specially girls
>One day, ugliest girl in school approaches me
>Think she's ugly but it's the first girl who's ever approached me
>''Hey...
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KUK
both funny and original
>>27978771
You never EVER give anyone else your KitKat dumbfag
Hey, even though you had a Kit-Kat I guess you couldn't "have a break"! lol!
Hey /r9k/ have you ever looked down on someone as subhuman before?
I mean non-ironically for some reason(besides race for the sake of argument)
When I see someone who is cross-eyes I immediately think of them as lesser human.
Also when I see someone with brown eyes I see them as subhuman and immediately lose interest in talking to them.Also asian eyes are not brown most of the time they are black that's a different story
>>27978715
Asian here, our eyes are brown. A very dark brown, bordering on black, but brown regardless. Hard to make out given our eyes, I realize, but you'll have to take my word for it.
>>27978715
yes
furries, bronies, diaperfags, etc etc. autism is disease for subhumans in general
Asian folks definitely have brown eyes, dumb fag
Most pathetic thing you've ever done
>4 years ago
>18 years old, living at home
>live in basement suite at home because I pay my parents rent
>two bedrooms down there
>have my own bathroom
>one day my mom let's 8/10 QT move into the spare room, because she got kicked out of her house
>kinda pissed but whatever
>she's...
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...did you end up fucking the qt ever??
>>27978688
No, she got knocked up by some Chad, then left a few months later
>>27978688
not OP but...where do you think you are?
Do you really think you're better, or wiser, than most people?
>>27978653
I don't think I'm smarter or wiser than most people but I do think I'm more complex in the sense that I'll constantly look for something wrong in my life and dwell on it.
Nope. Just angrier.
No. I think i'm immature and dumb as rocks.
What did this woman's desperate actions during the blind date express about the future of women dating?
That jaw is mesmerising.
>>27978578 What blind date?
>>27978578
this film sucks man, fuck off until you have actually good taste
>April 19 2016
yeah well my dad can beat up your dead
>>27978552
O SHIT NIGGA
HOW WILL OP RECOVER
Is there browser addon that allows me to track how much time I spend here?