It's 420.
Drugs better than drinking. Pic related.
>>27999846
Goddamnit these pictures get me so mad
I know it is bait and this is the answer you were looking for, but goddamnit fuck this society, if it was rape for the girl it was rape for the man too
And honestly, I've been drunk, and when I was I have never done anything I wouldn't feel I liked to do as sober
>>28000167
Ikr this also pisses me off. The Double standards.
IT explicitly states both were drunk.
>>27999846
>stoned guy just called me, middle aged sounding
>"hi can I speak to Brian?"
>"sorry you have the wrong number" and I hang up
>five minutes later same shit again
>"do you mean Brianna?"
>"yessss that's what I meant!"
>it was my driving instructor calling...
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will you say yes, robots?
>>28088334
Being divorced is a red flag but considering that I literally don't care about myself anymore I definitely would.
Human trash like me would never even get a chance, though.
YES YES YES YESY EYE$SUAYGAREYSYTTES TEYARUGYSUSFH ARGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes ;_;
tfw no successful business woman wife
How many marijuanas did you smoke today??
Inb4 weed is degenerate. You mom probably smoke weed, is she too a degenerate??
Thought not.
Where would I even get weed.
How does an introvert even access this shit.
>>27999818
Dealers are stupid AF. My guy advertises it on his Twitter and Facebook...
>>27999793
dude lmao hitlers birthday
dude lmao columbine
Should we colonize the sun?
Give reasons please, in science there are no right or wrong answer.
>>27999717
Yes, we should build a normie colony on the sun and let superior robots rule this earth.
Yes we should and extract all the oil on it
But if we colonize the sun where will we get sunlight from
>be me
>playing cs:go
>mummy and new chocolate daddy are wrestling downstairs
>suddenly get a hunger for tendies
>walk over to my GBP board through the shit jugs and piss bottles
>i have 40 GBP, enough for an extra-large chicken tendie meal
>i run downstairs to tell mummy
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>>27999675
bump so the thread doesn't die
>>27999675
yeah, tell that bitch
>>27999675
t. NEET
original comment
Happy birthday, Adolf!
hope you like the artillery bombardment
>>27999639
Better get outta my thread, commie
Happy 127:th birtday Adolf!
/uni/ thread
So how you guys holdin' up?
Lmao what is your deal dude, did you get cucked by someone with an EE major?
You had this thread already.
I did so well this semester that I can afford to get Ds and Fs on my finals and still get an A in every class
Why haven't you taken the 2D Pill yet?
>>27999542
Because 2D don't have vaginas and don't exist.
>>27999623
>2D don't have vaginas
That's not what my Japanese porn comics say.
I have.
I have a waifu, I have a daki. I'm still incredibly lonely. It helped for a while, but not anymore. I don't want a relationship with 3D, so the feeling is odd.
I've been gone for half a year now. But fuck it, no other board wants to hear my shit.
> 20yo., 5"7' ugly skeleton, pessimistic,misanthrope, socially anxious, suicidal/homicidal tendencies
> JUST.jpg
> Hikki since I dropped out of HS a year ago
> Doctor will probably stop giving me doctor certificates, because I refuse to take the meds he prescribes me.
> Because of that government payments are cut off...
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>>27999489
You could always get a job and do stuff like the rest of us.
You skinny.
Try being the same as you but fat.
Go jogging. Wish i could.
>>27999512
I'm not mentally stable enough to work. Absolutely no one would hire me and even with, the only thing that would happen is that I would probably get money to live longer. And that's not a good thing. Still thanks for the reply.
Would transitioning work for me or should I remain a malefag?
>>28087400
You might as well go full mutant if you already look like you're halfway there.
kill yourself freak show
>>28087400
either way you will remain malefag
I made a thread about this yesterday with mixed responses.
Would it be possible to drown in a bath tub if you took lots of sleeping pills before hand?
Would you sink under the water while unconscious and drown?
>>27999464
Maybe if you weighed your head down to be sure
>>27999477
Any ideas how to do that?
>>27999510
Put a pair of boxers or a smallish tshirt over your head, tie off the sleeves/leg holes, fill in the empty space with rocks, and finally tie off the loose fabric around your neck so the rocks won't come out
how's the trap workout coming along famu's?
>mfw i just discovered biking
>tfw no bf who wants to be a trap
>tfw wanna bike with my bf
>tfw boyfriend has the perfect body to be a trap
>tfw he wants me to peg him
>tfw he wont let me dress him up
life is pain
>>27999447
I'd bike more often but now that summer is here (it was 80 degrees a day ago), it'll be sweaty and unpleasant which I really hate.
Considering using a treadmill in the house now and following that usual running guide you see on the info graphics.
The 9th installment! Let's make /r9k/ acknowledge the >best fetish!
Everyone with a tickling fetish or interest is welcome in this thread, where we discuss fantasies, experiences, and general discussions, as well as (true or imaginary) stories, and share content, whether it be images or videos, all centering around tickles! Chat away, and have fun!
>>27999444
Bumpity Bamp Bump.
>>27999444
>Double trips
Wow, what a get.
I have a feeling Lord Kek wil make this tickle thread legendary!
I haven't been tickled in probably 15 years
How do you know if you're insane or not? I've been debating with myself that I am sane, yet deep down inside, I know that I'm far from normal.
How do I know?
You let "the other guy" be in charge. You are obviously incompetent.
>>27999395
if you have to debate with yourself that you're sane, then you're not sane.
>>27999418
I don't have another guy in there, I just feel as if I'm becoming someone else entirely.
>>27999466
Oh
>no Elliot thread
Let's change that!
maybe you should have tried luck with brunettes, now you're dead
favourite elliot quote:
'oh look there's me. in all my fabulousness. i am so awesome'
>>27999455
I made a webm of that, but r9k doesn't allow sound
I think you are the anon who said the delivery of that line was just perfect.