Anybody clash of clans here? Im about to get this german niggas account because hes gettin new phone. Anyway i can grind money on this game?
>>28002341
why not just play regular vidya?
>>28002406
Because im trippin on dxm and regular vidya doesnt cut it
>>28002406
>>28002425
Because I'm a faggot.
ftfy
>Pepe is no longer just a simple meme
>it's an art statement
>>28002130
Nice.
I love art statements.
Fukken normies, men amarite?
Gimp da Limp OC
Post your favorite pepe image my fellow robots. I would like some rares.
Ouke
>>28091412
Thank you for contributing to my thread.
Well, it was a hard search, but I guess this one is my favorite. I think the image speaks for itself, but somehow the way he is fapping with no regrets while relatives are crying and police looking with disgust.... ye it fits
What would you do if your cousin was a cute Arab girl with giant tits?
send her off to isis, they need some more rape material
>>28002092
Rape her so she would be force to marry me.
>>28002347
Desu is this actually a thing in Islam or is it just Arab(ian?) culture?
So I signed up to play as a rioter for O.O.P Riot Training tomorrow.
Found out you get to throw bricks at them.
Found out that I should expect to be grabbed, thrown down, hand cuffed and carried off when they catch me.
Found out someone broke their hand last year charging at an officer with a riot shield then punching it.
every one else who signed up is super /fit. How well long will I last?
How long will I last? *
That sounds fun.
How long you last depends less on you and more about how they deal with crowd control. If people stand back throwing shit they're probably just going to maintain a line like a shield wall if they know how to use them in a group. If people run at their lines and get through they'll probably get restrained pretty fast. If you get winded running up to the line with a bunch of people and they run away you'll probably get snagged.
did they say if they're going to be throwing diluted tear gas or mace or something? if they do expect you'll...
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>>28002013
>helping the system train to fight protestors
Whore.
>DUDE WHAT'S TODAY
>''What?''
>DUDE WHAT IS TODAY'S DATE
>It's 4-
>DUDE IT'S 4/20 BLAZE IT FO LYFE NIGGGAAAHHHH XXXDDDDDDDDDDDD
Can we actually erase today?
I mean like get rid of today's date and add an extra day towards th4e end of april? Also why is April so fucking shitty
>Allergies at maximum worse
>Aprils...
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>>28001964
>DUDE WHAT'S TODAY
>Hitler's birthday.
>...
I will never understand the 4/20 blaze it meme, 4/20 is also columbine and Hitler's birthday
Someones a little buttblasted at people smoking some DUDE WEED LMAO
Cyborg here, can confirm that robots bring loneliness upon themselves. Why? I've attempted to befriend robots before and it just doesn't fucking work.
> Try to befriend a robot, doesn't work because he keeps hitting onto me despite me saying multiple times I'm straight.
> Try to befriend a robot, doesn't work because he cannot handle anything with the slightest amount of violence or foul language in it, thus zero common interest.
> Try to befriend a robot, he hacks my brothers computer and tries to get him arrested, then laughs about it to my fucking face.
> Try to befriend a robot, he keeps getting mad at me for smoking pot despite me not ever doing it around him.
> Try to befriend a robot, he keeps trying to make me watch he's stupid fucking anime with him, and always shares way to personal stuff about porn addiction etc. with me.
> Try to befriend a robot, doesn't work because he keeps getting jealous of my relationships with other people, and makes everyone uncomfortable.
Fucking hell I give up. You retards don't deserve friends. Anyone else here tried to be friends with a robot only to waste your time?
>>28091340
Well memed my friend I rate it a eight of of eight. Much appreciated.
Would you be friends with a female robot?
>>28091366
This all happened, no bs
>>28091374
I tired that to. The miserable cunt only ever wanted to talk about herself, and nothing else. Never wanted to go anywhere, never wanted to watch anything, all she wanted to do was complain.
>i was born almost one quarter of a century ago
>>28001942
>I was born 6000+ days ago
>existence is finite
>time is infinite
>mfw
>tfw i'm was born one and a half decade ago
>Got drunk alone the night before
>wake up feeling super shitty
>get massive cup of coffee
>go to lie down on my bed with my computer to shitpost and watch anime until i recover
>set computer down on bed
>lie down with coffee in hand
>fucking drop it
>scalding hot coffee fucking cascades all over my only set of sheets and my...
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> Woke up
> Everything the same
Almost pushes me over the edge daily.
wew lad. Dodged a bullet there. Do you feel bad that you didn't blow your brains out?
Don't be discouraged senpai.
>constantly complaining about how girls want chads
Why not become one desu senpai? baka
Just takes a month of regularly working out to get used to it and even enjoy doing it.
Just takes two weeks of eating healthy for the bacteria in your intestines to evolve into ones that enjoy healthy food making it extremely easy to maintain that diet.
keep doing this and one year later you'll get yourself a real life 3D girlfriend. You won't be buff but you'll look and feel healthy and that's what counts.
Just do it m80s!
>he thinks lifting will solve his problems
Not saying it won't solve many but it's definitely not gonna be the surefire way.
Face is all that matters, fucking original//
>its another "bro, fix your life with 3 easy steps!" thread
>Ask to go to the bathroom
>Don't have to go
Who else /mischief/ here?
>hand cashier a 20
>they ask if I have anything smaller
>say no
>i actually do but want them to break the 20
>go to the toilet
>sign says wash hands
>don't
>did you have a good day anon?
>yes mum
Actually didn't have a good day and therefore deceived my mother.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35813348
>Although Breivik has three prison cells, access to an electronic typewriter, newspapers, TV, exercise machines and videogames, and can cook and do laundry, Mr Storrvik argued that he is being damaged by his isolation.
What the fuck, man. Solitary confinement in nordic countries sounds comfy as fuck. I practically already live this life.
>tfw want to live in solitary confinement but don't want to kill 77 people
was Breivik just another normie?
>Convicted mass murderers have better living conditions than you
Every day I'm presented with more compelling reasons why I should just give up
Do they realise Breivik is loving this shit? He's pushing it intentionally. He's loving making a mockery out of their legal system.
Do I have a chance with a fit body but shit face?
Pic related is my current body
>>28001656
Show face faggot.
show us how ugly you are anon :^)
>>28001656
How tall? blloxxxx
Does Reviewbrah still post here?
>tfw you think he looks pretty cool and stylish
Am I weird for hating the baggy-hobo-nigger modern look?
I think he still does. Anyone remember his first AMA on here? It was during the time all his videos had comments disabled. He enabled comments on a video for a while to prove his identity.
Apparently he got on Tosh.O? Is he officially a normie thing now?
>tfw your giant waifu will never put you in her vagina
>tfw your giant waifu will never let you sit between her cleavage
>tfw giant waifu will never keep you trapped under her foot
This fetish sucks, but I love it. Why can't this shit be real?
Don't like giant that big. 20 feet is probably the biggest I am comfortable with, beyond that it's hard to imagine it without them accidentally killing people.
People who are into this giantess shit have been abused as children.
>>28001979
can confirm
I was abused by a hot teacher that fucking hated me when I was like 6
I don't think I'll ever be able to have a normal relationship because of it.