>that heartbreaking feel when no Gillian Anderson mommy
I love smug Mommy Gilly.
>>28007537
Stop reposting the same shit thread none cares about you're Gillian Anderson mommy
Damn, Gillian Anderson looks like THAT?
she's STILL GOT IT!
I don't think that is a picture that should be posted here.
>>28007400
This. Females offend me. Please don't trigger me OP
A pint of vodka a day? That would kill you, OP.
>>28007370
That picture is making my peepee feel funny.
I better left the internet and do something productive with my day.
>tfw no one to cuddle with and massage while phenethylamines
I dont even want to have sex just cuddle ;_;
>>28007233
Please refrain from using the Shouko to make bait posts. Thank you.
>>28007233
I want that but sex also.
Yeah same OP.
Honestly don't even care if it's a guy. I'm straight but I really need that closeness.
Shame I live at home. I could probably find a guy I could pay for that otherwise.
this is the cute rat :))))
cigo this is your third visit what do you want
if you're not here to kill me please get out
>>28007220
Hello Rato oops I mean hello cigo
hello cigo
I guess I have to type some more because short comments aren't allowed here.
Tell me robots, what do you guys think about skinnyfat women? Do you find them attractive or at least tolerable?
>>28007212
I'll fuck anything that moves I don't care anymore
that pic is not skinnyfat... skinny fat is just a regular looking non muscular body.
i don't like very fit women, i don't like fat women, so i like skinnyfat.
>Skinnyfat
What does that mean
>>28007242
If that's the case that's the body type I preferassuming they have giant boobs
Where do people hang themselves from? I don't see a realistic place you can do a drop hanging without breaking the support piece.
>>28007195
A bridge, a pipe on the roof of an apartment building, a radiator near the window of a 5 story building. There's a lot of possibilities but the fact that you're acting like there aren't makes me think you want someone to talk you down. What's bothering you?
>>28007195
Wooden structures (such as gallows obviously), sturdy tree branches usually, bridges
there's plenty of suitable objects that won't break
>don't use a curtain rail trust me kek
>>28007230
I just want something easy, something lying around the house. I don't wanna go through a big hassle.
>masturbate
>don't ejaculate
>it starts burning at the tip
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN TO ME!!!!
>>28007129
Yo shit broke bruh
>>28007129
Mine burns if I pee too soon after ejaculating.
It's the worst
>>28007129
Looking up on WebMD you have herpes, congrats
>tfw nearly 30
>>28007048
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>>28007048
How did you make it so long without just ending this shit?
>>28007048
im 4 years away from being 30, not a wizard but i hope my end is near.
is there such a thing as "too much alone time"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNDmN_vzbeI
>>28007044
I hate her pretentious lisp and the way she moves her face
her videos are cringeworthy and so are her fans
she isn't anywhere close to being deep or insightful
she's not an introvert
she's a slut in the worst sense of the word (the only sense of the word)
another product of the leftist factory
what a boring ugly slut
Oh fuck, I don't think I'm a robot anymore.
>lose a lot of weight from cutting out all junk food
>suddenly girls at my uni seem much nicer to me
>girl in one of my classes approaches me after class at the dining hall and asks if she can sit next to me
>tell her I was just about to leave so I don't want to spill my spaghetti
>>28006993
REEEEEEEEE GEEET OOUUUT
>suddenly girls at my uni seem much nicer to me
If you feel anger when you realised this, then you are a robot
If you feel happy or feel good after you realised this, then you never were a robot
>>28006993
I know how you feel friend
>tfw a girl once smiled at me
a-am i chad yet? I really want a qt gf to cuddle.
I am thinking of becoming homeless by choice and pretty much living out of a backpack. I live in Toronto. I will beg for money and live off whatever people throw at me. I don't have a car so I will sleep under bridges or in alcoves in a sleeping bag, or just wrapped in a few blankets. I'm not thinking of living like that permanently I just have this desire to try it for a week or so and see what happens.
Has anybody ever tried to do this?
Sort of. Ran away from home and lived as a hobo for awhile before getting picked up by a truck driver and traveling around with her.
The burning question is: Why?
Why would you want to live on the street and beg for change? I know somebody who was homeless and they had a really bad time. You may not get enough to eat, ever escape that life, end up addicted to stuff, or even be chosen as a target for violence.
>>28006918
gonna need a greentext
Do you think we should bomb the moon? Explain your reasons pro or against
I don't see any reason not to.
>>28006853
you mean to destroy the moon or just to hurt her?
>>28006853
YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN
Post people you are glad you aren't.
>this fucking nu male
>>28006831
you
originaru
Couldn't imagine such pain
>>28006831
He looks like he could easily turn into a decent person. The beard means he has enough test to be joining my pack of alphas.
Help me, /r9k/, I'm obsessed with yet another fictional character and it's ruining my life
Fair play, Maria-chan is a qt
>>28007121
>tfw you will never get kissed by her while she's stabbing you
God dammit that pic makes me feel bad
Who wants a currynigger trap gf?
>>28006674
I didn't think I did, but now that I'm seeing it...
haha nobody
oh wait some freak on here is desperate enough
>trap gf
Contradictory statement, mentally ill freak.